Author Topic: What a bellend (Read 2662 times)

Sunbeam · « **on:** February 25, 2017, 11:45:41 am »

Check out this profile for a straight male escort

Love the fact he's put a picture of his BMW on there!

Still, at £30 an hour, I might get him to run me to the airport next week

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scutty brown · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2017, 11:59:07 am »

Local police would take one look at him and regard him as a prime target for a drugs bust
That car, the tats, the hoodie, the jacket..........

BlueRock · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2017, 12:11:58 pm »

What an utter twat. Like the "I'm very loyal" bit, yeah so long as you're being paid.

hungrypunt · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2017, 12:28:59 pm »

Id be emabarrassed

Thechaser · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2017, 12:41:53 pm »

Definitely cheaper than a taxi these days

More importantly, why were you searching for male escorts?

Sunbeam · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2017, 12:57:47 pm »

Haha, his ad shows alongside all the female escorts in Vivastreet.

Must be deluded to think he'll pick any work up.

threechilliman · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2017, 01:04:53 pm »

A chav in his 15 yr old BMW convertible. How will the girls resist?

tcm

whiskyfan · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2017, 01:18:36 pm »

Quote from: hungrypunt on February 25, 2017, 12:28:59 pm

Id be emabarrassed

His pictures look a lot like your avatar,

something to tell us?

cueball · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2017, 01:28:13 pm »

Quote from: whiskyfan on February 25, 2017, 01:18:36 pm

His pictures look a lot like your avatar, something to tell us?

chrishornx · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2017, 06:40:25 pm »

he does look a complete pillock - just worries me why the OP was perusing his profile in the first place !!!!

hungrypunt · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2017, 07:01:09 pm »

Quote from: whiskyfan on February 25, 2017, 01:18:36 pm

His pictures look a lot like your avatar, something to tell us?

Shit, Ive been sussed

rockstar · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2017, 08:50:20 pm »

He could have at least bought a M3. Thats probably a 320 diesel lol.

agent47 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2017, 09:30:46 pm »

I to remember being 15. Dude looks like a fucking man child

Jumping Jack Flash · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2017, 08:18:13 am »

He needs to sort his apostrophes out!

will-ow · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2017, 10:22:41 am »

eghhhh..... what an ass

Turtle Z · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2017, 01:49:54 pm »

He says 'Hello ladies' but the way he' standing says hello guys!

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Sunbeam · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2017, 06:54:48 pm »

Err, he does kids parties as well

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Which I'm sure is fine, but I wouldn't hire him.

stevedave · « **Reply #17 on:** February 27, 2017, 06:59:19 pm »

Quote from: Turtle Z on February 27, 2017, 01:49:54 pm

He says 'Hello ladies' but the way he' standing says hello guys!

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I totally read that as hello gayers

which seems appropriate!

In that picture he looks a bit like that gay rugby player, Gareth Thomas is it? Not that I'd tell the rugby dude...

fatboy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 27, 2017, 09:50:15 pm »

He's from Sarfend - that explains everything, especially the Beemer ! FB

5th Musketeer · « **Reply #19 on:** February 27, 2017, 10:52:30 pm »

Quote from: Jumping Jack Flash on February 26, 2017, 08:18:13 am

He needs to sort his apostrophes out!

And his feminine plurals

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Author Topic: What a bellend (Read 2662 times)

will-ow

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