When you just want a fuck

[Matium]

I think the advantage that agencies have over indies is that you can call them up after a Saturday night out when you're pissed out of your mind and they'll send a girl o'er.

Whilst a lot of indies set time limits over when they'll even pick up the phone.

Viva agencies!

[knightofthegarter]

I could be wrong but judging by the tone of your post, have you perhaps had a few libations this Saturday night and a bit of professional female company ? Hope she was good !

[Matium]

She was indeed.

 

Not getting drunk on a Saturday night is simply not British.

[knightofthegarter]

And as Shakespeare wrote, lechery is one of the three things that drunkenness promotes, along with urine and nose painting. A 16th century euphemism for cunnilingus perhaps ?

[squeezebox]

And as Shakespeare wrote, lechery is one of the three things that drunkenness promotes, along with urine and nose painting. A 16th century euphemism for cunnilingus perhaps ?

Or maybe the 16thC version of squirting...

[Quesadilla]

Good luck to you I say - all I fancy after a pissup is a kebab. A lady-kebab would be an expensive snack as I doubt I'd get it up if hammered!

[smiths]

I think the advantage that agencies have over indies is that you can call them up after a Saturday night out when you're pissed out of your mind and they'll send a girl o'er.

Whilst a lot of indies set time limits over when they'll even pick up the phone.

Viva agencies!

Doesnt apply to me as i dont get pissed out of my mind often but when i do its with family and/or friends and having a punt is the last thing on my mind.

I am more than happy to wait until the daytime for a punt with an Indie rather than pay the outrageous fees most London Agencies that punters rate charge usually from £150 an hour, i can punt with good WGs from £60-120 an hour.

[smiths]

She was indeed.

 

Not getting drunk on a Saturday night is simply not British.

What a load of old bollocks, some people including me dont feel the need to get drunk on a Saturday night to have a good time in reality, and i am English.

[Northernbloke]

I totally agree with Smiths. Getting pissed for the sake of it is something I just cannot understand.

[punk]

What a load of old bollocks, some people including me dont feel the need to get drunk on a Saturday night to have a good time in reality, and i am English.

totally agree we dont all go in for a Romford special and i always find being pissed and shagging equals crappy sex.

[myothernameis]

Hoping to se one of my fav girls tonight, but looks like for the last few days, she has only been working for a few hours

[threechilliman]

totally agree we dont all go in for a Romford special and i always find being pissed and shagging equals crappy sex.

+1. I never drink before sex with the OH or a WG. Booze widens the gap between how good I think I am in bed and how good I actually am!!

tcm

[punk]

+1. I never drink before sex with the OH or a WG. Booze widens the gap between how good I think I am in bed and how good I actually am!!

tcm

yes, you think your the equal of rocco stefani    in the bed, but when you look at her face says it all 

[Horizontal pleasures]

What a load of old bollocks, some people including me dont feel the need to get drunk on a Saturday night to have a good time in reality, and i am English.

+1

and alcohol gives me brewer's droop.
One glass of red wine a week and maybe one of brandy every 2 weeks is quite enough. I never had a big enough tank for beer even in my youth.

[GeeWiz]

I would have thought an agency wouldn't send a girl round if you sounded drunk.  You get the "Won't see anyone who is under the influence of drink or drugs" line on some AW profiles too.

[myothernameis]

I would have thought an agency wouldn't send a girl round if you sounded drunk.  You get the "Won't see anyone who is under the influence of drink or drugs" line on some AW profiles too.

does it not depend how much drink you have had, a few years ago, had booked an escort for an overnight, while I waited for here, had a few beers, told her I was in the bar, and what I looked liked

1 hr later she joined me at the bar, and she here self had a few drinks, there wasn't any issue with me having dome drinks, took her gear to the room, and then we went out for dinner. where we had a few bottles of wine, I managed to perform, and so did she