Spend more on escort hourly rate or your partners christmas present?

[king tarzan]

I don't have that to deal with 

[vw]

What did you spend on your carers present? 

[king tarzan]

What did you spend on your carers present?

I gave him a voucher to go and see you!!

[vw]

I gave him a voucher to go and see you!!

Thats Generous of you.   

I will probably fail the kiss test.   

[scutty brown]

I gave him a voucher to go and see you!!

did he give you a voucher for that bum-wax?

[Stevensmiles]

Which partner ?

[scutty brown]

Which partner ?

his carer

[Sibiu]

My incredibly boring father-in-law has given me some cash. My punt before New Year will eat up a good share of it. Seems only fair to do something exciting and interesting with the sheckels.

[Tecova]

There is a false equivalence going on here imo.  Your partner may want something that is relatively cheaper than an escorts rate that is of greater sentimental value such as ticket to see a comedian or artist etc..  You don't always have to spend the most to have the greatest effect on your partner, likewise, throwing so much money on an escort may not give you what you are looking for.

I'm not Jeremy Kyle btw.

[winkywanky]

My incredibly boring father-in-law has given me some cash. My punt before New Year will eat up a good share of it. Seems only fair to do something exciting and interesting with the sheckels.

When he asks you what you spent the money on, be sure to tell him 

But tell him he needs to give you a bit more next year, because he only paid for the first pop. Perhaps ask him if his daughter can chip in so that your whole hour is covered? 

[scutty brown]

My incredibly boring father-in-law has given me some cash. My punt before New Year will eat up a good share of it. Seems only fair to do something exciting and interesting with the sheckels.

He intended that you should spend it on his daughter.....................

[Waterhouse]

I don't have that to deal with 

Maybe, maybe not; but something tells me you spend more on YSL EDT and visits to JD and SD for your wardrobe and bathroom per quarter than you do on premier yabba-dadda-do 'Positively rated by yourself', sweet mango girls.

Just a guess KT...  (should the 'K' stand for Kourus nowadays?  )

Anyways, EDT and wardrobe choices aside.  Have a good one fella   

[mr.bluesky]

My incredibly boring father-in-law has given me some cash. My punt before New Year will eat up a good share of it. Seems only fair to do something exciting and interesting with the sheckels.

  a wise choice-happy punting

[Stevensmiles]

Oh I get it.
Partner as in other half.

I thought you might have been referring to business partner etc.

Cos he gets fuck all the lazy bastard.
 

[Secret4u]

Escort, every time. At least they're honest and want to give something back for what you give them.

[ianchar14]

Well since i don't have a partner, it doesn't matter

[cueball]

He intended that you should spend it on his daughter.....................

I might well do that, if I've got her link 

[mj]

My incredibly boring father-in-law has given me some cash.

Maybe he's a punter too and he knows exactly what you're going to spend it on!

[Yankee21]

Oh I get it.
Partner as in other half.

I thought you might have been referring to business partner etc.

Cos he gets fuck all the lazy bastard.
 

This.
same same.

[Boinky]

My incredibly boring father-in-law has given me some cash. My punt before New Year will eat up a good share of it. Seems only fair to do something exciting and interesting with the sheckels.

It's a test/trap.