I've seen it all now!

[Clattypats]

External Link/Members Only

Check out the tab "AdoptMyBills"

WTF is that all about...

[Squire Haggard]

Shoes £200pm

Where do I sign up. 

[J_H]

£200 per month for shoes, fucking brilliant!

I wouldn't bet against her getting some wassock to 'adopt' that one.

[Happyjose]

£20 pm for health insurance seems good value

She will of course have declared that she's a prossie who does anal, rimming and swallows a chaps spongle

[Clattypats]

Think I'll "adopt" The cheapest one ... Don't know much about women's  shoes so that's Fucked...

Although, could always do a trolly dash round her local supermarket for her...On me of course!... 

[Sha99er]

£20 pm for health insurance seems good value

She will of course have declared that she's a prossie who does anal, rimming and swallows a chaps spongle

lol, this just won the internet for today! 

[Clattypats]

External Link/Members Only

Job done!... 

[suckmyglock]

Basically like having a girlfriend

[seeker]

I've never paid for all that stuff with a gf
A meal ,drinks ,cinema and things like that aye
Even then they've insisted on paying half unless its something special.
Her shoes leci  ,insurance and groceries... nah

[muffherwell91]

No doubt some sucker will ‘adopt her bills’.  I’ve never understood these ‘seeking arrangement’ type deals where I assume the punter pays a monthly fee to a girl in return for who knows what.  Each to their own but a fool and their money are easily parted. 

[muffherwell91]

I noticed this reply to a question in her AW interview. She appears to suddenly realised the need to cover all bases as she was probably alienating a good 75%-805% of any potential clients with her first  ‘Big manly muscle men’ comment.

What sort of men turn you on?   
Big manly muscle men . Butany man that an do the right thing.

I assume she meant to type, “But any man that can do the right thing.” Thank god for that, I thought I was going to have to start working out before I made a booking.