Is she your wife or your Mum?
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And he married his mother?
The subject started noobishly enough but then the custody of the account just swerved this towards the land of the trolls.
OP,
All the stick aside, if you're genuinely of age and seeking sex services, is the reason you're denied bank/credit facilities of your own to pay your bills because you're an addict, legally in custody or a bankrupt?
Does your wife have the admin password to your broadband account?
Are you angling for an acrimonious divorce?