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Author Topic: How many prοsies are crap at hand jobs?  (Read 1700 times)

Offline Marmalade

I think the fact that many Chinese women are good at giving handjobs is because they have Degrees from the University of Wang King.


I'll get me coat...

ffs  :D


Offline willie loman

Think it’s just one of those things.

Lots of women can be crap at hand jobs and BJ’s. I don’t doubt that lost of us chaps are probably shit at giving oral aswell.  :lol:

There was a saying I read somewhere about the best cock suckers are usually Male, because they know how it feels, the same for pussy lickers. Think it was on Twitter where an escort mentioned the best oral she got was from another girl because that girl knew exactly how to get her off because she has a pussy herself.  :lol:

Makes sense really.

Its not actually true that girls know what turns on another girl , its only been understood recently that nerve endings in female genitalia differ from girl to girls. which actually accounts for the fact that what some girls love, a rough 3 finger insertion, is a major turn off for other girls each girl is different, bloke on the other hand are pretty straight forward.

Offline Cellular40



Of course it differs.

What humans like differs whether it’s Male or female.
The point is a woman is more likely to know where is more sensitive on another woman, equally a man is likely to know the same. As we have the same anatomy.

That’s just logical.

It’s not about ALL people like the same thing, that’s ridiculous. But it is a fact, you know your own body better than anyone else, so are likely to be “better” at something on the same gender than the opposite.

I don’t agree that blokes are “straight forward” nobody is straight forward. Some men will like to be wanked off vigorously, some slow. Some like pornstar BJ’s, some like face fucking, some like teeth grazing their shaft. We might be a simple gender but we aren’t straight forward.

We ALL like different things. I personally like a vigorous hand job with two hands, as can be seen from this thread some punters do not. Which proves we are not straight forward.
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Offline ianchar14

In my experience women are shite at handjobs. Men are much, much better

Offline GingerNuts

In my experience women are shite at handjobs. Men are much, much better

How many men have given you a handjob?

Offline mr.bluesky

I think the fact that many Chinese women are good at giving handjobs is because they have Degrees from the University of Wang King.


I'll get me coat...

  :lol:  :thumbsup:

Offline peter purves

I think the fact that many Chinese women are good at giving handjobs is because they have Degrees from the University of Wang King.


I'll get me coat...

:P

Interesting not too much of difference between Wang King and Winky Wank-y

Sounds like a good university to learn mate  :P ;)
« Last Edit: July 31, 2019, 11:05:06 pm by peter purves »
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Offline mr.bluesky

I was hoping last nights programme on channel 5 called The Million Pound Hand Job might be a programme about teaching women how to do this properly.  Unfortunately it was only about women who make a living showing their hands only  in tv commercials and magazines. Apparently some super models have skanky looking hands so have use somebody elses hands instead. :dash:

Offline winkywanky

Interesting not too much of difference between Wang King and Winky Wank-y

Sounds like a good university to learn mate  :P ;)


I passed out with a 1st Class Honours Degree.

Been doing my Post Grad Doctorate ever since, and I'm getting so good sometimes I nearly pass out... :cool:

Offline akauya

I've been punting for 30years (or so) and I don't think I've ever had a proper hand job from a pro.

The one and most amazing hand job I had (and one I always remember) is at a swingers party from a civvy.

Offline mr.bluesky

I've been punting for 30years (or so) and I don't think I've ever had a proper hand job from a pro.



I don't always cum during sex and there is a particular lady I see who will try and finish me off by hand with the condom still on my cock. She will not take it off as she doesn't want to get spunk on her hand or jets of spunk flying everywhere  ( at my age it's more of a dribble anyway). She then proceeds to try and wank me off with her hand going up and down at break cock speed and slamming into my balls :scare: I always have to finish myself off whilst mopping the tears of pain from my eyes. The rest of her service is good. I just wish she would learn to do a decent hand job with the condom removed.  :dash: