This is a review of sex with a Transsexual. If it's not your cup of tea, have a cup of coffee instead!
OK, so this is a strange one, kind of conflicted. You'll see why as you read. This was a meet with
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members OnlyBeen in my Hotlist for a while, her profile and Gallery pics make her look kinda cute. For some reason I thought she was rather shorter than she is, but that's not a problem for me. I'd say she's 5'11" in stockinged feet. I was up in town anyway, and I've recently been on a bit of a 'journey' with TSs, also a punting journey back after prostate surgery. Decided to go for a punt and contacted a couple of TS gurls. Patty replied and her texting was prompt and pertinent. However, obvs as a lure for punters, a couple of her replies stated in capitals that she had a REALLY BIG COCK. Just in case anyone was wondering, like. It didn't really bother me because it wasn't going up my jacksy in any case, and it's got to the point now where I regard putting large things in my mouth as a bit of a challenge. So, game on!
I'd already left home and was on the train when our exchange took place, and I asked her to confirm her rates for 30mins and 1hr.
She stated £150 and £200 respectively, with the latter for a 'full service'. I decided to treat myself and go for an unrushed 1hr rather than a potentially clockwatching 30mins.
[It was later when I got home that I realised her advertised AW rates are actually £100 and £150. My fault for not being forewarned/armed, but nevertheless she tried it on (lied) and I fell for it].
OK, so I got off at Lancaster Gate Tube (Central Line) and her flat was a 1min walk away (she'd texted me her postcode). Texted her I was there, and the building name and flat number were forthcoming immediately. Very nice area, very nice road - properties here very expensive. Her flat is up a couple of flights of stairs, a light tap on the door and I was let in by the magically-opening thing with her behind it. Greeted by a sloppy wet kiss which then prolonged and included a nice grope. Ushered through to the bedroom where I handed over the dosh. Handed a good sized posh fluffy towel by Patty, and I popped into the very nice bathroom for a quick refresh-shower. Patty has her own hair, full and lustrous, slim hips and a lovely slim figure. Pretty face, full lips and apparently a gold tooth at the front (or perhaps one of those removable ones). She smelt great, freshly showered but without any strong perfumy smells. Long legs, pert and smackable arse.
Back into the room, my towel fell to the floor revealing my fully-fledged boner and immediately we were in a standing, lusty clinch with very deep French kissing, neck-biting, heavy breathing and hands all over the shop. Nice. I sat back on the bed and kissed Patty's body up and down. Smooth, soft and hairless skin, and something slightly alarming lurked within the Patty-Panties...I could feel it grow in my hand, begging to be unleashed. I did the honours and a very nicely-formed cock sprang out, already pointing skywards, slightly fat, fulsome, soft bell-end and probably 7.5" or so in length. A bit bigger than mine. The bitch!
I was immediately on it with my mouth, much to Patty's vocal approval. I spent a good 5mins giving her head, taking time to lick and suck her balls, gently wanking her every time my mouth was elsewhere. Then I span her around and buried my face in her lovely arse, grappling both her cheeks with my hands, rimming her ever deeper and giving her soft fleshy cheeks the odd playful slap. I was doing all that shit for a good 10mins, very enjoyable. When I'd had enough I threw myself back on the bed and invited her to do the same. She has OWO at discretion and no Rimming Giving, but she happily did both for me, just as lustily as I had to her, and she was very good. We then got into a sideways 69 at her suggestion, and more of the same followed, broken by lots of very hot kissing with tonsil-touching depth. All through this time bits of her lingerie came off including her bra. Something I hadn't really thought about, but Patti has no implants and she has tiny little bee-sting tits. I quite liked them actually, and giving them any attention at all was a big thrill for her, obviously very sensitive.
Patty asked to fuck me and I explained my situation. But she played around with a condomed finger and lots of lube, and it was nice. A small pause and I could feel something bigger loitering around my rear end. She eventually got this in with a little wincing from me (very gently on her part), but once there it was nice, although I couldn't take it deep. I did wonder whether she was trying it on with her cock, but when she'd finished I turned around to see that it was a disappointingly and unimpressively small toy, about 4" in length and 0.5" diameter. Clearly I need to up my game (up my bum)
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More snogging with us both on our haunches on the bed, mixed frottage and eventually me bringing her off with a mixture of mouth/hand/ball-licking and tongue-unders as she leaned back on her hands. She spurted forth and lo, the Lord saw that it was a good amount of seed and lo, the seed tasteth good, so down the hatch it went, apart from a small dribble. To be honest, probably
not as recommended in the Bible, but equally, probably allowed in the modern Church, so what the fuck!
A thank you kiss from Patty, and then I enquired about fucking her. But a quick glance at her cute little illuminated alarm clock (which for the face, has a photo of her dominating a bloke in her underwear...I bet she didn't get
that from 7-DayShop.com) revealed that 50mins was up, and not only that, she said words to the effect of:
'sorry I cant honey, you guys know how it is when you've just cum...' . Well I'll put that one down to me, although I was a little disappointed. We'd basically been making out so much (it flowed naturally) that time had just evaporated. So she gave me another hot blowjob and then helped me with her hands as I finished myself of all over her belly. And for the first time in months, most of my spunk came out the end of my cock instead of going backwards into my bladder (one for all you prostate guys out there), so that was quite joyful for me
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Time for a quick cuddle, a bit of chat, and copious compliments on my muscular bum which were gratefully received (I do a lot of sport). No wonder she couldn't wait to get up there, naughty girl! A swift shower for me, dressed, and I was out of there with around 65mins on the clock.
In summary: like I said, I was conflicted about how to rate this meet. Two downers, first she lied about her rate (but I hadn't challenged her) and secondly I didn't get to fuck her. But I had so much sexy fun with her that I hadn't realised the time, so I'm not going to mark her down for that.
I think a
Neutral is fair, but make of it what you will. I enjoyed my time with Patty immensely, and I've got half a mind to go back in a few weeks for a
30min punt at £100 and fuck her brians out. That'd put this one to bed.
But in the meantime, a couple other girls I want to see first.
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