This won't be a long review...
I was travelling back up to London and was hoping that a long-planned visit to an SP in Crawley would take place (review will follow when it does, oh yes...).Anyway, no responses to texts, bookings or messages in recent days meant that a plan B was called for. Further towards London around Croydon were a mix of well-reviewed Asian SPs who came with long, long lists of extras, so I ventured into VS and nearly TOFTT.
...against my better judgement I chanced upon "Antonia" (Vanessa from the link...)
External Link/Members Only - and quick replies established she was £80ph, £60/30mins and promised PSE, swallow, etc. etc.
With the silence from Crawley still deafening, I alighted at East Croydon and walked 10 mins west to a small street not far from Primark, as guided to the street name and CR0 postcode from texts. On my way I texted for the house or flat number... no reply. I stood like a lemon on the narrow street, which had a small modern terrace of houses on one side and equally modern apartments on the other with an entry phone. Still no reply.
I walked around the block and called the number - over fuzzy reception a voice answered and the answer to the numerical question was spelled out in digits.... so I completed my loop, established the number was one of the small houses, and rang the video doorbell. The light went blue, then red... no answer. Immediately I became That Guy Standing Outside A Random Door Checking His Phone... and the flats below overlooked the door, just ten yards away. i pressed again. Nothing. I moved out of the line of view from across the road. I had a text -
Where are you? WTAF.
I went back, rang the bell, waited, rang it again, texted saying I'm leaving in two minutes... no reply.
I wandered off back along the tram line towards East Croydon, caught the next train up, and mused on half an hour I wouldn't get back. Still, I have my £60 or £80 for something more worthwhile...
The phone number is/was 07455441466 - included for future search hits when the VS ad disappears.
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