What’s the strangest thing an escort has offered you during a punt?

[jeanphillipe]

Overseas escort offered me...

Marriage 

Fuck off I thought. But laughed if of and said single life suits me.

[sim0256]

Have you got a clock fetish ?

I was just making sure she had time on her hands!

[Tecova]

I got a box of Roses off that black woman who was in Gorton a few years ago who I think sold stories to the newspapers for sleeping with footballers.  Think her name was Foxy or something?

[boardyhell]

Overseas escort offered me...

Marriage 

Fuck off I thought. But laughed if of and said single life suits me.

I had the same offer from a gorgeous young russian girl who worked out of a brothel in Raynes Park nigh on 20 years ago, according to her some mug took it
judging by what she said it wasn't going to be a bed of roses