Apologies if this has already been covered.
More and more of the reviews I've seen seem to be talking about the joys of a finger and (more commonly) a tongue working a little magic around the old brown starfish. It's not something I've ever been instinctively drawn to but I'm nothing if not a trend-follower. My question is, do you perform any special ablutions before indulging in this particular passtime? My punts are, more often than not, during office hours so it's not like I can spend an hour giving myself a syrup enema. Also, I'm quite a hirsute gentleman, is your average WG expecting to be greeted by a hairless rabbit nostril (god bless Bill Hicks) or do they tend to just barrel on in with reckless enthusiasm?
Also, dare I say it? Anal beads. Discuss.