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Recently my finances have been feeling the pinch (whose have not?) and I decided reluctantly that my punting budget would have to be reduced from £200 to £120 per month.  This obviously cuts down the number of meets but unfortunately not my libido so I decided to try a male sex toy.

Not wanting to waste a lot of cash I bought the item below and some lube  from lovehoney when it was their deal of the day for less than £10.

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More details and video at the link below. The lovehoney vids are worth watching for the cute presenter  :)

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I felt pretty daft when it arrived and it smelt very rubbery but persevered and was surprised to find out that it was pretty good and felt very realistic when well lubed up - actually a lot tighter than most girls I have shagged. For the recent thread about what BB feels like I would say this gives a pretty good idea.

Does anyone else use this type of thing or am I just a sad wanker?  :lol:










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Recently my finances have been feeling the pinch (whose have not?) and I decided reluctantly that my punting budget would have to be reduced from £200 to £120 per month.  This obviously cuts down the number of meets but unfortunately not my libido so I decided to try a male sex toy.

Not wanting to waste a lot of cash I bought the item below and some lube  from lovehoney when it was their deal of the day for less than £10.

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More details and video at the link below. The lovehoney vids are worth watching for the cute presenter  :)

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I felt pretty daft when it arrived and it smelt very rubbery but persevered and was surprised to find out that it was pretty good and felt very realistic when well lubed up - actually a lot tighter than most girls I have shagged. For the recent thread about what BB feels like I would say this gives a pretty good idea.

Does anyone else use this type of thing or am I just a sad wanker?  :lol:

Not for me but your not a sad wanker just because you get your rocks off in this way in my view. I like a Strap-On up my arse as long as its a woman using it, well lubed and easy does it. Different strokes.

Offline CBPaul

No you're not a sad wanker.

Problem with any form of masterbating is the novelty soon wears off, I then end up craving the real thing, wanking only reduces the urge for so long.

Offline Anallover6969

No you're not a sad wanker.

Problem with any form of masterbating is the novelty soon wears off, I then end up craving the real thing, wanking only reduces the urge for so long.

Spot on.

I brought a Tenga around £60. Whilst it's an interesting sensation. It provides a weak alternative.

YOU CAN'T BEAT THE REAL THING.

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Looks like it might have more personality than some of the girls I have met... :)  I suppose they may be a good idea if its stops the dreaded death grip that plagues seemingly a lot of us -  though if they are tighter than the real thing that's not going to help your real world experiences. When I have tried toys like that, I find they are good the first time you try them but they lose their appeal and novelty very quickly. You can't beat a bit of interaction from the other party though. Maybe it would be good as a plan c to avoid wasting money when your dick takes control of your brain.

If it floats your boat then go for it!

I use toys of various sorts with my reg purely in pursuit of pleasure by adding variety to meetings, it makes a big difference and keeps things fresh.


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Problem with any form of masterbating is the novelty soon wears off, I then end up craving the real thing, wanking only reduces the urge for so long.

I think anything new has novelty value but yes, probably won't last long. At a tenner if it staves you off for 1 punt a month it's done its job.

Nice presenter

Offline mothra

Recently my finances have been feeling the pinch (whose have not?) and I decided reluctantly that my punting budget would have to be reduced from £200 to £120 per month.  This obviously cuts down the number of meets but unfortunately not my libido so I decided to try a male sex toy.

Not wanting to waste a lot of cash I bought the item below and some lube  from lovehoney when it was their deal of the day for less than £10.

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More details and video at the link below. The lovehoney vids are worth watching for the cute presenter  :)

External Link/Members Only

I felt pretty daft when it arrived and it smelt very rubbery but persevered and was surprised to find out that it was pretty good and felt very realistic when well lubed up - actually a lot tighter than most girls I have shagged. For the recent thread about what BB feels like I would say this gives a pretty good idea.

Does anyone else use this type of thing or am I just a sad wanker?  :lol:

I secretly bought a Tenga a few years back just over a fiver when my misses refuses to offer any sex and my punting budget is non existence :(. Used for a few times then tore it up incase I'd been found out. Just last week I bought this:
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as a temporary measure until I save enough for the real thing.

dropxfred

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I secretly bought a Tenga a few years back just over a fiver when my misses refuses to offer any sex and my punting budget is non existence :(. Used for a few times then tore it up incase I'd been found out. Just last week I bought this:
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as a temporary measure until I save enough for the real thing.

I never understood why women hold out on their men... oh well, to the prossie go the spoils  :drinks:

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The fleshlights and the like aren't so much, an alternative to sex, as an alternative way to get off. In the same way a blowjob isn't a substitute to sex, it's a sex act.

Offline mattylondon

I never understood why women hold out on their men... oh well, to the prossie go the spoils  :drinks:
Control my friend. Control.  ;)

And of course, with many men, completely counter-productive because they end up having affairs or punting prossies.  :hi:

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Control my friend. Control.  ;)

And of course, with many men, completely counter-productive because they end up having affairs or punting prossies.  :hi:
I've always thought sex can be used as a weapon by both sexes.

Offline mattylondon

I've always thought sex can be used as a weapon by both sexes.
Yes, but the most gripes I've ever heard were from men!  :D

Offline asseater34

I got a fleshlight a while back, whilst they are expensive to start with, they are cheaper then a WG and you only pay once.

I got the Stoya Destroya as did some checks and found this rated as the best one, but I guess it will all be down to personal preference. I found the reviews on this site External Link/Members Only. I got it from the fleshlight euro website as the Destroya wasn't on sale in the UK at the time External Link/Members Only

I think that this one feels great, and with the cap at the top you can adjust the amount of suction you feel. The only pain is cleaning it afterwards, but at around £65 delivered a good option if you are short on cash for a WG.

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I have a number of similar toys, usually purchased when on offer thankfully.

They are ok, can be used to help with control for those of us with such issues and with some it can be a hands-free experience....

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For something with easier cleaning 

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Or just use a condom, then the lube you need to use washes out easy.


Offline Boundless

Recently my finances have been feeling the pinch (whose have not?) and I decided reluctantly that my punting budget would have to be reduced from £200 to £120 per month.  This obviously cuts down the number of meets but unfortunately not my libido so I decided to try a male sex toy.

Not wanting to waste a lot of cash I bought the item below and some lube  from lovehoney when it was their deal of the day for less than £10.

Hidden Image/Members Only

More details and video at the link below. The lovehoney vids are worth watching for the cute presenter  :)

External Link/Members Only

I felt pretty daft when it arrived and it smelt very rubbery but persevered and was surprised to find out that it was pretty good and felt very realistic when well lubed up - actually a lot tighter than most girls I have shagged. For the recent thread about what BB feels like I would say this gives a pretty good idea.

Does anyone else use this type of thing or am I just a sad wanker?  :lol:

I think the girl demonstrating is one of the girls from the Appliances Online website - I'm sure most married guys on here will have watched them demonstrating dishwashers, fridges, cooker hoods etc. When the Mrs was choosing the appliances for the kitchen it was the only thing that kept me sane!

new_punter

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I secretly bought a Tenga a few years back just over a fiver when my misses refuses to offer any sex and my punting budget is non existence :(. Used for a few times then tore it up incase I'd been found out. Just last week I bought this:
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as a temporary measure until I save enough for the real thing.

That looks like it might be a bargain.

Tjkooker

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I'm sorry but without a female present it still just a wank. My hand does that adequately thanks.

Offline mothra

I have a number of similar toys, usually purchased when on offer thankfully.

They are ok, can be used to help with control for those of us with such issues and with some it can be a hands-free experience....

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For something with easier cleaning 

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Or just use a condom, then the lube you need to use washes out easy.

Looks handy. Ideal if you live alone.

Offline house music dave

Evening lads.
I'm sorry to ask this but with my disability I struggle to do a fast up and down motion. Can anyone recommend anything that I can use fairly slowly that'll still get me to orgasm?

HMD

Offline mothra

Evening lads.
I'm sorry to ask this but with my disability I struggle to do a fast up and down motion. Can anyone recommend anything that I can use fairly slowly that'll still get me to orgasm?

HMD

I used to have one of these:

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It acts like sucking/wanking motion. The device fits half or quarter down your shaft. When you squeeze the ball air expels out pushes the device down and when the ball returns in form it sucks/pull your penis skin up. Recommend you use some lubricant with it.

Offline house music dave

Thanks Mothra I'll check it out. :)

magpiejon

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Evening lads.
I'm sorry to ask this but with my disability I struggle to do a fast up and down motion. Can anyone recommend anything that I can use fairly slowly that'll still get me to orgasm?

HMD

Try one of these with the hammer head male stoker attachment. Absolutely brilliant, it can get from semi to orgasm in 10secs if you let it. You can use it in various other ways as well as for wanking.

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Cheers magpie,

is this the attachment you are talking about?
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HMD   

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As a note the fleshlight are really tight. I have a can one and it is as difficult as anal to begin with.

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As a note the fleshlight are really tight. I have a can one and it is as difficult as anal to begin with.

Cheers Ali.  They don't do different sizes?

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Cheers Ali.  They don't do different sizes?
The ones which look cans are smaller than the torches, I think there's a minitorch as well which is small. And the pornstar ones are different again. I doubt most men will have a problem with the length of it, I think I am average thickness, but I struggle to get it in to begin with even with lube, it's only after a few minutes that it eases up, there is a cap to adjust tightness, but even still...
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I don't get it.  If you got to use your hand to move it back and for, you may as well have a wank no?

Looked at 'realistic' vaginas once and unless you can actually f*ck them, absolutely pointless.  Plus they were only 5" deep.  If you can't go balls deep again why bother?

Offline mattylondon

I don't get it.  If you got to use your hand to move it back and for, you may as well have a wank no?

Looked at 'realistic' vaginas once and unless you can actually f*ck them, absolutely pointless.  Plus they were only 5" deep.  If you can't go balls deep again why bother?
Always balls deep!  :D :D

If you're into this sort of thing, may I suggest a site such as External Link/Members Only, where one can obtain great value for money on many things.  :hi:

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I don't get it.  If you got to use your hand to move it back and for, you may as well have a wank no?

Looked at 'realistic' vaginas once and unless you can actually f*ck them, absolutely pointless.  Plus they were only 5" deep.  If you can't go balls deep again why bother?
It's an alternative to a wank, even if it is effectively a different version as a wank. Realistic vaginas are overpriced and outdated, but I've never owned one, so can't comment on the feel.

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Has anyone tried one of these out?

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Oops! Sorry just noticed the same question posted earlier on this thread. My bad :-/
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Has anyone tried one of these out?

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Oops! Sorry just noticed the same question posted earlier on this thread. My bad :-/


Has anyone tried one of these out?

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Quote from website:  They are made of silicone and are made specifically to be used once and then thrown out.

At £7.99 each, someone has not thought about the marketing strategy at all.

You pay that price to wank off in a bumpy silicone bag and pop it in the bin after?  Another crackpot Japanese waste of money.
My hand costs nothing to get a similar end result.

Anyone seen this clip for another Tenga product? It's a maketing masterclass.....External Link/Members Only

And Tenga has 'celebrity testimonials' on its site - External Link/Members Only
The just look like a bunch of unknown wankers to me. 

JV547845

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is it basically like a ribbed or knobbly condom inside out?  I just can't imagine getting a tenga on without it hurting let alone enjoying it enough to make it worth £8.  How long does £8 buy you on Brazzers?

You're better off trying to stay aroused as long as possible and stimulate different parts of your cock, or even edge if you can. 

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Quote from website:  They are made of silicone and are made specifically to be used once and then thrown out.

At £7.99 each, someone has not thought about the marketing strategy at all.

You pay that price to wank off in a bumpy silicone bag and pop it in the bin after?  Another crackpot Japanese waste of money.
My hand costs nothing to get a similar end result.

Anyone seen this clip for another Tenga product? It's a maketing masterclass.....External Link/Members Only

And Tenga has 'celebrity testimonials' on its site - External Link/Members Only
The just look like a bunch of unknown wankers to me.
I've heard of Jaguar Skills and Zebrahead, the rest are a mystery to me. I heard that they can be used a few times iff you wash them out.

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Quote from website:  They are made of silicone and are made specifically to be used once and then thrown out.

At £7.99 each, someone has not thought about the marketing strategy at all.

You pay that price to wank off in a bumpy silicone bag and pop it in the bin after?  Another crackpot Japanese waste of money.
My hand costs nothing to get a similar end result.

Anyone seen this clip for another Tenga product? It's a maketing masterclass.....External Link/Members Only

And Tenga has 'celebrity testimonials' on its site - External Link/Members Only
The just look like a bunch of unknown wankers to me.

You're right it's expensive for what is essentially a disposable product. However according to this wikipedia article the company making these and other similar products had a turnover of £13 mill. in 2012. They shift 13K units per day, 80% of which are sold/bought in Japan. So clearly there's demand for them.

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I've heard of Jaguar Skills and Zebrahead, the rest are a mystery to me. I heard that they can be used a few times iff you wash them out.

An old sports sock and a watermelon is still a cheaper option.

Offline ForrestGump

An old sports sock and a watermelon is still a cheaper option.

Sounds like the result of a Blue Peter compo  :D

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If anyone reading this thread is interested in these types of toys, but isn't sure if it's for them, you can buy items from Lovehoney and return them for free for 365 days from purchase and with no questions asked.  Yes you can use them, doesn't matter to Lovehoney.  Just make sure you keep the paperwork with the return sticky label on.


Offline ForrestGump

If anyone reading this thread is interested in these types of toys, but isn't sure if it's for them, you can buy items from Lovehoney and return them for free for 365 days from purchase and with no questions asked.  Yes you can use them, doesn't matter to Lovehoney.  Just make sure you keep the paperwork with the return sticky label on.

I heard Lovehoney is always on the lookout for folks to work in its returned goods department.  :vomit:

Bootleg

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Hi,

Thanks to all for the responses to my original post (and not calling me a sad wanker!)

I have been looking at other toys since my original post. The fleshlights seem to get good reviews but I am wondering if anyone has used the Vstroker add-on?

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It is basically a sensor that fits on the fleshlight and then works wirelessly with your PC whilst watching interactive porn.

It looks pretty good and it looks like you can even interact with live camgirls using it (impressive use of technology but would rather punt than pay £££ for a cam girl).

I am quite tempted as there are some cute girls including one of my faves Teagan Presley - any taken the plunge yet?

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If you are really desperate, take a small hand towel, fold lengthways. Lay a latex glove at one end with an inch of opening end proud of the towel edge, then roll up towel loosely. Finish by pulling surplus glove around circumference of rolled towel. Et volia, one false fanny.  Add lube, and go fo it. The tighter you wrap, the tighter the effort to penetrate. Your choice, basically.

Cheap as Chips too.  :D

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now this is what you call a mail sex aid  :yahoo:

Spookily real. However, blow up dolls still make me think of Only Fools & Horses.......

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now this is what you call a mail sex aid  :yahoo:
Better than a real woman because they don't talk.

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I have thought about getting a fleshlight ,  but think they are too much of a hassle to clean

new_punter

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I have thought about getting a fleshlight ,  but think they are too much of a hassle to clean

Not really that bad to be honest.

Toby

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I don't get it.  If you got to use your hand to move it back and for, you may as well have a wank no?

Looked at 'realistic' vaginas once and unless you can actually f*ck them, absolutely pointless.  Plus they were only 5" deep.  If you can't go balls deep again why bother?

The Fleshlight sensation is different to a hand crank. Oh boy, is it fucking different.  :thumbsup:

The Fleshlight is also very deep, although I don't know the exact dimensions.

Toby

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I have thought about getting a fleshlight ,  but think they are too much of a hassle to clean

Nothing simpler: wash it under running water, directing the water flow into the hole, the pop the sleeve back into the holder to dry. Job done in less than a minute.

Toby

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As a note the fleshlight are really tight. I have a can one and it is as difficult as anal to begin with.

Although it still depends on individual girth, the fleshlight sleeves come in different sizes. I have a 'classic' smooth one, which was very comfortable to use from day one. I then bought a very tight 'anal' one, which was so tight that I only used it twice (once upon getting it, and then once more to make sure that it really wasn't going to get any better).

I can actually turn the classic one inside out without forcing it, when cleaning, the material is that soft and pliable.

Having made multiple posts on a male sex toy thread, I think I've well and truly labelled myself a wanker.  :blush:

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Although it still depends on individual girth, the fleshlight sleeves come in different sizes. I have a 'classic' smooth one, which was very comfortable to use from day one. I then bought a very tight 'anal' one, which was so tight that I only used it twice (once upon getting it, and then once more to make sure that it really wasn't going to get any better).

I can actually turn the classic one inside out without forcing it, when cleaning, the material is that soft and pliable.

Having made multiple posts on a male sex toy thread, I think I've well and truly labelled myself a wanker.  :blush:
I've not tried the ones you mentioned, but the Vampire can is tight, tight. The material is very soft, but the lips don't feel like real lips, they look the part. If they had picked a harder silicon material maybe it would be better. I guess we're a pair of wankers, but we do it with style.