Lost in Translation

[hicf777]

Any funny stories that have arisen because of the language barrier?

Mine.. I was fucking a Rom in cowgirl, she said "move your bottom".. meaning put more effort in (I'm lazy), I heard "finger my bottom", so I proceeded to.. she was not happy lol

[hairdownthere]

Not language barrier as such but more my misunderstanding of "au naturel" which I took to mean natural tits and hairy vag.

Yes, the tits were unmodified and the vag was indeed hairy, so was everything else.  It was like humping a chimp.  I swear her legs were hairier than mine. 

[Southernbloke]

Stayed in a hotel in the Isle of Man once and they had a in house masseuse which my wife made an appointment for me with.
She was an oriental lady an English wasn’t her strongest skill.
Had a lovely back massage and when she asked me to turn over she asked if I wanted her premium service?
Now me being someone who has had plenty of erotic massages thought just for a moment she was offering sexual services ( in a hotel that my wife had booked!!!!)
With a bit of patience I managed not to ask her for sex and just asked what the “ premium service was “ it turned out to be hot stones and a head massage. Not sex .
That could have been awkward. She was very attractive but I managed not to do anything silly ( for once)

[Crockers]

Not so much lost in translation, but a grammatical error on my part.

I has a SA girl last Summer. Stunning EE and fun in bed. Reasonable price as well at £250 for a few hours.
And she really liked me. I really liked her. We were good together.

I sent her a text  just before the fourth visit.

'Hi xxxx hope all's good. I look forward to seeing you on Monday at 5. Cheers, Crockers.'

I missed the  'p' in 'hope' so it read:

' Hi xxxx, hoes all good...'

She went ballistic and blocked my number and on SA despite my apologies.

Worst thing is she now thinks I'm a sexist pig.

I miss her.

[senordingdongs]

In my civie life a few years back she said 'try the other way' I assumed she meant the backdoor so lubed up and slid it up no problem, the look on her face was priceless, she meant move from mish to doggie.

[Colston36]

Not language barrier as such but more my misunderstanding of "au naturel" which I took to mean natural tits and hairy vag.

Yes, the tits were unmodified and the vag was indeed hairy, so was everything else.  It was like humping a chimp.  I swear her legs were hairier than mine.

Oh. Who was she?

[hairdownthere]

Oh. Who was she?

It was a few years back Colston, I haven't seen her profile on AW in a long time

[WelshClipper]

I’ve had loads of these but I cannot remember them ......... 

One of my earliest punts was with a ROM who fair sucked my face off. This has given me a punting lifelong love of ROMs despite their bad reputation.

Needless to say most of my misunderstandings have been with this stunning race of people.