BBWmissnaughty - utterly deluded

[Just Some Bloke]

So saw this profile pop up in Swindon yesterday...

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Ok pictures, comprehensive list of services, advertising as an escort charging £160/hour but then reading the profile, you see this:

So then boys & girls, I have thought long and hard, after many messages asking too meet me I have decided to do so. There will be no sexual contact! I will happily meet you for chats, meals, dates, shows from you too me If you have any questions at all, please just ask away

So then you think "ah... it's another cam-girl posing as an escort", but it gets better... reading a bit further you then also get this:

Please be aware I do not get my pussy out on cam. I play with it (under my knickers). Please don't be put off, I will give you the BEST show!!

WTF?  Talk about taking the piss.

[Liverpool]

No, she's not taking the piss, but she'll happily have you take a dump on her, according to likes and dislikes.

[madeinwales56]

Some prossies, honestly!

[Roth]

TOTALLY FUCKING DELUSIONAL HEFFALUMP