Never had a TRULY bad experience, mostly thanks to UKP, but this one was the weirdest
About a year before I discovered this forum and I was just getting started on my punting journey. Heading to a conference up north and on the journey decided I'd like some company in my hotel room.
When we (I was travelling with work colleagues) stopped at the motorway services, I called a lady called Sammie, from Middlesbrough. She has reviews on here, mostly positive (doesn't look like she's active any more).
Confirmed details etc.
Half an hour later got a call from the HOTEL, saying they'd had a call from my friend, just checking room details we were staying in, was that OK? FUCK ME ---> she'd called the hotel to check the details, and I had to pretend to the rest of the car that the call was about something completely different - fortunately I wasn't driving and no hands free!
Second part of the drama was when she arrived - like a whirlwind. Knocked on the door - good ol' fashioned working girl - curvy, confident and no-nonsense. Popped her bag down and started swearing - "fuck, where is it" etc.
Turns out she'd left her "little black dress" at the previous punt, so she CALLED him whilst in my room to see if he still had it. I just gawped at the weirdness of the situation and her audacity!
BEST PART ---> During the call she said "Don't worry Dave*, I'm seeing your dad tomorrow, so he can give it back then"
Didn't really know what to say after that.
She was much too confident for me anyway, though she could truly suck a golf ball through a hose, and rimmed me to Kingdom come. I didn't go for round 2 as just too shell-shocked.
These days I'd probably get on with her much better!
(*Names have been changed, not that you know Dave...)