Author Topic: Punters phonetic alphabet! (Read 1162 times)

Dashing · « **Reply #50 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:22:29 pm »

P = Punt

Goldfinch · « **Reply #51 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:38:59 pm »

To keep things moving along

Q = Quality Fuck

Sparta Prada · « **Reply #52 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:41:40 pm »

R = Reverse cowgirl

Littlefoot · « **Reply #53 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:48:04 pm »

*Edit*

Dashing · « **Reply #54 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:48:09 pm »

S = Sub

Goldfinch · « **Reply #55 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:50:38 pm »

T = TOFTT

Dashing · « **Reply #56 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:53:36 pm »

U = Underwear

Sparta Prada · « **Reply #57 on:** June 27, 2019, 10:59:17 pm »

V = Value for money

Goldfinch · « **Reply #58 on:** June 27, 2019, 11:15:57 pm »

W = Wanking

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 28, 2019, 12:39:00 am »

X = Xeronisus: An inability to reach orgasm.

WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #60 on:** June 28, 2019, 12:39:53 am »

Y = "You very big boy".

scutty brown · « **Reply #61 on:** June 28, 2019, 12:43:23 am »

Z = Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snoring post orgasm

bigbird · « **Reply #62 on:** June 28, 2019, 01:21:04 am »

U = up the bum, no harm done

unclepokey · « **Reply #63 on:** June 28, 2019, 04:59:29 pm »

Prick - Has to be

WASA38 · « **Reply #64 on:** June 28, 2019, 07:16:07 pm »

Quote from: unclepokey on June 28, 2019, 04:59:29 pm

Prick - Has to be

Whoops Uncle ! Did you fail to notice there was a page 2 ?

kuck · « **Reply #65 on:** June 28, 2019, 10:44:53 pm »

V for VFM

Gordon Bennett · « **Reply #66 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:24:02 pm »

Paperwork

Soz, dunno what page I'm on!

randyrobert · « **Reply #67 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:25:04 pm »

Ok-now for a real test-can you construct a cockney punters alphabet (see example of cockney alphabet External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only )

I’ll start A for itch (have an itch)…..

Gordon Bennett · « **Reply #68 on:** June 28, 2019, 11:27:04 pm »

Quote from: randyrobert on June 28, 2019, 11:25:04 pm

Ok-now for a real test-can you construct a cockney punters alphabet (see example of cockney alphabet External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only )

I’ll start A for itch (have an itch)…..

Easy... G is for fucking gibberish

fatboy · « **Reply #69 on:** June 29, 2019, 06:16:05 am »

P = Punter What else could it be ?

Sorry, the third person not to spot another page doh !

fatboy · « **Reply #70 on:** June 29, 2019, 06:19:47 am »

Quote from: randyrobert on June 28, 2019, 11:25:04 pm

Ok-now for a real test-can you construct a cockney punters alphabet (see example of cockney alphabet External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only )

I’ll start A for itch (have an itch)…..

H= Hackney Wick Prick

ShadowProclamation · « **Reply #71 on:** June 29, 2019, 10:01:50 am »

It once occurred to me that a punter could work their way through the alphabet. So, their first booking would be with to do anal (start off lightly!), then maybe a BBW and so on. Perhaps you could have the name "Alphabet Boy" and 26 ladies could enter your hall of fame.

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Author Topic: Punters phonetic alphabet! (Read 1162 times)