Sophia of Lush Massage... crazy nutter

[JAG4555]

This visit was actually over a year ago. i opted for a massage instead of escort and came across sophias advert. Anyway after contacting her I agreed to see her and she gave me her address. Once I got there, i phoned her to say that i have arrived. she started to get moody. Telling me not to rush. She needs another 15 minutes and why am I in a hurry. I didn't even question her but as I was already here I thought i'll wait. I did wait and she gave me door number. Once she opened the door I saw a huge woman. Same as picture but with a lot lot lot more fat. I felt sick. She looked ugly and every time she spoke I got turned off by her manly voice. she told me to undress and all I can smell is cigarettes. She started talking to herself. I realised she did not even ask for money yet. I actually started getting scared. Her phone rang and she started speaking in her language and shouting at them. This lasted 10 minutes. I decided to get dressed. And ran out of the room. This lady has mental issues. Scary and ugly.

anybody seen her or did i just have a wierd experience.
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[kuck]

I saw her years ago off a massage add either of craigslist or backpage. She wasn't fat then, and looked much like the pictures from your link.

She turned over at my place drunk. She was hungry and I fixed her a meal. She also had more to drink from my stash. Probably vodka. She was in a good mood, laughing and recounting funny incidents she had with her clients.

Her idea of a massage was to go straight to sensual teasing and asked me turn over in a few minutes. She wanted extra for a blowjob, and she asked for it laughing. And there I was thinking I had plied her with food and alcohol.

There wasn't much to the night apart from her mania, and that's what makes it memorable.

I ended up calling her up a year later, quite by accident. Oddly, she recognised me and told me of the night we had. Over time, I called her a few times from different ads, without noticing it was her. Then I realised all her ads had the word "lush" in them.

[LLPunting]

... Oddly, she recognised me ....

After a year?  Were you using your Kenneth Williams voice or the Frankie Howerd one?

[kuck]

After a year?  Were you using your Kenneth Williams voice or the Frankie Howerd one?

Lol. A punting phone isn't enough, I need to get a punting voice!

I think she recognised me after I shared where I was calling from.

[LLPunting]

Lol. A punting phone isn't enough, I need to get a punting voice!

I think she recognised me after I shared where I was calling from.

Gotta stop telling them about "Xanadu"!