[Malicious review] englishrebecca121 - Bristol

[vw]

ive updated my profile with a tab about my gfe to hopefull avoid someone booking me who seeks something im not x

When will you be adding the fireworks tab?   

[nigel4498]

3 reviews and 3 negatives. I think you need to do more research before booking fella

I initially thought when ER said he was a young guy that he was one of the 'snowflake generation'.
Well known for blabbing like babies when things don't go their way.
To be fair to him regarding his two negative reviews:
The first is a well known Hungarian SP in Southampton who locals avoid like the plague
The second, Slovakian Ema, while a great fuck if you can get hold of her but is notorious for absolutely shite comms.
As bfll said , do more research before hand.
The search box top right of the page, just enter the SP's unique AW seven digit number there and hey presto everything you need to know is revealed
If you had you would have known that ER likes a bit of a chat.
So chattings not for you, give her a swerve, simples.

[Ron Swanson]

I clearly made a huge hint when i told u we were 12 mins over when u hinted at sex again. you then asked if you could come in my mouth which like a trooper i allowed you the 5 mins extra for this also, so you were well aware we were over time, im to polite to just kick someone else, i cant win

It's quite a contrast to other girls who are checking their watch before the booking is even over. To then let him cum in your mouth ... trooper indeed.

I think the OPs review is fair enough tho.. You just were not for him and the chatting seemed like an issue. He def should have researched first ... as presumably he wouldn't have booked had he known. I agree with the later post ... these things happen and probably take solace in the positive reviews. I personally like to see a bit of detailed balance ...

Still on my HL

[Kev40ish]

I initially thought when ER said he was a young guy that he was one of the 'snowflake generation'.
Well known for blabbing like babies when things don't go their way.
To be fair to him regarding his two negative reviews:
The first is a well known Hungarian SP in Southampton who locals avoid like the plague
The second, Slovakian Ema, while a great fuck if you can get hold of her but is notorious for absolutely shite comms.
As bfll said , do more research before hand.
The search box top right of the page, just enter the SP's unique AW seven digit number there and hey presto everything you need to know is revealed
If you had you would have known that ER likes a bit of a chat.
So chattings not for you, give her a swerve, simples.

Yes he has not had a good start to his punting career, but writes a well formed first few reviews strangely enough!!!

Maybe I am becoming cynical

Time will tell!!

[EnglishRebecca121]

When will you be adding the fireworks tab?   

tempting !

[nigel4498]

When will you be adding the fireworks tab?   

Anything but the Catherine Wheel 

[Kev40ish]

tempting !

It amazes me how you turn a negative into a new recruiting drive for people with firework fetish 

[ciderhead]

When will you be adding the fireworks tab?   

Anal fireworks  ( discretion ) now on enjoys list 

[smiths]

3 reviews and 3 negatives. I think you need to do more research before booking fella

This may not be the case at all as you are making an assumption here which may or may not true. He might always review his negatives but not any of his positives for all you know. In my case I always review a negative but don't anywhere near all my positives so punt to review stats on here can prove nothing as to how many good punts a punter has had.

[vw]

This may not be the case at all as you are making an assumption here which may or may not true. He might always review his negatives but not any of his positives for all you know. In my case I always review a negative but don't anywhere near all my positives so punt to review stats on here can prove nothing as to how many good punts a punter has had.

Admin has mentioned 2nd accounts for negative reviews to maintain discretion, probably useful when reviewing forum escorts for some.

I find it laughable these punters that moan about punters sharing negative reviews.   

[smiths]

Admin has mentioned 2nd accounts for negative reviews to maintain discretion, probably useful when reviewing forum escorts for some.

I find it laughable these punters that moan about punters sharing negative reviews.   

 The OP can review as he wishes to, it is HIS review here. If HE thought she talked too much and this put him off and makes it a negative that's up to him. I see posters moaning about his having 3 out of 3 negatives as trying to undermine him. I expect good service off ALL WGs I book, if it IS the case the OP has done no research and had no good punts then yes he isn't using UKP to get the most out of it that he could.

The times its been posted including by me that a punters reviews on here may or may not give a full or an accurate account of his overall punting in the same timescale, yet some still don't grasp this. And some punters have used this to try to undermine the punter, Bangers And Mash is an example, he was laid into for his negatives but it didn't mean it was his full story, just that like me he reports ALL his negatives.

In this case Rebecca hasn't denied the punt took place and seems to recall him, well that's more than happens with some reviews obviously as many WGs aren't members on here, not clear what punters want here. He gave his review rating and that is what happens on here. And to clarify I would of given the same rating if it had been me. I don't like WGs droning on and on, though I would of stopped it and got her to concentrate on why I was their, the punting. Plenty of time to talk shit in the breaks I need. And she has been accused of this before I note, she says she has made an effort to talk less, well re-double those efforts is my advice to her, take it or leave it or not. And I do find her attractive, if she were in my area permanently and not a forum member I might be interested.

[Billy no mates]

This may not be the case at all as you are making an assumption here which may or may not true. He might always review his negatives but not any of his positives for all you know. In my case I always review a negative but don't anywhere near all my positives so punt to review stats on here can prove nothing as to how many good punts a punter has had.

This is a very good point. Where as I generally review all my solo punts pos/neg. I have stopped reviewing our couple punts, good or bad.

[Belgarion]

It takes two to chat, what did you chat about?

Sir James steps in once again to defend Maid Rebecca.

This is so cute 

[Chatte Noir]

Agent Trance, Did you know ER is chatty before you booked her?

[Silverado]

ER reviews are always fun on here - especially the Negs - she loves em really - all publicity is good publicity!

Indeed. I tried to book Rebecca for an hour on 5 November but I understand that she's now fully booked for that evening.

[James999]

Sir James steps in once again to defend Maid Rebecca.

This is so cute 

Wow, you still butt hurt after we disagreed previously and I humiliated you, move on 

[James999]

what I had planned to pay for when I booked you.

Did you tell her what you had planned?

Were you disappointed that she didn't have a cock?

[Doombar]

Admin has mentioned 2nd accounts for negative reviews to maintain discretion, probably useful when reviewing forum escorts for some.

Can you share the link where Admin said that please? 

[James999]

Yes but in all honesty you didn't seem to be putting much effort into it, enthusiasm wise.

Have you ever thought that perhaps she wasn't attracted to you and that you're crap at shagging 

If that's the case then the real issue is she's not very good at acting and pretending she likes you and that you're a sex god (that's part of her job) 

[bfl]

If we were all attractive and sex God’s we wouldn’t need to spend shit loads on hookers

[vw]

Can you share the link where Admin said that please? 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=118373.msg1359088#msg1359088

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=152086.msg1660611#msg1660611

A few more, search is your friend.   

[johnny34]

you had dfk owo ro and sex what else did u want, fireworks to come out of my arse?

Think i'll have to find a reason to be in Bristol on 5th November 

[ciderhead]

Just had a moment if feeling thick, only just relised what night November 5th is, duh

[smiths]

If we were all attractive and sex God’s we wouldn’t need to spend shit loads on hookers

Speak for yourself, some of us choose to spend money punting as its an easy way to get instant sex not just because we are ugly cunts who cant get it any other way.

[vw]

Speak for yourself, some of us choose to spend money punting as its an easy way to get instant sex not just because we are ugly cunts who cant get it any other way.

So many reasons people punt, is unwise to think there is only one reason for it.

[Cuntminion]

Did she show the cats?

Sounds a good booking for me but don't tell me about cats and not let me pet them

[bristolqwerty]

  Most guys can have a conversation at home.  I think he wanted a uninterrupted as it was only 30 mins after all 
I think it has been scientifically proven that if you were a tad nervous, constant down time via unnecessary chatting by another could effect a pecker. 

[jaydefo24]

God, sounds like this guy would love the ice-cold EE girls who don’t say a thing whilst fuck and get it over with.

I’ve never seen Rebecca but next time I’m in Bristol, she’s number 1 on my list. She sounds highly accommodating.

[Cunning Punt]

God, sounds like this guy would love the ice-cold EE girls who don’t say a thing whilst fuck and get it over with.

That's the point ER seems to make when she gets accused of going on and on - you are both totally missing the point and not reading what has been said on here a number of times now.

It doesn't have to be one extreme or another.

There is a lot of middle ground between not saying anything and acting cold on one hand and, on the other, jabbering incessantly, so much so that it is off-putting and a mood killer. Besides, a lot of punters already have a woman who jabbers on and on at home, so don't really want it when they visit an escort - they have 30mins and want to use that time fucking.

if you were a tad nervous, constant down time via unnecessary chatting by another could effect a pecker.

Exactly.

[AgentTrance]

A question to the OP so you have only been a member for less than a month, have you had any positive experiences as three negatives is rather unfortunate.

Yes I have had one positive experience, was awhile ago though. I think not doing enough research beforehand and making poor choices on which escorts to book hasn't helped me but I'm taking on board all comments and advice given. Research appears to be the key here.

[AgentTrance]

As bfll said , do more research before hand.
The search box top right of the page, just enter the SP's unique AW seven digit number there and hey presto everything you need to know is revealed
If you had you would have known that ER likes a bit of a chat.
So chattings not for you, give her a swerve, simples.

Good points, thanks Nigel thats much appreciated.

[AgentTrance]

you had dfk owo ro and sex what else did u want, fireworks to come out of my arse?

Less chatting and more enthusiasm when delivering the service. It felt like you were telling me your life story! Your continued chatting throughout the whole punt evidently put me off.

[AgentTrance]

Yes he has not had a good start to his punting career, but writes a well formed first few reviews strangely enough!!!

Maybe I am becoming cynical

Time will tell!!

Strange in what way? I write reviews on other sites, i.e Google, TripAdvisor, etc that aren't related to punting, writing reviews is something I enjoy doing as a pastime whether it's on historic landmarks, hotels, etc.

If it helps to clarify I did check a few other reviews on here, in particular the posters writing styles which I used as a template before drafting up my own review, ensuring I included all necessary details for viewers to digest before posting it.

[AgentTrance]

This may not be the case at all as you are making an assumption here which may or may not true. He might always review his negatives but not any of his positives for all you know. In my case I always review a negative but don't anywhere near all my positives so punt to review stats on here can prove nothing as to how many good punts a punter has had.

It's more of a case of not punting often and not doing enough research on the escorts I book.

[AgentTrance]

Agent Trance, Did you know ER is chatty before you booked her?

No it was a spur of the moment when booking her, I didn't research beforehand, my fault I know.

[mike63]

I live by myself, and have considered on occasion going to see English Rebecca just for a chat.

[AgentTrance]

Have you ever thought that perhaps she wasn't attracted to you and that you're crap at shagging 

If that's the case then the real issue is she's not very good at acting and pretending she likes you and that you're a sex god (that's part of her job) 

Well I don't claim to be some sex god stud with a 9 inch cock. She doesn't need to find me attractive or question how I perform in the sack. What she needs to do is deliver the service with more enthusiasm and cut down the chatting as some people are put off by it, as I said before the whole chatting away controlled the entire punt.

[AgentTrance]

Did she show the cats?

Sounds a good booking for me but don't tell me about cats and not let me pet them

Yes and they were waiting at the bedroom door when we finished funnily enough.

[smiths]

It's more of a case of not punting often and not doing enough research on the escorts I book.

Well UKP is the best place for doing research, not that it would of helped much with Rebecca as she has a good review record overall, but the talking has been posted about many times over the years.

[AgentTrance]

Hi im sorry u felt that i spoke to much  . if u are local im happy to offer u a free 15 min quickie as an apology x

I also received this personal message from Rebecca yesterday. Thanks but no thanks Rebecca, as I stated in my review the experience was not enough to warrant a return visit, whether it be free or not.

[vw]

I also received this personal message from Rebecca yesterday. Thanks but no thanks Rebecca, as I stated in my review the experience was not enough to warrant a return visit, whether it be free or not.

Maybe donate it to one of the fanbois.   

[Ron Swanson]

As I've said before ... I've not met Rebecca ... but I've seen on two threads now that she has offered freebies as an apology .. have to say fair play for her for doing that. As you'll notice ... something was suggested to Freya on another post and she had no interest in such an olive branch ("noooo not the hat!!!!") .. I suspect most girls would be the same. So I think it at least shows Rebecca takes her service seriously and cares if she gets a bad review and she hasn't met her clients expectations. Sobering.

Definately think this review promotes the need to research diligently. I wish I had been aware of this site earlier ... would have saved a lot of cash. Hence why I feel I need to offer my own reviews in contribution.

[ciderhead]

Maybe donate it to one of the fanbois.   

I'm sorry but if no firework display then I'm out 

[James999]

I also received this personal message from Rebecca yesterday. Thanks but no thanks Rebecca, as I stated in my review the experience was not enough to warrant a return visit, whether it be free or not.

Posting PMs is considered bad form, and the fact that you decline the freebie implies that you are perhaps looking more for a relationship replacement than just sex 

[finn5555]

I live by myself, and have considered on occasion going to see English Rebecca just for a chat.

She is a serial liar so I wouldn’t bother mate

[hillingdonpete]

I live by myself, and have considered on occasion going to see English Rebecca just for a chat.

Try the Samaritans, its cheaper

[bristolqwerty]

Try the Samaritans, its cheaper

[Chatte Noir]

Strange in what way? I write reviews on other sites, i.e Google, TripAdvisor, etc that aren't related to punting, writing reviews is something I enjoy doing as a pastime whether it's on historic landmarks, hotels, etc.

If it helps to clarify I did check a few other reviews on here, in particular the posters writing styles which I used as a template before drafting up my own review, ensuring I included all necessary details for viewers to digest before posting it.

AgentTrance it seems like you are quite thorough, I think you realise now you need to be as thorough in researching what sort of WG you want to spend your cash on . On here it would have been very clear ER likes a chat .

[vw]

AgentTrance it seems like you are quite thorough, I think you realise now you need to be as thorough in researching what sort of WG you want to spend your cash on . On here it would have been very clear ER likes a chat .

But most of the reviews are green, I expect he was hoping for more redeeming features that the positive reviewers saw.

[Chatte Noir]

But most of the reviews are green, I expect he was hoping for more redeeming features that the positive reviewers saw.

I am a little surprised AgentTrance didn’t have a slight incline she was a chatter.