Pattaya Field Report – August 2022PART IJust got back from Hell (well heaven and now likely going to hell). A five day, six night, shag-a-thon. Enjoy.
Key stats• Number of days: 5
• Number of nights: 6
• Location: Pattaya Hilton, Central Festival
• Total punts: 18
• Total cumshots: 20
• Total penetrative sex episodes: 14
• Total unique girls: 14
• Total ladyboys: 1
• Total spent on sex paid direct to girl / ladyboy (i.e. excludes incidentals like short time rooms): 19,400 THB (approx. £456)
Summary and key takeaways• Pattaya is completely open
• Locals still wear masks in malls / hotels, but not expected of tourists, and certainly will not see any of that in the bars
• Most of the time spent on Soi 6 as I like the short time bars; most straightforward and best bang for buck
• Tip – just go straight to a girl on Soi 6 and ask if they want to go upstairs. No point needing to waste time and money with drinks and lady drinks. Keep unnecessary spend to a minimum. If you want to chill out with the girl then you can easily take your time in the room upstairs
• Tip – always carry a few spare condoms on you. While most of the girls will have a stash, you will see I was caught out when a girl did not have any mid-punt (punt 14)
• Tip – more generally, if service is lacking, do not be afraid to challenge / say you will pay less than originally agreed upfront
• Tip – avoid the short time freelancers on Walking Street; bad service mercenaries
• Tip – be prepared for some girls on Soi 6 do turn you down. I had a few that came with excuses, like on period, or because they saw you with another girl at the same bar. Would suggest be respectful and quickly move on after a rejection. Plenty more options available.
• Tip – if you want to take a girl back to your hotel, check she’s not too drunk
• The open air bar at the bottom of Soi 6 seems to be quite a good rehydration stop if you are in need of a beer, or perhaps a soft drink or water between punts and do not want to be sitting in one of the girly bars with the loud music. More serene laid back setting with the beach and sea nearby
• Weather is not the best in August. I have been before in rainy season but on 2 of the days it was almost continual rain. Of course an umbrella is essential, but bearing in mind there’s a lot of outside walking around it’s really not massively ideal when the heavens open, and at short notice
• I do not understand the girl code – the girls are happy to have multiple customers in your face, but then they do not want you propositioning multiple girls in the same bar they are working in (has anyone else experienced this double standard?). My view, if they want to fuck other customers, I should be equally entitled to fuck multiple girls in the same bar, especially when I only paid for, and got, your one-time service
• Was generally difficult to orchestrate after work meets with Soi 6 girls (less successful than prior trips). They either had excuses, wanted to sleep, were unresponsive on Line or had “plans”. Could be with friends or likely other longer-term regulars
• Tinder gave me loads of matches but girls only wanted to talk money upfront (previously I have got away with more go-with-the-flow type girls where you tip them at the end of the night without mentioning money upfront, and would run far more like a traditional date with drinks, club, back to hotel). Girls on Tinder now seem more mercenary and business-like
• Massage parlours are really hit and miss, and not all offer extras
• I did not partake in any soapies this trip – I generally find them a waste of money
• I did not go to any agogos this trip – for the same reason they are generally overpriced and the logistics are far less convenient than the short time bars. Yes it is true there may be a higher proportion of hotter girls, but it’s quite subjective and there are gems elsewhere if you spend time looking. There are also plenty of uggs in the agogos
• This was my longest trip in Pattaya – probably long enough as my dick can only manage so much, even for a horny fucker like me. Also find that you start running out of girl options, at least on Soi 6, after you have discounted 95% of them
• Service is good as ever, and re-affirmed that I love young, cute Asian girls more than ever and really need to see more of these beauties regularly arriving on our home shores
First eveningArrived to the hotel late. Straight to Soi 6 around 11pm, and it was busy.
PUNT 1Was looking for something skinny and young, and then I saw Aun at Lust Bar. 19 yo, but could easily be younger. She is tiny and very sexy. 1,000 TBH
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyShe provided good service with plenty DFK, OWO and penetrative sex (protected). Finished in mish. Got her Line and said I’d like to meet her again. Unfortunately while responsive on Line, seemed to be busy with another punter to meet in the evenings after work (as that is what I like to try and do). However, I did see her again later in the trip at the bar again.
PUNT 2Got the Baht Bus to Walking Street. Saw what I thought was a Ladyboy. I will never know. She had a pussy when she removed everything but may have been post-op. Didn’t ask and didn’t care.
Was a bad punt. She quoted 1,500 THB for short time which is steep, but was late and didn’t negotiate as I suspect in Walking Street prices are higher than Soi 6. Went to some short time hotel where she tried to demand payment upfront. Should have walked as these are the alarm bells. Told her I don’t pay upfront, and no girl takes money beforehand. Note I was fully prepared to walk and lose the money I had just paid to the short time hotel (around 400 THB), and I think she saw this. She obliged to be paid after.
Was the worst punt of the trip. She rushed as quick as possible. No kissing, no eye contact, rushed and vigorous OWO just trying to finish me ASAP, and then jumped on my cock with fake moans and noises. Despite this, I still came in the bag pretty quick. She got dressed and was out the door ASAP with cash in hand. Left me to check out myself as she went off to find her next victim. Good luck to her and to him.
I would suggest avoid short time freelancers on Walking Street, especially the ones that look like ladyboys. They are mercenaries and not incentivised to show you a good time; just trying to extract cash. They have no bar or agogo to report to, and Walking Street is so anonymous it’s easy for them to act like this. Tip – long time freelancers, which you’ll see in my next punt, can be a different ballgame, if you incentivise them (i.e. we go short time and if it’s good I’ll extend to long time and pay you more / tip you / look after you).
PUNT 3 – WARNING THIS PUNT IS A LADYBOY REVIEW (BUT ONLY PUNT 3)Walked Beach Road back towards hotel, where loads of freelancers hang around. Saw a group of obvious ladyboys. I find it hilarious how when you want to take them, they tell you they’re a ladyboy. It’s like duh, of course you are, and that’s why I want you! :p
Super young one with pale white porcelain skin (akin to Korean / northern Asians, which I really love), red lipstick make-up, cute Asian fringe. It was love at first sight for me. Arranged long time for 3,000 THB and back to my hotel.
Chilled for a bit with plenty of fondling and kissing. Said she was 18 y.o. Then showered and proceeded with plenty OWO, me on her and her on me. Tried to do her in the ass. Had packed plenty of lube as I expected I would have a ladyboy to my hotel sometime during the trip (as I had done on prior trips – and would thoroughly recommend). Unfortunately no matter how much lube we used I wasn’t able to penetrate. Either she was too tight or I was not firm enough. Eventually gave up and went with OWO and frotting.
She was hard and I wanted her to cum, because I wanted to rub all her sticky mess over her and my cock and then cum myself, using her cum as my lube. I think she was reluctant at first because, and I found this with quite a few ladyboys, they feel cumming makes them look masculine. Anyway, I wanked her off and was so sexy when she shot her load. Felt her little ladyboy cock convulse and a massive puddle of thick sticky cum went all over her stomach. Sexy. Didn’t feel brave enough to slurp any of it however. I didn’t last long after, rubbing her sexy ladyboy cum juice all over my cock as I spunked my load. Throughout this whole episode there was intense, passionate, and sensual deep kissing and eye contact. She looked so young and vulnerable on my bed laying there with me on top of her. I was in heaven. If I had only this punt in Pattaya alone, it would have been worth the trip.
Shower together and then tried to sleep a little but couldn’t. Eventually went to cuddle her and realised she was hard again. I was kissing her like crazy. Looking deep into her eyes while I was on top of her, our cocks rubbing and pressing against each other, until I bust a second one.
Proceeded to wank her off again till she ejaculated, and she did to me again, so third orgasm for me. Never have I had such a young white Asian ladyboy beauty. This is what my dreams are made of.
By this time it was almost 5am and she made some excuse that she needed to leave to see her sister. Right! I wasn’t too bothered as I was ready to sleep and thought it best. Negotiated down to 2,500 saying because I couldn’t penetrate her ass I was going to give only 2,500. She seemed happy with that and left.
Got her Line and subsequently saw her every evening standing on Beach Road. However, I did not feel the need to bring her back again, and she seemed a bit funny about going with me again. Well anyway, onwards and upwards.
First Full DayGot up and determined after breakfast a massage with happy ending was in order to start the day off.
PUNT 4Picked a random massage joint.
Tip – I generally go for the young girls for sex, but the older ladies for massage as they are generally better workers and know how to work their magic hands. They do not seem to tire so easily either.
Quoted 300 THB for 60 minute oil massage, which seems to be the standard price in all shops right now. Perhaps 50 mins in, she climbed on top of me, touching my cock from beneath the towel, asking if I would like a massage there. Hell yes.
She started wanking me off, and I asked how much extra. Initially was trying to charge an additional 500 THB, but I said it’s a quick extra job for a further 200 THB. Eventually we settled on 600 THB all in. I really only wanted to pay 500 but I wasn’t going to lose my shit over 100 THB so went with it.
Not much else to report. Satisfied and left. Must have orgasmed hard because I was moaning and shouting very loudly as I was about to cum, which does not always happen. She told me off afterwards for being too noisy. Haha.
PUNT 5Back to Soi 6. On the hunt for a young, skinny hottie.
Tip - if you are a bit picky like me, you do need to disregard 90-95% of what’s on offer in the street. There’s going to be a lot of distraction, diversion and misdirection with girls shouting and trying to grab you (usually the uglies), but there are some gems if you look long and hard enough. Usually the cuter quieter ones (see my punt on the last day). They will tease you for walking up and down all day, but just have a thick skin and disregard that. The thought process in my head is: we all know why we are all here – to fuck. I have cash and I am looking to spend it on who I want and I am going to take my time. So what they see me every day here walking up and down; I see them every day here too and better a good customer that returns again and again.
Further tip – it’s very easy to walk the street quickly. Don’t. Go to the first bar, stand outside, engage with a couple of the girls. Spend time looking around. Have a good look. If you spot a gem, strike and ask her for short time straight away. If not, move to the next bar and repeat. When you come back 30 mins later (or more), likely the girls will have moved round. Some that were busy will now be out front, others will be with customers on taking a break out the back. Also, some girls turn up later.
Ended up in Sweet Bar. Was only there for a beer stop, and to say hi to a girl I saw on my last trip right at the start of 2020 pre-pandemic. I was not going to go with her again to her disappointment as she was a bit of an ugg, and I have got pickier since. As I sat there, I noticed one very pretty 20 y.o.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyYoung face, cracking sexy “I want you” smile. Absolutely gorgeous body. Asked her up to the room. 1,000 THB. Plenty DFK, OWO, sex and cum in mish.
Got her Line but was quite unresponsive afterwards. When I was in the street later she was with some other customer and seemed busy. You got to have a thick skin with these girls. I admit I was a little disappointed to see her openly touching some other punters’ trousers in the bar, and so forgot her rest of the trip. She did try grabbing my attention on subsequent days when I walked past the bar and she wasn’t busy, but I always ignored her.
PUNT 6This time on Soi 6 at Ruby Club. This turned out to be my favourite bar and saw 2 girls here over 4 separate punts.
This day everyone was in school girl uniform, which was the initial attraction for me to settle in for a drink and see what was going on. Watch for a bit and work out who was the hottest.
From nowhere, this absolute stunning girl in a red school girl sailor uniform and long platinum blonde hair appeared, called Nanwan. I was ready to fuck her, with all her blonde hair, school girl mess. 1,000 THB and up we go.
She is number 7 from left with blonde hair.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyShe said she’s 26 y.o. Slightly older than I really wanted, and had been a bit side tracked with her hair and uniform.
However, great sensual unrushed session. Plenty DFK, OWO, cum in mish.
Get her Line. She was one of the most responsive to Line. Unfortunately she does not do overnights or long time because she has a young family, so if you want her just get her at the bar.
PUNT 7Still on Soi 6. Last punt of first day was with a girl I cannot remember the name, and unfortunately cannot find photos. If I find some I’ll update the post.
Said she’s 25 y.o, but as you’ll see from the pics looks younger. 1,000 THB as standard.
She, with all the girls at this bar, were wearing these Green Brazilian looking football outfits.
Not the best punt. Nice pretty face but under light looked like heavy make-up. Kissing was rather LFK. Otherwise offered the usual OWO and sex.
She always caught my eye for the rest of my trip. Like her eyes and her body is quite chunky sexy (one size up from ultra slim). Never indulged again as performance was a little lack-lustre. Did not bother asking for her Line.
Second full dayPUNT 8Kicking off with a happy ending massage again post breakfast. Tried a different parlour opposite from Central Festival. Girls wear professional uniforms, and the room was private and air conditioned. Also offered a shower before and after. Got this one for 500 THB all in, so a complete win here. Was also a good handjob. Very slow and very oily, leading to a great cum shot.
PUNT 9Back to ground zero – Soi 6.
Went back with Nanwan again (see punt 6 above), at Ruby Bar. I had not had enough of this blonde beauty, although today to my disappointment, no school uniform and she now had short blonde hair (most of it was extensions). Anyway, I knew it would be a relatively good punt and was horny. Much like the last session. 1,000 THB.
PUNT 10Hunting around, went a few bars up to Exotica bar where the girl caught my eye. She was young, cute face, braces, long hair slightly dyed, skinny. Said she was 22 y.o from Issan. Initially tried asking for 1,500 THB, and I immediately shot her down and said it’s 1,000 standard, to which she immediately agreed. Nice try love.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyWas not a great punt. Same old OWO and finish in mish. She did not want to kiss, and actively avoided, which was a massive disappointment. Also spoke hardly any English. Win some, lose some, she was still hot.
Called it a day/night. May have done some hunting round Walking Street, Soi LK, or another place but didn’t find anything taking my fancy and just chilled.
