External Link/Members OnlyFound myself with a bit of spare time in Walsall so I decided to try the newish TCM shop in George Street, Walsall. The reviews on here have not been too good but I was 2 minutes away so decided to chance it.
They are part of the Harmony 88 group and being aware of the shop in Birmingham I was hopeful of a good level of service.
The shop is located directly opposite the Asda. Greeted by a large, round faced Chinese woman. Agreed on 30 mins for £30. There was another woman on a sofa and another one curled up, asleep under a blanket, on one of the massage chairs in the reception area.
Shoes off and up the stairs. Met by a cake loving Chinese woman. She had a right old podge on her but seemed happy to see me. Stripped off and onto probably the worst massage table I have ever been on. I think it was made out of a couple of floorboards.
Massage itself was very poor and done through a towel for the most part and she kept grinding her crotch and belly into my elbow. Bit of oil and wipe down with paper towels. Rather than easing my legs apart I kept them firmly closed. She was not going to get her podgy fingers on me though she did try. Quite funny at the time.
Flip and she offered HE that I dutifully declined.
On leaving, the other girl was just waking up. She was a bit better looking than the dragon I got but they were all jibber jabbering to each other.
Doubt I will return
