i decided to visit this new parlour in edgware road, ive been driving by it last few weeks, a new chinese massage parlour on Edgware road w2. i went in to see, as it looked good from far and was greeted by a chinese lady who told me to come in and assured me they are new, but great, i will get excellent massage blah blah blah. i was told £50 for 1 hour or £30 for 30mins. i was gonna do 30mins but was convinced i will get a good massage for 1 hour.... i chose 1 hour. i was led downstairs, they had 3 or 4 rooms with massage tables. there was 1 girl downstairs who i was introduced to who then led me to room and asked me to get changed.
The girl was spanish, skinny, mid or late 20s i would guess, average looking, not sexy, i mean i would bang her for free if i had no other option. but i woudnt pay to bang her. a 5 out of 10.
anyway, i was already here and paid 50 quid. i got butt naked and layed on table. she came in, i talked to her for a bit, i always do to establish a good relationship, but this girl kept replying "i dont no" to every question and she sighed so i got the message that she does not want to talk, maybe her english aint that good but it felt so dull the atmosphere. so i let her massage me. the massage was so so shit.. full stop
i coudnt feel anything, just light touches. rubbing oil. she didnt ask me about pressure etc. she clearly is not itec qualified. so i knew i wont be getting a professional massage. but i was hoping for naughty touches or more... after 20mins, she asked me to flip. 3 mins of massage, she offers me a hand job for £30 or topless and hand job for £50.
the fact that she was not that fit, helped me say No thanks. she then said why.. cmon. i replied, too expensive, not interested. she then said she will give me discount. i then (started thinking with my dick) and said fine, she agreed 35 quid. she lifted her top and bra up, so she didnt even take it off. she had saggy tits and started to give me a hapoy ending. i then touched her waist but she said NO touching. i replied Really... at this point i wondered how will i stay erect so i had to close my eyes and imagine i was shagging that pornstar from female fake taxi and then i cummed.
avoid...... I paid 85 quid for a shit massage and a very shit happy ending with a (not so good looking, anarexic) girl that seems dis interested in her job.
i need to stop going to these parlours.... i never learn... happens a lot. i dont know what will happen and that mystery gets me tempted, i get convinced by oriental girl, apparantly great massage, actually a rubbish massage, expensive and extras are expensive and basically you get nothing..
i will makesure from today, i stick with independent girls working from home and have good reviews, parlours are a risk, most of the times rubbish. my advice to therapist reading is either do a good pro massage OR if you dont know how, then focus on the sensual side amd allow a few acceptable things. ukpunting has been a life saver over the years as i avoided a lot of parlours cos of poor reviews, this new place has no review yet. im shocked they are in business, customers dont know where to get a good massage from obviously.... guys trust me on this... avoid
External Link/Members Only02077230380 07342872929
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only
