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Author Topic: Sex dolls - Would you? Have you?  (Read 2002 times)

Offline Vivago

Has anyone ever considered investing in a sex doll in order to save on punting expenses? Married punters could sneak one into the house and hide it in the loft or garden shed, places the missus never ventures. and bring her out whilst the OH was at work or down the shops.

Its a plan but not for me. Would be too much like necrophilia or fucking the wife anyway.  :scare: But might work for some.

Or DIY enthusiasts could make their own like this clever bugger did. :yahoo:

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Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Would I? No. Have I? No.

I tried a fleshlight once, thought is was overrated.

Offline Desimonic

My OH is the doll. Well thats how it feels like, motionless   :D

Offline scutty brown

this whorehouse in Blackpool has dolls for rent by the hour
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they're better looking and cleaner than the girls, who are all barebackers
at least you can hose the doll out before sex

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Offline Vivago

this whorehouse in Blackpool has dolls for rent by the hour
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they're better looking and cleaner than the girls, who are all barebackers
at least you can hose the doll out before sex

Have you tried?

WTF! :scare: £80 an hour. You can have the real thing for that.

Wonder if they get many takers?

Imagine a MFD 3sum would be an unusual tick on the bucket list. Anyone getting any ideas? :D
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Punter115

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Fuck me ...just booked up for Blackpool next weekend two overnights 1K including owo,anal and unlimited shaggin ,have also been allowed to film it  free . FFS what more could you ask for!

Offline scutty brown

Fuck me ...just booked up for Blackpool next weekend two overnights 1K including owo,anal and unlimited shaggin ,have also been allowed to film it  free . FFS what more could you ask for!

who with? Do we know her? Not a lot good in Blackpool..........

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Offline Tdydl

this whorehouse in Blackpool has dolls for rent by the hour
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they're better looking and cleaner than the girls, who are all barebackers
at least you can hose the doll out before sex

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Breasts: Natural

Well ... Natural Silicone anyway

Offline signy

Even doll prossies lie! Claims to be blonde, but looks distinctly blue-haired to me!

Offline stevedave

Nationality: English.

Hmm, more likely to be made in Taiwan, I reckon  :D

Offline mh

Has anyone ever considered investing in a sex doll in order to save on punting expenses?

A good one is horrendously expensive so I don't think it would save on punting costs. By the time convincing sex robots come along I'm sure I'll be long past caring. If they were available now and I were single I'd consider it but if I were single I'd be out shagging when and where I wanted either paying on non-paying depending on my luck.

For now I am very much enjoying VR porn, a next step up from "traditional" porn.

Offline mh

Nationality: English.

Hmm, more likely to be made in Taiwan, I reckon  :D

Or Romanian?  :scare:

Offline mrdiamond77

Have I? No.  Would I? No.  Does not interest me in the slightest.

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I can honestly say if I was single I would invest in one of these dolls ...no fuckin danger must be better than just wanking .

Offline anonyorks

this whorehouse in Blackpool has dolls for rent by the hour
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they're better looking and cleaner than the girls, who are all barebackers
at least you can hose the doll out before sex

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Probably a better conversation and treatment than your average Rom anyway  :sarcastic:

Offline Bigjohn

If I had somewhere to store one & they came down to an affordable price, then yes.
Till then, my fleshlight serves me well.
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Offline LanceVance

I have never fucked a sex doll before,  but I would go with a RealDoll, just to see what it is like.

Offline The Owl

I'm a firm believer in experimentation to a certain degree so I'd happily try a RealDoll if there was a reasonably safe way to try one. Not sure the Blackpool place sounds safe but I'm sure it's great fun for porridge stirers.

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Offline Jeff_withpetersen

I was a kid when that Only Fools & Horses episode with the exploding sex dolls was first broadcast. One does not simply watch that episode as a child and then grow up to fuck a sex doll haha.

Offline Georgejetson

I would have a go at one of these 20k£ dolls if Offered for free.

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Offline Anadin

I'd buy a Realdoll if I had silly money to burn as they're £7,000 and that's a fair few punts. I'd also need enough space to hide it effectively, I want to be able to have people over and never worry about visitors exploring and finding it. I'd also need the money to make it disappear if I'm done with it.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

I wonder if the place in Blackpool has a pressure washer in the room for you to powerwash them out between goes?  :lol:

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I wonder if the place in Blackpool has a pressure washer in the room for you to powerwash them out between goes?  :lol:

Surely you would nor bareback one  :scare: :scare:

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If someone could recommend a WG that looks like that.....

Offline Home Alone

Have I? No.  Would I? No.  Does not interest me in the slightest.

What he said. Times a million.

Offline BogBog1

Doesn't interest me at all. But, like everything else, each to their own so I am not judging those who like the idea.

Having said that, this does remind me of a few Romanian punts I've had! External Link/Members Only

Offline Lady Lover

Doesn't interest me at all. But, like everything else, each to their own so I am not judging those who like the idea.

Having said that, this does remind me of a few Romanian punts I've had! External Link/Members Only

Never laughed so much while watching this! Thought the doll was going to snap the first guys cock and one of the dolls half way through the vid had her legs on backwards while he was doing it up the wrong 'un - class  :D

Offline BogBog1

one of the dolls half way through the vid had her legs on backwards while he was doing it up the wrong 'un - class  :D

Haha! Fucking hell I didn't spot that, what a great vid. And John Motson* rambling away in the background really adds to the romance of the scene.

*it might be Barry Davies.......which makes all the difference of course   :D

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

Fuck me it looks like they based the doll's responses on my Missus!

Offline claretandblue

Its a no and no from me,absolutely zero interest in dolls :dash:

Offline Littlefoot

Have I? No.   :(

Ever considered? No.    :unknown:

Would I? Deffo, after reading this thread.    :dance:

I'm looking into it!     :thumbsup: