Fuck Club – Aldgate Party - Touring Parties - 3/9/15, 7-9pm

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

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This Negative is attributable more to the party mechanics and what was advertised rather than the girls in attendance, who I felt did pretty well considering. How much involvement the girls had in the mechanics of the party I do not know.

Background

Been to about 30 LMP/TPC parties in the UK, but thought I would try a different provider for a change. This one seemed the next best from reviews and I was very attracted by the advertised line up.

Comms

Good up to the event including details of location the day before. Advised ‘Please arrive at the time of your party slot and not before’ and ‘Please Feel free to bring the girls a bottle of sparkling wine or champers’.

Was caught up at work on the day and did not get a chance to call and check if all girls attending, but no email received and no update on AW to suggest not. See below.

Location

E1 near Aldgate East tube station

Cost

£120.

Girls in attendance

Hanna Shaw, Sylvia Bond, Miss Trixx

Delilah Dash and Skyler Sinn were both ‘CONFIRMED’ on the AW profile up to and including on the day. Delilah apparently cancelled on the day and Skyler did not show.

Positives

The girls in the main, particularly Hanna and Miss Trixx.
Hanna has a gorgeously fit face and body. Talks dirty and gets into it. All services she provided were covered. Would definitely see her 121.
Miss Trixx has a great body. Very accommodating and friendly girl. Provided OWO. Would consider seeing her 121.

Neutral:

Girls needed mini breaks (5 mins) here and there and spoke about pussy burnout which was offputting. In saying that, I couldn’t really blame the girls for this because 2 girls dropped out and the ratios were high – see below. 
No snacks, beyond Bombay Mix

Negatives
 
Only 3 of the 5 advertised girls attended (same for afternoon session when there were apparently 20 guys)
Ratio: 13M/3F too much of a waiting cockfest for me. Little opportunity for RO.
Party poorly run. Guy at front door just wanted to collect money. No interest beyond.
Flat and arrangements barely suitable - 1 small studio double bed only in a hot room, 1 Sofa in lounge. No towels for shower. Most fucking action took place in the smaller hot room
No towels for shower.
Shit, tight fitting, hard to open yellow Pasante colour flavoured condoms.
Run out of wet wipes within 15 minutes. Replenished about 1.15 hours into the session.
2 Hour party time more like 1 hour 50 max with suggested arrival time. Bukkake session for the last half hour.


Would I attend again ? Not without thoroughly checking that all girls are in attendance and ratios . Maybe I have been spoilt by TPC and most certainly by recent German parties. Despite my recent gripes about TPC, TPC is infinitely better than this event proved to be. 

Would I Recommend: Only if you don’t mind a potential waiting cockfest and you are a fan of bukkake based on this experience. Neither are really my thing.

[The_Don]

Good negative review.

[claretandblue]

Thanks for the review,I thought their email telling me no more than 10 guys was bollocks, I considered going but a 13/3 ratio is way too much for me and deliver dash was the main one I was keen on

[Persie]

Can some.either post / PM details of how I can book.a Tpc or LM.party

Am.up.form this

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Can some.either post / PM details of how I can book.a Tpc or LM.party

Am.up.form this

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[Jerboa]

Was the host Don Robbles, the black dude who does the dogging shoots? If so he's the guy who use to run Crome events back in the day, just as now he would advertise some quality birds on the event list, so in your case two didn't turn up, a shame but par for the course with parties, but just like Crome there was never a cap on numbers, he obviously wanted to maximise income, 4:1 is to high for a event when you're paying £120.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Was the host Don Robbles, the black dude who does the dogging shoots? If so he's the guy who use to run Crome events back in the day, just as now he would advertise some quality birds on the event list, so in your case two didn't turn up, a shame but par for the course with parties, but just like Crome there was never a cap on numbers, he obviously wanted to maximise income, 4:1 is to high for a event when you're paying £120.

No name given, but it was a black guy and he did mention Killergram at one point as though he had some involvement with that site.

[KidCandyShop]

That's the guy and at the last event I went to in Brum he did a disappearing act halfway through and the girls called an early end to the party saying he had not paid them, absolute shambles.  I  would not bother going again especially as we now have a quality provider in Birmingham.

[Steve2]

Thats him Mr B

Shame because they could be good with a little expert management

[Jerboa]

Thats him Mr B

Shame because they could be good with a little expert management

But Don has never been bothered about running the parties well, just as long as the fellas pay.

[smiths]

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This Negative is attributable more to the party mechanics and what was advertised rather than the girls in attendance, who I felt did pretty well considering. How much involvement the girls had in the mechanics of the party I do not know.

Background

Been to about 30 LMP/TPC parties in the UK, but thought I would try a different provider for a change. This one seemed the next best from reviews and I was very attracted by the advertised line up.

Comms

Good up to the event including details of location the day before. Advised ‘Please arrive at the time of your party slot and not before’ and ‘Please Feel free to bring the girls a bottle of sparkling wine or champers’.

Was caught up at work on the day and did not get a chance to call and check if all girls attending, but no email received and no update on AW to suggest not. See below.

Location

E1 near Aldgate East tube station

Cost

£120.

Girls in attendance

Hanna Shaw, Sylvia Bond, Miss Trixx

Delilah Dash and Skyler Sinn were both ‘CONFIRMED’ on the AW profile up to and including on the day. Delilah apparently cancelled on the day and Skyler did not show.

Positives

The girls in the main, particularly Hanna and Miss Trixx.
Hanna has a gorgeously fit face and body. Talks dirty and gets into it. All services she provided were covered. Would definitely see her 121.
Miss Trixx has a great body. Very accommodating and friendly girl. Provided OWO. Would consider seeing her 121.

Neutral:

Girls needed mini breaks (5 mins) here and there and spoke about pussy burnout which was offputting. In saying that, I couldn’t really blame the girls for this because 2 girls dropped out and the ratios were high – see below. 
No snacks, beyond Bombay Mix

Negatives
 
Only 3 of the 5 advertised girls attended (same for afternoon session when there were apparently 20 guys)
Ratio: 13M/3F too much of a waiting cockfest for me. Little opportunity for RO.
Party poorly run. Guy at front door just wanted to collect money. No interest beyond.
Flat and arrangements barely suitable - 1 small studio double bed only in a hot room, 1 Sofa in lounge. No towels for shower. Most fucking action took place in the smaller hot room
No towels for shower.
Shit, tight fitting, hard to open yellow Pasante colour flavoured condoms.
Run out of wet wipes within 15 minutes. Replenished about 1.15 hours into the session.
2 Hour party time more like 1 hour 50 max with suggested arrival time. Bukkake session for the last half hour.


Would I attend again ? Not without thoroughly checking that all girls are in attendance and ratios . Maybe I have been spoilt by TPC and most certainly by recent German parties. Despite my recent gripes about TPC, TPC is infinitely better than this event proved to be. 

Would I Recommend: Only if you don’t mind a potential waiting cockfest and you are a fan of bukkake based on this experience. Neither are really my thing.

This outfit sounds like a right bunch of cowboys, reminds me of that lying prick who ran GP parties for years. A never for me.

[smiths]

Was the host Don Robbles, the black dude who does the dogging shoots? If so he's the guy who use to run Crome events back in the day, just as now he would advertise some quality birds on the event list, so in your case two didn't turn up, a shame but par for the course with parties, but just like Crome there was never a cap on numbers, he obviously wanted to maximise income, 4:1 is to high for a event when you're paying £120.

Yes very high when you consider some others in London charge £60-80, LAPC for example for 3 hours and have more WGs though some are very rough looking (to me).

[smiths]

Thanks for the review,I thought their email telling me no more than 10 guys was bollocks, I considered going but a 13/3 ratio is way too much for me and deliver dash was the main one I was keen on

And this tells us all I need to know about them, a bunch of liars hoping punters will turn up and stay and punt anyway.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Thought I should just add Touring Parties to this thread in case anyone searches by that as that is their AW name.

Maybe Admin can add to my title line. I will pm.

[punk]

Thought I should just add Touring Parties to this thread in case anyone searches by that as that is their AW name.

Maybe Admin can add to my title line. I will pm.

Sounded like a lot of shit, waste of good money.See the pimp chose the area,because of all the city money floating around.

[Jerboa]

I see Fuckclub posted a reply, but it's now in the deleted posts section.

[password02]

Well done Mr BS for reviewing Negative - sorry it was a shit punt

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I see Fuckclub posted a reply, but it's now in the deleted posts section.

Will try and check out, would be interested in what they said.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Well done Mr BS for reviewing Negative - sorry it was a shit punt

Cheers PW. Thought I better flag up quick in view of your newly discovered appetite for parties!

[vt]

I see Fuckclub posted a reply, but it's now in the deleted posts section.

Ha ha, I liked the bit where he says 'When i first started 30 or more guys would have no problem being in a travel lodge hotel with 3 girls and be happy as larry. then some organisers decided to do events every day of the week which kind of killed the party scene.'...yeah, like someone who actually cared, thought about it a bit, got organised and did it properly!! 

Why would anyone go to a 10:1 sausagefest when they could do a 2:1 party with wall-to-wall pussy?? 

[smiths]

I see Fuckclub posted a reply, but it's now in the deleted posts section.

Just read that post, what an absolute cunt that person is, its all poor me, again sounds exactly like what Paddy at GP used to post when he wasn't pretending to be the fictional punter Denny Court who you may recall from another forum, a blatant attempt at trying to pull the wool over punters eyes.

I don't like the tone of this twat so they wouldn't get my business just for that reason. A 30.3 ratio really is pushing it beyond, GP had an 18.3 ratio that I saw at Bow in that flat that had 2 bedrooms, one being a small boxroom and that was a crush. Paddy had told me on the phone the max ratio was 3.1.

[smiths]

Ha ha, I liked the bit where he says 'When i first started 30 or more guys would have no problem being in a travel lodge hotel with 3 girls and be happy as larry. then some organisers decided to do events every day of the week which kind of killed the party scene.'...yeah, like someone who actually cared, thought about it a bit, got organised and did it properly!! 

Why would anyone go to a 10:1 sausagefest when they could do a 2:1 party with wall-to-wall pussy?? 

If the price is the same I assume its because they aren't aware of the 2.1 max ratio party. IF its cheaper it may be simply because its cheaper of course.

I actually went to LMP last of the then party providers because it was that much more expensive, I spoke to a number of punters who raved to me about LMP saying it was worth the extra and after I walked from GP for the last time I booked in at LMP and experienced the HUGE difference, LMP was then £120 for 2 hours or £200 for 4 hours which was my usual option. Most of the WGs at other parties were lazy cunts who were off on breaks as much as they liked and often all together, though there were some exceptions who were good WGs, Keira Pharrell and Katya at Desire Parties before it became a bait and switch operation being two examples though Katya liked a drink or ten.

[Steve2]

One true point from his deleted post

Ratios are near IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TO and here is the reason why...MOST!! bookings for events are bullshitters who dont turn up,cancel on the day or night before. Bare in mind that on top of keeping up with emails,phone calls and the like people like me actually have other things to do as well so by the time a party starts you have had 7 guys cancel last minute then 8 call up for a last minute booking!! then 4 of those who cancelled decide to turn up as well as regulars.

[vt]

One true point from his deleted post

Ratios are near IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP TO and here is the reason why...MOST!! bookings for events are bullshitters who dont turn up,cancel on the day or night before. Bare in mind that on top of keeping up with emails,phone calls and the like people like me actually have other things to do as well so by the time a party starts you have had 7 guys cancel last minute then 8 call up for a last minute booking!! then 4 of those who cancelled decide to turn up as well as regulars.

I have some sympathy, as the logistics must be a nightmare, but is letting 20 guys in to fuck 3 girls the answer??

No, that's no good for the punters...or the girls...only his pockets!! 

[MancSean]

This outfit sounds like a right bunch of cowboys, reminds me of that lying prick who ran GP parties for years. A never for me.

+1 was going to say the same thing. He constantly advertised girls that never turned up. The amount of broken down cars would have made any mechanic rich

[Steve2]

I have some sympathy, as the logistics must be a nightmare, but is letting 20 guys in to fuck 3 girls the answer??

No, that's no good for the punters...or the girls...only his pockets!! 

The main trouble is that you don't KNOW how many guys will turn up for certain. So many guys would book and not turn up.

LMP told me on many occasions that it doesn't happen to them. Maybe they are psychic!!

At one point I took £10 deposits via mobile phone topups and still they didn't turn up.

Luckily I no longer run parties with all the headaches that used to come with it

[Jerboa]

The main trouble is that you don't KNOW how many guys will turn up for certain. So many guys would book and not turn up.

LMP told me on many occasions that it doesn't happen to them. Maybe they are psychic!!

At one point I took £10 deposits via mobile phone topups and still they didn't turn up.

Luckily I no longer run parties with all the headaches that used to come with it

Yes true you never know how many will turn up, but the difference between a good party organiser and a bad one, is the good one sticks to their stated ratio. Fuckclub has turned into a cockfest, especially when they have popular porn girls like Chessie Kay working.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

The main trouble is that you don't KNOW how many guys will turn up for certain. So many guys would book and not turn up.

LMP told me on many occasions that it doesn't happen to them. Maybe they are psychic!!

At one point I took £10 deposits via mobile phone topups and still they didn't turn up.

Luckily I no longer run parties with all the headaches that used to come with it

I don't think LMP/TPC would be so tolerant of frequent cancellers. They may accept once or twice, but not repeatedly.  I think this has been enforced with the new registration procedures at TPC.

Of course, TPC run 15/18 parties a week, whereas FC maybe  once a month (in London) so maybe more care applied as well as easier to enforce.

[smiths]

+1 was going to say the same thing. He constantly advertised girls that never turned up. The amount of broken down cars would have made any mechanic rich

Yeah Paddy loved using that excuse especially at the big last Saturday in the month parties help at Club Lick, Hoe Street in Walthamstow, the thing is he used the same excuse on me a few times not remembering he had already used it before, that's what a cunt he was, he couldn't recall his lies as virtually everything he said was a lie.

[smiths]

Yes true you never know how many will turn up, but the difference between a good party organiser and a bad one, is the good one sticks to their stated ratio. Fuckclub has turned into a cockfest, especially when they have popular porn girls like Chessie Kay working.

Indeed, IF they have a stated max ratio there is no excuse not to stick to it or your lying to those punters that do turn up. In Fuck clubs case on their site it doesn't or didn't when I checked state a max ratio, that was only mentioned in emails according to punters on here, but even then they haven't been sticking to it.

[spiderfred]

While I don't doubt there are plenty of unreliable punters, I think it is possible to act with some integrity. I wasn't able to book into an LMP party because they were full once. While I may have complained about some girls not being present, they certainly stuck to the ratio.

[lostandfound]

On more than a few occasions I was unable to book into an LMP party because it was full. I punt spontaneously and if I was nearby I would try to book in an hour or two before a lunchtime party, but it would sometimes happen when I tried to book in the day before.

Once I turned my phone on after attending a party to find a text from them saying "You are late for your appointment". I texted them back saying I was there, but maybe someone forgot to tick my name off the list when I arrived - and received a polite reply.

[vt]

While I don't doubt there are plenty of unreliable punters, I think it is possible to act with some integrity. I wasn't able to book into an LMP party because they were full once. While I may have complained about some girls not being present, they certainly stuck to the ratio.

Yep, I was turned down once by LMP/Phoenix when I tried to book last minute, even though I'm a known regular. Of course it was disappointing not to get a place, but it gives me confidence that they'll never spoil my party by over-booking.

[password02]

On more than a few occasions I was unable to book into an LMP party because it was full. I punt spontaneously and if I was nearby I would try to book in an hour or two before a lunchtime party, but it would sometimes happen when I tried to book in the day before.

Once I turned my phone on after attending a party to find a text from them saying "You are late for your appointment". I texted them back saying I was there, but maybe someone forgot to tick my name off the list when I arrived - and received a polite reply.

It seems you have been to a few parties in your time - Any idea if you will post any reviews to share with UKP members? Would be interested to know and read some reviews?

[lostandfound]

It seems you have been to a few parties in your time - Any idea if you will post any reviews to share with UKP members? Would be interested to know and read some reviews?

I like reviews that are concise and confined to details of services and providers and venue, and that information has been posted many times over for TPC \ LMP.

I know some members like to read a narrative review of a party but I don't read those myself, and so I'm unlikely to write one.

I'm open to posting a review of a future party I attend, but it would most likely be brief, as that's the style of review I like. 

[The_Don]

I like reviews that are concise and confined to details of services and providers and venue, and that information has been posted many times over for TPC \ LMP.

I know some members like to read a narrative review of a party but I don't read those myself, and so I'm unlikely to write one.

I'm open to posting a review of a future party I attend, but it would most likely be brief, as that's the style of review I like. 

Ever punter takes some thing different from each punt (single, duo and party etc). A review is an account, of what the OP thought about a punt and is willing to share. Members may ask questions (with-in the review or other threads) and over all. It can help paint a picture of what a W/G (or an event) is like over time.

So please if, you have the time post a review (as sharing may help others)?

[NightKid]

Ever punter takes some thing different from each punt (single, duo and party etc). A review is an account, of what the OP thought about a punt and is willing to share. Members may ask questions (with-in the review or other threads) and over all. It can help paint a picture of what a W/G (or an event) is like over time.

So please if, you have the time post a review (as sharing may help others)?

He's already made his stance clear, so why don't you respect that and stop pestering him about reviewing?

[The_Don]

He's already made his stance clear, so why don't you respect that and stop pestering him about reviewing?

I asked 1 question and stated why.

I don't consider that pestering, but if he thinks, it falls foul the rules. He welcomed to report it Admin

[Jerboa]

I like reviews that are concise and confined to details of services and providers and venue, and that information has been posted many times over for TPC \ LMP.

I know some members like to read a narrative review of a party but I don't read those myself, and so I'm unlikely to write one.

I'm open to posting a review of a future party I attend, but it would most likely be brief, as that's the style of review I like. 

Well you and other posters with zero reviews aren't giving back to this forum, it's as simple as that.

[lostandfound]

Well you and other posters with zero reviews aren't giving back to this forum, it's as simple as that.

My account was activated just two weeks ago, and I've made clear that I am open to doing reviews of future punts.

I don't personally agree that reviews are the only way of giving back to the forum, but it seems clear that's not something we are going to agree on.

[claretandblue]

My account was activated just two weeks ago, and I've made clear that I am open to doing reviews of future punts.

I don't personally agree that reviews are the only way of giving back to the forum, but it seems clear that's not something we are going to agree on.

You are right in that you can give back by providing views on girls you have seen on other people's threads /reviews, having scanned your post's there is very little sign of you doing that so why not do some reviews regardless of their brevity?

[lostandfound]

You are right in that you can give back by providing views on girls you have seen on other people's threads /reviews, having scanned your post's there is very little sign of you doing that so why not do some reviews regardless of their brevity?

This discussion was triggered by my providing views on TPC as a service provider, and as I have said, I am open to doing reviews of future punts - and that is where I stand on the issue.

[Jerboa]

This discussion was triggered by my providing views on TPC as a service provider, and as I have said, I am open to doing reviews of future punts - and that is where I stand on the issue.

Ok good, your reviews in the future will be welcome.

[lostandfound]

Ok good, your reviews in the future will be welcome.

Thanks. 

[smiths]

You are right in that you can give back by providing views on girls you have seen on other people's threads /reviews, having scanned your post's there is very little sign of you doing that so why not do some reviews regardless of their brevity?

Indeed a punter can BUT admin did ask punters to do their own reviews and not just add to another punters.

[smiths]

Ever punter takes some thing different from each punt (single, duo and party etc). A review is an account, of what the OP thought about a punt and is willing to share. Members may ask questions (with-in the review or other threads) and over all. It can help paint a picture of what a W/G (or an event) is like over time.

So please if, you have the time post a review (as sharing may help others)?

Absolutely, the times I have read a punter say he didn't do a review as the WG already has loads so its not worth him doing one, its ALWAYS worth him doing one however long or short it is as its HIS experience of the WG which is unique to him.

Whether a punter wishes to do a review or not is of course up to the punter, I see no downside to doing a negative review though and that might just help other punters avoid a low life.

[password02]

Absolutely, the times I have read a punter say he didn't do a review as the WG already has loads so its not worth him doing one, its ALWAYS worth him doing one however long or short it is as its HIS experience of the WG which is unique to him.

Whether a punter wishes to do a review or not is of course up to the punter, I see no downside to doing a negative review though and that might just help other punters avoid a low life.

+1

[punk]

I personally would only write up a well known W.G if my experience was different to most others.

[Uncle Fester]

Hey fellas.  I'm still fairly new to the punting scene, it has been a better experience recently to you guys, thanks.
I'm planning on going to the party in Camden this week.  Have been before but not for a while as there were too many girls dropping out.  Sometimes the replacements were better and sometimes not.  Anyone been recently and know if the swapping has descreased?  The last couple I went to were a sausage fest due to popularity and a girl doing a no show, I understand this can't be helped.
Thanks in advance.  And I'll report back on my findings.

[suri_p]

Hi

Did Anyone attend the party in Camden yesterday 10-12-2015.

If so How was it? Did all the listed Girls Turn up?

I am thinking of Attending next Party, but unsure what the turn out is like.

Would be good to get soome feedback from people who have attended.