So the night you get your jackpot lottery winnings...

[hsn23]

First thing you do?

I'd probably hire a decent sized room at one of the park lane hotels and invite 4 wgs for an overnighter 

I'd get a milf, an Asian, a brunette and a blonde. They all gotta interact, CIM as standard, anal I'm not too fussed about since I prefer pussy and yeah that's it.

What would you do? 

[pumps]

First thing you do?

I'd probably hire a decent sized room at one of the park lane hotels and invite 4 wgs for an overnighter 

I'd get a milf, an Asian, a brunette and a blonde. They all gotta interact, CIM as standard, anal I'm not too fussed about since I prefer pussy and yeah that's it.

What would you do? 

Has it been a while since you last punted/ had sex? 

Not sure what I'd do.... but I doubt prossies would be the first thing on my mind - I would probably buy a new sports car...

I Fancy a mclaren P1, private plate would be "pumps" so look out for me 

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[NervousJ]

Ha ha ha, I'm with Pumps.

I'd probably pop in and see my fave lass on the way back....

[CoolTiger]

I'd celebrate the winnings with my family first, etc. etc.

Then plan my punting accordingly.
Book out a whole day's session at TPC for me and my 2 punting mates only.

Pretend am going all over UK looking at "properties to invest in", butr instead book into the local Hilton and have an overnight with known local WGs, before repeating same with
highly recommended girls in the NW, West Mids, Yorkshire and London Regions.

Arrange  puntings trip to Morocco (Nike and a few others would be my special guests for introducing me to this destination) , FKK Clubs (Steve2 and Jerboa likewise), Dubai and then India.   
 

[hsn23]

Yes it's been a while lol and I don't care what anyone says going to a masseuse doesn't count!

Tbf even if that wasn't the case I reckon I'd do that first anyway 

[slow and low]

Massive night of fucking and 2 girls up for a big fooking session.

[Clarkey]

Ring my solicitor.

agree what a decent offer would be.

Off to the sun with the hottest most agreeable milf I can find.

Start planning...

[Brazilian Martian]

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[Richthescouser]

For me it'd be a week in a very high end holiday home in the middle of nowhere, large hot tub and about five fit young ladies in tow.

[fredpunter]

I'd spend it all on homeless puppies and promoting world peace .... after my knob drops off

[threechilliman]

Me? I'd get straight on a flight to some swanky hotel in the Caribbean so i could spend a couple of weeks thinking about my next punt.

tcm

[Anadin]

At the moment I have a pretty decent credit card limit, scarily way over what I earn so the night I won the lottery assuming I won it online and didn't need to spend the next 12 hours desperately looking after the ticket, I'd check into the fanciest hotel in London and book 2 glamour model type escorts.

The actual day I received the cleared funds into my bank account is a different matter altogether. I think I'd get on the first plane to Vegas. Yeah there's several porn stars I'd be looking to shag but I'd mainly be going there to do rich guy shit and that seems like the best place to do it.

[Marmalade]

I don't see an expensive whore as more desirable simply by having more cash. Paying a whore more than basic sex rate is just being a mug in my books, whether I'm feeling rich or not. The ones that charge more are generally just making a bigger cunt out of the punter. Maybe a few houses in different locations around the world could be nice, and servants to keep them clean and do boring stuff. A prossie is no more than an already expensive servant paid to suck my cock instead of iron my shirt.

[hsn23]

I don't see an expensive whore as more desirable simply by having more cash. Paying a whore more than basic sex rate is just being a mug in my books, whether I'm feeling rich or not. The ones that charge more are generally just making a bigger cunt out of the punter. Maybe a few houses in different locations around the world could be nice, and servants to keep them clean and do boring stuff. A prossie is no more than an already expensive servant paid to suck my cock instead of iron my shirt.

  at the last sentence. Absolute savagery. 

And market forces dictate a prossies worth. Generally you get what you pay for in this game.

[Marmalade]

Generally you get what you pay for in this game.

I disagree. Price is rarely an indicator of quality (with a few exceptions at either extreme). What you generally get is nicer bedsheets, fluffier towels, etc. And prices, market or not, in this country are fucking horrendous, bar Australia and Switzerland. The average quality is no better than what one gets for a fraction of the price in many parts of Latin America.

Admittedly, you have to spend quite a bit at different levels and fuck a few hundred at least to come to that conclusion if you don't want to take my word for it; but plenty of experienced punters here will tell you the same thing. "You-get-what-you-pay-for" is prossie myth número umpteen.

[Anadin]

And market forces dictate a prossies worth. Generally you get what you pay for in this game.

It's a bit more complicated than that but I sorta agree when it comes to attractiveness at least based on my taste, the more I fancy a girl the more expensive she tends to be unfortunately.

[Marmalade]

It's a bit more complicated than that but I sorta agree when it comes to attractiveness at least based on my taste, the more I fancy a girl the more expensive she tends to be unfortunately.

As in "a classically good looking / attractive girl will be able to charge 20 or 30 quid an hour more than one that is uglier" or "a good looking / attractive girl will charge 2 or 3 times as much as an average girl"?

The first is normal. The second is pathological. 

[Anadin]

As in "a classically good looking / attractive girl will be able to charge 20 or 30 quid an hour more than one that is uglier" or "a good looking / attractive girl will charge 2 or 3 times as much as an average girl"?

The first is normal. The second is pathological. 

I don't know what normal naturally attractive girls charge but I'm into surgically upgraded girls and they often charge a fortune. If I won the lottery, sadly my average punt would likely be around £350 an hour.

[twwb]

Me? I'd get straight on a flight to some swanky hotel in the Caribbean so i could spend a couple of weeks thinking about my next punt.

tcm

I'd do something along the lines of this. Punting wouldn't be top of my list, but once over the shock of winning I'd get to work planning some special punts. I guess you could probably pay to fly any WG to you from anywhere in the world, so I'd spend a while seeking out the world's best Or I could visit them on a world tour of sorts

[Punter115]

Once the money was in the bank account ...I would buy a second house with a trout river at the bottom of the garden and install a full size snooker table in one of the rooms in the house .
I would then get 4 regulars and I would see a different one once a week for a couple of hours.

[Home Alone]

I'd buy a pied-á-terre in Fremantle and spend three months every year out there.  I'd enjoy comparing and contrasting the punting scenes in Australia and here.