*Awkward moments with escorts:)))*

[Olly Polluin]

Some years ago, with a lovely lady in Torquay, we were mid session her on top - great view.  She had chiffon over the bedside light and candles all around.  Yes you've guessed it - the chiffon caught fire plus some of the bed clothes.  Put it out and continued.  Laughed, and it put fire into both of us.  Great punt.  No great balls of fire thank god!
Never saw her again unfortunately.

[simping]

Whilst pounding away in missionary i leaned in for a kiss only to be met with a burb. It was foul what made it even worse is that she tried to kiss me but I turned away. The scowl she gave me still haunts me to this day lma

[Joball87]

Have had quite a few funnies. Some "biologicals", once sudden bleeding during RCG which turned out was due to IUD movement - I was mortified and offered to close with BJ but she briefly checked and then we carried on. Another time in duo with them both WS on me, the girl over my face went on for ages and clearly had had curry or something earlier. Probs most awks was meeting a reg in lift with her earlier client - we both stonefaced each other but later when we were in the room were laughing hard about it - also he was an ugly fat fella too, nice (in one way) to know who was in the girl not long before me.

[versace]

Years ago at a local boudoir where I had visited a few times before, saw a lovely looking young girl for 1/2 hour.
As I was cleaning up after the deed looked up to see her gathering her clothes in her arms, saying " don't see me again we aren't compatible" and rushing out the door in tears.

I assumed she didn't feel comfortable with the drilling I had given but she should have said during the onslaught. As I made my own way out I made a point of seeing the maid and asking her to check on the girl  I did feel kinda bad 

When we first met she said she did A... lucky I didn't take her up on that extra

How does this qualify as an awkward moment? It’s just you acting as a prick!!

[Blackpool Rock]

Many years ago before I was a member on here and probably still a bit green in terms of not walking I booked a girl that I had been wavering on whether or not to punt her.
Anyway as i've found a few times your gut instinct is usually right and the place she was in was a shithole plus the girl was a bit weird, mid afternoon and she was pissed then sat drinking a can of special brew.

I asked for the loo but it was out of her room (shared accommodation in a large house) and up a few stairs, should have taken the chance to leg it as I hadn't paid but didn't 

Anyway I start shagging her but don't really fancy her plus she's just weird so I start losing wood but decide i'd be OK with a BJ to finish, anyway I eventually cum in her mouth but I am a heavy cummer especially if i've saved it for a few days plus in those days I could shoot it across the room.
So a weeks worth has hit the back of her throat like a fucking jet wash but she isn't expecting it then a few seconds after I finish she jumps up and proceeds to vomit in the sink 

[ollielon]

I was thinking recently of all the great experiences i've had with this great hobby of ours. There are some meets when things just haven't gone to plan or gone right.

It could be a lack of chemistry, not seeing eye to eye with an escort. You've ended up getting the assache with her or she has with you. Something embarrassing has happened during the punt.

Have you had any awkward moments with escorts?

Here are a couple of mine. If you feel comfortable naming the escort you were with, then go for it.

When my Adultwork adventure began back in 2015 i was still quite nervous about seeing escorts. I was nervous that I wouldn't get hard for a meet so i watched some porn at home to prepare myself and get turned on before leaving. Unfortunately, when i met the girl, within minutes of starting, she touched my cock and i pretty much ejaculated straight away!!! FFS! AWKWARD!! She tried to reassure me which made it worse!

A couple of years ago, towards the end of a punt. A girl midway through missionary told me to stop and said i'm not enjoying this. You're pounding me like a 20 year old! I put my clothes on and left. I got my hour so it wasn't a scam but i felt pretty awkward!

 

yes i had that premature ejaculation with this fantastic Romanian back at the beginning of my punting journey ... when i was ready to go back ... she said only one in  30 mins baby ... i was disgusted :-)

[Punterperson1971]

I have another one I was seeing a wg I’ve seen a fair few times she answered door naked got upto top of stairs and bent over so I could get my tongue in any way she sat on the floor at top of stairs ready for some owo and I just got too excited and cum really quick some of it went on her tits and stomach and legs but some went on floor,never had that with a wg I’ve seen loads as I relax more the more I see them,she did laugh it off and said she must have had an effect on me.

[TotalRecall]

About 20 minutes into the booking with a particular well known and well reviewed redhaired sourt coast escort, I was knelt down on the floor performing RO, my head firmly between her legs which were hanging off the end of the bed, when from no where i hands free erupted all over the place, and I mean everywhere! It splashed onto her legs, the divan, the bed sheets and the carpet, and it just kept on going for about 30 seconds. If I was lying on my back I am pretty sure I would have hit the ceiling too!

I was horrified and never felt so embarrassed before in my life. This had never happened to me before and luckily hasn't happened since. In my embarrassment, I just knew i had to help her clean up and was apologising over and over again a for causing such a mess. It also think it took her by complete surprise, and she commented that she had never had a client climax that much before and make such a mess, but at the same time she was very gracious and kind about my mishap, saying that "accidents do happen".

[Markc]

A couple of years ago a regular who l still see now suggested a threesome with her friend who had just started working at the same parlour. I had a great booking with them and as it was coming to an end my regular was on a chair playing with herself with a toy and l was fucking her friend on the bed in the doggy style position when l cum.

As l pulled out of her l discovered the condom had broken and l had actually cum inside her. Luckily she didn’t freak out and said these things happen. My regular arranged for both of us to attend the local sexual health clinic to get tested. Fortunately a couple of days later she come on so l had not made her pregnant and a couple of weeks later we both got our results back and we both clear of any infections.

To apologise even though l had meant to do her no harm l texted her to offer to buy her coffee to say sorry. We meet at a local shop and she was quite flirty and fun by rubbing her hand up and down my leg under the table and putting her one leg between my legs. We where within walking distance of the parlour and she suggested we go there. I spent a great afternoon with her and this time the 2 condoms we used did their job.

[myothernameis]

I'v told this in another thread, so while waiting to see one of the girls, in the local sauna.  Me sitting down in the lounge, and the girl Im waiting to see, if with another punter.

10 min's later, there both finished, and the punter comes out of the cabin, and shock, its my young brother, and were both shocked, and I never thought I would see him doing this

[Blackpool Rock]

I'v told this in another thread, so while waiting to see one of the girls, in the local sauna.  Me sitting down in the lounge, and the girl Im waiting to see, if with another punter.

10 min's later, there both finished, and the punter comes out of the cabin, and shock, its my young brother, and were both shocked, and I never thought I would see him doing this

And he probably never thought you would either 

Did you fess up or manage to think of something like pretending you'd had suspicions about him for a while and followed him to catch him out 

[B4bcock]

Did you fess up or manage to think of something like pretending you'd had suspicions about him for a while and followed him to catch him out 

What a cunt's trick that would be!  And just the sort of thing a brother would do, of course!   

[Blackpool Rock]

What a cunt's trick that would be!  And just the sort of thing a brother would do, of course!   

Yeah I can just imagine seeing your kid brother coming out and it's like a bucket of water has been thrown over you but quickly you point your finger then open up with "Right i've gotcha now, had my suspicions for a while and i've finally copped you out, you've got some explaining to do mate"

Instantly on the back foot little Bro digs his own grave further replying something along the lines "Please don't tell anyone", at this point he's on the run and the battle is already lost and then the killer blow "I'll have to tell Mum & Dad" 

Cunts trick indeed but leverage for life thereafter 

[PleadInsanity]

Walking up to the Sp's front door, when it opens an older lady walks out and says hello as she walks past. I ask the sp if it was her friend she said no that was my Mum she'll go and sit in her car (SP was in her 30's), felt odd and a bit awkward

[Crunchie]

Walking up to the Sp's front door, when it opens an older lady walks out and says hello as she walks past. I ask the sp if it was her friend she said no that was my Mum she'll go and sit in her car (SP was in her 30's), felt odd and a bit awkward

Oh I've definately had this but it was the SP's husband sitting on the car!

[RandomGuy99]

I once had an SP climb aboard for cowgirl, which I was looking forward to. Sadly, she then flopped down onto my chest like a sack of spuds with her face in my chest and stayed there. I lay there for 10 seconds or so thinking what to do. She then said "Is there a problem?".  I decided no to get into a discussion with her about it.  I had to get her to roll off me and onto her back, so I could do missionary.

[RedKettle]

I once had an SP climb aboard for cowgirl, which I was looking forward to. Sadly, she then flopped down onto my chest like a sack of spuds with her face in my chest and stayed there. I lay there for 10 seconds or so thinking what to do. She then said "Is there a problem?".  I decided no to get into a discussion with her about it.  I had to get her to roll off me and onto her back, so I could do missionary.

This reminded me (unfortunately) of a terrible punt I had some years ago.  The WG clearly had an aversion to be touched!  As soon as my fingers brushed her body she was twisting away and making it obvious she did not like it.  (To be clear I was not being in the slightest bit rough and I was freshly showered!)  It was a surreal experience and if it happened now I would be blunter with her and simply suggest she is in the wrong job.  I did not know how to react, especially as she was in my hotel room so I did not want to create a scene - I remember thinking she was mentally unhinged.  I quickly finished myself off and got out of there - truly awkward.

I still see her AW profile when I am looking in London, I hope she has sorted whatever was her problem.

[RandomGuy99]

This reminded me (unfortunately) of a terrible punt I had some years ago.  The WG clearly had an aversion to be touched!  As soon as my fingers brushed her body she was twisting away and making it obvious she did not like it.  (To be clear I was not being in the slightest bit rough and I was freshly showered!)  It was a surreal experience and if it happened now I would be blunter with her and simply suggest she is in the wrong job.  I did not know how to react, especially as she was in my hotel room so I did not want to create a scene - I remember thinking she was mentally unhinged.  I quickly finished myself off and got out of there - truly awkward.

I still see her AW profile when I am looking in London, I hope she has sorted whatever was her problem.

I think in hindsight mine was my first experience of an SP on drugs. I should have just left, but I didn't want to get into an argument with her.

[OakTree]

Years ago in a hotel meet in Manchester I was flange deep in 69. There was a knock at the door and then it immediately opened. Peeking out from underneath I could see a room maid with a pile of fresh towels. She didn’t seem the least bit concerned or surprised. What was even more strange was the girl on top without barely breaking stroke just said put them over there. The room maid duly complied and quietly shut the door behind her. The meet carried on without a word said about it.

[JontyR]

This reminded me (unfortunately) of a terrible punt I had some years ago.  The WG clearly had an aversion to be touched!  As soon as my fingers brushed her body she was twisting away and making it obvious she did not like it.  (To be clear I was not being in the slightest bit rough and I was freshly showered!)  It was a surreal experience and if it happened now I would be blunter with her and simply suggest she is in the wrong job.  I did not know how to react, especially as she was in my hotel room so I did not want to create a scene - I remember thinking she was mentally unhinged.  I quickly finished myself off and got out of there - truly awkward.

I still see her AW profile when I am looking in London, I hope she has sorted whatever was her problem.

Appreciate this may have lost something in translation but, and I stress this is just how I am reading this, but I'd like to think I would have asked if she was sure she wanted to proceed with the transaction.

[VladtheImpaleHer]

Years ago in a hotel meet in Manchester I was flange deep in 69. There was a knock at the door and then it immediately opened. Peeking out from underneath I could see a room maid with a pile of fresh towels. She didn’t seem the least bit concerned or surprised. What was even more strange was the girl on top without barely breaking stroke just said put them over there. The room maid duly complied and quietly shut the door behind her. The meet carried on without a word said about it.

I wonder if escorts who use the same hotels build a rapport with a maid or maids and tip them to bring more fresh towels and new bed sheets. Knowing that they are escorts.

Awkward moment for sure though!

[RedKettle]

Appreciate this may have lost something in translation but, and I stress this is just how I am reading this, but I'd like to think I would have asked if she was sure she wanted to proceed with the transaction.

Get back in your box and stop looking for opportunities to act an arrogant twat being superior to other punters.   I gave a brief account of the awkwardness, of course I was as considerate as I always am with the women I see and she was not under any pressure to continue.  In fact contact between us pretty much stopped as she seemed so uncomfortable.

[Nickp]

I went to a escorts place, was obviously shared as her profile was identical to others. Upon arriving I found she was a bit of a monster so I turned around and politely said no thanks.

However her flat mate was effing gorgeous so I banged her instead much to the horror that I had booked. She was great and told me not to worry about her flatmate!