I have been abstaining from masterbating for almost a month and I’m on a forced hiatus from shagging the mrs.
So I have a Bank of splodge built up. My bollocks look like a space hopper.
And I don’t want this all to go to waste in a bag or a load of tissue. I want to let it go over some nice lady’s face.
Can any one recommend some one who takes a guaranteed facial? A true non cum dodger.
This is a heartfelt post, with such a winning turn of phrase - and it made my spirits soar to read the gallant follow-up by two comradely punteurs helping a fellow traveller in his hour of need.
However, the unexpected coup de main is the recommendation
herself.
Actual gosh! What a very attractive young lady indeed.
Beautiful alabaster skin - apparently (& almost incredibly) unpolluted by ghastly tattoos.
The faint suggestion, the stirring hope that her lady garden hasn't been entirely deforested.
Plus, and I realise this is perhaps a little rarefied; but this braod can write, and very well too - a sign of a sound mind.
And double-bonus:
… at no point on AW does she make the conceited claim to be classy or sophisticated, despite (or because of) the evidence she's clearly both.
Can this all truly be? The obvious bollock-in-the-noodles for me is that she's an age-and-a-day away. Still...
