She's escort for the day today - but from Los Angeles!
I sent her a daft jokey email stating the obvious - bit far to go and see her, and she responded with:
"Dear Tom:
Nice to hear from you and thanks for your interest! I'd love to meet you in Wales; please see my current photos, availability, rates, and secure reservation form at
External Link/Members Only . If you'd rather go over time, date, location, preferences, screening information, and deposit by phone, please provide your number; I'll call to chat about our plans. Once you've been screened, I'll happily provide the private phone number at which I can be reached any time. Thanks again for your consideration and, until we meet, xoxo!"
I sent a reply saying that she was funny (and wasn't expecting a response). She responded:
"Dear Tom:
Nice to hear from you again, and thanks for your interest! I'd love to meet you; please see my current photos, availability, rates, and secure reservation form at
External Link/Members Only . If you'd rather go over time, date, location, preferences, screening information, and deposit by phone, please provide your number; I'll call to chat about our plans. Once you've been screened, I'll happily provide the private phone number at which I can be reached any time. Thanks again for your consideration and, until we meet, xoxo!"
Clearly thick - despite being a MENSA member! lol