External Link/Members OnlyIt's Sunday. I'm in Sao Paulo. All massage parlours are closed. Tried a few from GPAreana/Photoacompanhantes and no one answering. This one did, but I got burnt, real bad.
She was charging R$350 outcall for 1 hour. Doesn't do in call, and now I know why. With hindsight I think I was negotiating with a pimp. All in, including anal. No kissing unless I'm clean. I can live with that.
I was expecting her to call me when she is here but she got "caught" by the reception desk and I had to pay another R$150 for a second person.
Looked ok in person, but body is not like the photo. Cash or card? Well, cash please. She stripped off and asked me to do the dame. Demeanor was very let's get this over and done with. Put the condom on, a few minutes of OW (supposed to be OWO, but I can live with that also). Tried to suck her tits (which are A cups unlike the photos) but she withdrew. I knew this is gong to be bad. Started riding me soon after. Didn't let me suck again, so switched to doggy. Play with the a hole and she withdrew. At this stage I know it is going to be a Soho walkup type of experience. Tried to prolong things as much as I can. Mish with legs right up, bent legs, and fuck her sideway/scissor. Done in about 25mins. She got up, and started showering. I thought FFS. Then she tried to put her clothes on, and I reminded her it is 1 hours (with Google Translate). She said that's finished. What could I have done apart from watching her get dress and go.
I'll sign up to GPArena and leave a bad review for her.
You live and learn.