Ok - which one of you ended up naked outside Ladybirds in Northenden????

[SlamBoy]

Come on - fess up - we know you're on here somewhere 


"Flames of passion! Firefighters save NAKED man from blaze in 'brothel' above 'Simply Delicious' takeaway"

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[Dipper]

 

Poor bastard..... “it’s not what you’re thinking babes....”

[Johnbean]

He was detained under the mental health act?! Can we claim temporary insanity if we’re found out by OH?

[bob the knob]

thank god my wife doesn't read the Mail,  i may have just got away with it.

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

Poor chap.  Obviously he got mugged in the street, the thief stole his clothes, and he went into the shop to get help.  They had some spare clothes in a box upstairs, but an unfortunate accident with an electric heater started a fire.

Could have happened to anyone.

[Jayf]

Poor chap.  Obviously he got mugged in the street, the thief stole his clothes, and he went into the shop to get help.  They had some spare clothes in a box upstairs, but an unfortunate accident with an electric heater started a fire.

Could have happened to anyone.

 

[Dipper]

Poor chap.  Obviously he got mugged in the street, the thief stole his clothes, and he went into the shop to get help.  They had some spare clothes in a box upstairs, but an unfortunate accident with an electric heater started a fire.

Could have happened to anyone.

GENUINE LOL.

    

[Fuzzyduck]

Hilarious.

It's extraordinary how the mind works when put under stress. I like to think I'd at least grab my shreds and my wallet/phone, and to at least explore other exit options rather than just bail out of the window with a rubber half hanging off my boner. I'm guessing the girl he was with took a more discreet way out.

[Veritas]

Poor sod, can’t wait to read the review though 

[Thecunninglinguist]

Maybe the guy paid for it as an extra.........takes all sorts?

[JayGatsby]

Poor sod, can’t wait to read the review though 

Wonder if it will be a positive or negative

Guess it depends on whether he was asking for the uniform experience with water sports

[Home Alone]

Wonder if it will be a positive or negative

Guess it depends on whether he was asking for the uniform experience with water sports

Brilliant, Jay!

[Gordon Bennett]

Hilarious.

It's extraordinar
y how the mind works when put under stress. I like to think I'd at least grab my shreds and my wallet/phone, and to at least explore other exit options rather than just bail out of the window with a rubber half hanging off my boner. I'm guessing the girl he was with took a more discreet way out.

Well at least he's lived to see another day. Can imagine a scenario where a punter dawdles a bit due to embarrassment or fear of being outed and gets caught in the flames. I'd imagine there was a pressing reason he couldn't grab his clobber. What a fucking nightmare scenario though..... Good job he's not covered in distinctive tattoos!

[Home Alone]

He was detained under the mental health act?! Can we claim temporary insanity if we’re found out by OH?

Sorry to get a bit solemn but here's a post I left earlier on the NW Board:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=post;quote=2456623;topic=240219.0;last_msg=2456623

[Fuzzyduck]

Well at least he's lived to see another day. Can imagine a scenario where a punter dawdles a bit due to embarrassment or fear of being outed and gets caught in the flames. I'd imagine there was a pressing reason he couldn't grab his clobber. What a fucking nightmare scenario though..... Good job he's not covered in distinctive tattoos!

Sure I agree, but it's not about dawdling. It's about assessing the situation and taking the appropriate action. From the external view, it doesn't look like a serious fire. If it were, he'd be jumping down onto the pavement. No-one else went out that way. He just panicked.

[The Owl]

I hope he wasn't completely naked. If he was balls deep in a prostitute he should have had a condom on.

If the poor bastard is on here I really hope he has the balls to post a review of the punt on UKP. 

[Avg_Joe]

did he opt for the simply flaming hot delicious takeaway ?..... and it blew more than his socks off ??


 

[Plan R]

Poor fucker - the stuff (punting) nightmares are made of
But how fucking funny 

[scutty brown]

I can't but help wonder whether he had an attack of god, stripped naked and tried to torch the place himself
Would explain why he got sectioned

[Ipman1973]

It's  THAT  nightmare...If you did have a paper bag it goes over your head. 

[Springoid]

According to local gossip (and I know as I’m a local), he got ripped to the tits on drugs and went for a massage.  Half way through, he started to think that a dog was trying to get in the room, freaked out, and jumped out of the window.  The girl then locked the window as she was frightened, and the emergency services were called.  The Pizzas from that shop are excellent by the way!

[boardyhell]

that poor fireman will need counselling unless he bats for the other side

[scutty brown]

According to local gossip (and I know as I’m a local), he got ripped to the tits on drugs and went for a massage.  Half way through, he started to think that a dog was trying to get in the room, freaked out, and jumped out of the window.  The girl then locked the window as she was frightened, and the emergency services were called.  The Pizzas from that shop are excellent by the way!

dog? I guessed at an attack of god............
almost the same thing

[Home Alone]

According to local gossip (and I know as I’m a local), he got ripped to the tits on drugs and went for a massage.  Half way through, he started to think that a dog was trying to get in the room, freaked out, and jumped out of the window.  The girl then locked the window as she was frightened, and the emergency services were called.  The Pizzas from that shop are excellent by the way!

Ah, well in that case, the Sectioning makes sense.

[HarryZZ]

Looking at the pictures, if I were in that situation, escaping from a brothel naked in broad daylight while people stood staring and taking pictures, I' have lowered myself from the ledge, once you've lowered yourself down and hanging off it can't be more than a 5 or 6 foot drop. It's not something I'd want to do regularly, but under the circumstances I'd risk a sprained ankle.

[bhudda]

dog? I guessed at an attack of god............
almost the same thing

Nonsense ... its exactly the opposite

[GreyDave]

Nonsense ... its exactly the opposite

   Yeah but you might have caught something on way down.... I `ll re pharse that something might have got snatched off..   I`ll try again you might have lost a tool on way down

Some thing might have got suck...

[oldjas1975]

Poor chap.  Obviously he got mugged in the street, the thief stole his clothes, and he went into the shop to get help.  They had some spare clothes in a box upstairs, but an unfortunate accident with an electric heater started a fire.

Could have happened to anyone.

M'lud the defence rests..