San ling swiss cottage / baker Street - extras for women

[nij96]

Somewhat unusually, I am a female regular customer of San ling. I thought I would shed some light for any other women who may be curious about trying it.

In short, san ling is a little grotty, but jenny, linda and lilee will happily do cunnilingus if you're feeling like dabbling. Im actually straight, but occasionally it takes a Chinese lady's skilful tongue to sort me out. And they are really really good at it.

Lilee is actually the most skilful, then linda, then jenny. And if you're so inclined, Jenny well do a little bit of rimming to get you in the mood.

In my experience. It's hard to find providers in London who will service females. No such problems at an ling. Lilee and linda are in Swiss cottage, Jenny in Baker Street. Just book a massage, get naked and then just ask. Simple as that. £30 tip and well worth it.

Hope that helps someone. If it does, please post about your experience here.

[welllucky]

There's plenty of people who will offer too! Interesting post though. Thanks. Wonder if they will receive from you as well?

[nij96]

Yes they will receive and 69. No issues at all.

[WARSZAWA16]

Thanks very much.Interesting.Is this it?

External Link/Members Only

[nij96]

Yes that's the one.

[nij96]

Note though my experience and price quoted are for them doing cunnilingus or then receiving from you. I dont know if they do this with guys as it was a sensual "feminine" experience on each occasion if that makes sense.

[LLPunting]

Somewhat unusually, I am a female regular customer of San ling. I thought I would shed some light for any other women who may be curious about trying it.

In short, san ling is a little grotty, but jenny, linda and lilee will happily do cunnilingus if you're feeling like dabbling. Im actually straight, but occasionally it takes a Chinese lady's skilful tongue to sort me out. And they are really really good at it.

Lilee is actually the most skilful, then linda, then jenny. And if you're so inclined, Jenny well do a little bit of rimming to get you in the mood.

In my experience. It's hard to find providers in London who will service females. No such problems at an ling. Lilee and linda are in Swiss cottage, Jenny in Baker Street. Just book a massage, get naked and then just ask. Simple as that. £30 tip and well worth it.

Hope that helps someone. If it does, please post about your experience here.

It would be grand to believe that women punters were on here too and willing to openly participate in an otherwise male dominated forum that is generally less than tolerant or welcoming of a feminine voice.

You no doubt now have a flooded inbox bulging with offers from self-proclaimed cunning linguists to show you a great oral time.

[Jonestown]

Perhaps the OP is not aware that SLBS has closed, or have the staff and their female friendly services transferred over to the new owner ?

[rebelsurge]

The OP is aware as she has Jenny at Baker Street and Lili and Linda at Swiss Cottage which is correct, all 3 worked at Baker Street before change of management and Jenny is the only original Baker Street lady still at Baker Street

[Jonestown]

The OP is aware as she has Jenny at Baker Street and Lili and Linda at Swiss Cottage which is correct, all 3 worked at Baker Street before change of management and Jenny is the only original Baker Street lady still at Baker Street

Do you know what the Baker Street shop is called now, or has it kept the same San Ling title ?

[bhudda]

Yes they will receive and 69. No issues at all.

You know this even though you are "straight"?

[rebelsurge]

I think it is called Natural Remedy

[nij96]

It would be grand to believe that women punters were on here too and willing to openly participate in an otherwise male dominated forum that is generally less than tolerant or welcoming of a feminine voice.

You no doubt now have a flooded inbox bulging with offers from self-proclaimed cunning linguists to show you a great oral time.

I choose to have one of the skilled Chinese ladies sort me out with their tongues once in a while. Doesn't mean im open to every spotty, overweight, balding weirdo on here coming anywhere near me. Do you wonder why more women don't post here?? And I have met a few that indulge once in a while.

[nij96]

 

You know this even though you are "straight"?

Yes I do. And not that is any concern of yours, but I do consider myself straight. I just dabble with the Chinese lovelies from time to time.

Much the same way many of you consider yourself to be good husbands even though you shag escorts once a week. Or how many of you consider yourself straight, but shove it up a ts bum occasionally.

[LLPunting]

I choose to have one of the skilled Chinese ladies sort me out with their tongues once in a while. Doesn't mean im open to every spotty, overweight, balding weirdo on here coming anywhere near me. Do you wonder why more women don't post here?? And I have met a few that indulge once in a while.

Good to know that you're open to some spotty porkers getting between your legs.

So what's the attraction to being plated out by a middle-aged Chinese woman rather than a male FWB?

[LLPunting]

Yes I do. And not that is any concern of yours, but I do consider myself straight. I just dabble with the Chinese lovelies from time to time.

Much the same way many of you consider yourself to be good husbands even though you shag escorts once a week. Or how many of you consider yourself straight, but shove it up a ts bum occasionally.

Fidelity and sexuality are both absolutes.  The regularity with which you dabble might be more often than some affirmed lesbians have relations with their partners.

[nij96]

Good to know that you're open to some spotty porkers getting between your legs.

So what's the attraction to being plated out by a middle-aged Chinese woman rather than a male FWB?

There is no drama. No confusion about "is this a relationship?". And the ladies are just nice, and know exactly how each lick will feel so are by definition experts. I have even seen hijab wearing ladies going in there. I'm not surprised. No complications, expert service and reasonable price.

[bhudda]

Yes I do. And not that is any concern of yours, but I do consider myself straight. I just dabble with the Chinese lovelies from time to time.

Much the same way many of you consider yourself to be good husbands even though you shag escorts once a week. Or how many of you consider yourself straight, but shove it up a ts bum occasionally.

I think its me that should be going 

[nij96]

Fidelity and sexuality are both absolutes.  The regularity with which you dabble might be more often than some affirmed lesbians have relations with their partners.

Or the frequency in which you shove it up a ts bum maybe more often than elton John has relations with his gay husband?

[LLPunting]

Or the frequency in which you shove it up a ts bum maybe more often than elton John has relations with his gay husband?

You're commenting on conjecture and perhaps intending slight, quite "masculine" of you.  Starting to sound like you're a troll masquerading as a "woman".  Keep up the baiting, much like your fellow M-netters and OHs "deceived" by their partners posting here you'll betray yourself soon enough.

[LLPunting]

There is no drama. No confusion about "is this a relationship?". And the ladies are just nice, and know exactly how each lick will feel so are by definition experts. I have even seen hijab wearing ladies going in there. I'm not surprised. No complications, expert service and reasonable price.

Ah, rational thinking...
Emotional attachments happen and there are more than a few lesbians working as "hetero" SPs.  You never know when your charms might hook an interested lady.

[nij96]

You're commenting on conjecture and perhaps intending slight, quite "masculine" of you.  Starting to sound like you're a troll masquerading as a "woman".  Keep up the baiting, much like your fellow M-netters and OHs "deceived" by their partners posting here you'll betray yourself soon enough.

And you are starting to sound like a self righteous trolling twat. Keep up the paranoid accusations and baseless crap. Or maybe go see a ts and ask him to unload in your mouth. May shut you up for a while.....

[bhudda]

And you are starting to sound like a self righteous trolling twat. Keep up the paranoid accusations and baseless crap. Or maybe go see a ts and ask him to unload in your mouth. May shut you up for a while.....

you're very "snappy" in your responses ... maybe you need to go and get "sorted out" again soon 

[nij96]

you're very "snappy" in your responses ... maybe you need to go and get "sorted out" again soon 

Not really. I just don't see why a post that I have made providing info for other interested females is morphing into whether I'm a lesbian/troll/ or whether anyone can satisfy me??

[bhudda]

Not really. I just don't see why a post that I have made providing info for other interested females is morphing into whether I'm a lesbian/troll/ or whether anyone can satisfy me??

You are brand new to a forum that attracts a lot of fantasists/children/trolls/nutters and you post something that doesn't really add up - you can't be surprised if people don't immediately thank you effusively and offer praise for the value of your contribution. And if you really want to help any female readers perhaps you could try offering a bit more description about the service providers, age, appearance etc? I read on another thread that Jenny is about 50 - which may be enough to discourage many. 

Regarding your comments about us all fucking transexuals ... I can only speak for myself but I'm not completely atypical I suspect

I have never knowingly shoved anything up a transexual's arse

if I ever decided to I would not consider myself entirely straight

even those that do consider themselves straight but have sex with transexuals on the whole argue that transexuals are not really blokes - that they are as or more attractive than many women, and that they don't fancy blokes that look like blokes.

Many people on this forum think they are deluded. 

So your comments in that respect aren't really valid.

[nij96]

You are brand new to a forum that attracts a lot of fantasists/children/trolls/nutters and you post something that doesn't really add up - you can't be surprised if people don't immediately thank you effusively and offer praise for the value of your contribution. And if you really want to help any female readers perhaps you could try offering a bit more description about the service providers, age, appearance etc? I read on another thread that Jenny is about 50 - which may be enough to discourage many. 

Regarding your comments about us all fucking transexuals ... I can only speak for myself but I'm not completely atypical I suspect

I have never knowingly shoved anything up a transexual's arse

if I ever decided to I would not consider myself entirely straight

even those that do consider themselves straight but have sex with transexuals on the whole argue that transexuals are not really blokes - that they are as or more attractive than many women, and that they don't fancy blokes that look like blokes.

Many people on this forum think they are deluded. 

So your comments in that respect aren't really valid.

Which bit doesn't add up? I have said the names of the ladies and which branch that they are in? What else do you want their fucking passport numbers and photos? Apart from which, this post isn't intended for you, as it's targeted at females who may not be aware that there are providers who service women.

And argue whatever you like, if the ts has a cock, he is a guy. What's not "valid" is you considering a person with a cock to be a woman.

And while we are at it, what doesn't add up is why you are trying to trash a list intended for women.

[bhudda]

Which bit doesn't add up? I have said the names of the ladies and which branch that they are in? What else do you want their fucking passport numbers and photos? Apart from which, this post isn't intended for you, as it's targeted at females who may not be aware that there are providers who service women.

And argue whatever you like, if the ts has a cock, he is a guy. What's not "valid" is you considering a person with a cock to be a woman.

And while we are at it, what doesn't add up is why you are trying to trash a list intended for women.

You clearly can't read properly ... I'll leave it there 

[stampjones]

Tickety tock

[Ozy84]

you're very "snappy" in your responses ... maybe you need to go and get "sorted out" again soon 

 

[S.X. MacHine]

Yes I do. And not that is any concern of yours, but I do consider myself straight. I just dabble with the Chinese lovelies from time to time.

Much the same way many of you consider yourself to be good husbands even though you shag escorts once a week. Or how many of you consider yourself straight, but shove it up a ts bum occasionally.

I get what you say about considering yourself straight. I've been reading stuff on here about punters who've visited TS girls and, while I am straight, I'm kind of intrigued by the idea... Might just get round to it sometime. Of course, she'd have to be very girly. And I'd need to go on top!

[bhudda]

I get what you say about considering yourself straight. I've been reading stuff on here about punters who've visited TS girls and, while I am straight, I'm kind of intrigued by the idea... Might just get round to it sometime. Of course, she'd have to be very girly. And I'd need to go on top!

But then surely it works the other way round ... for it not to be gay for a lass to have sex with another lass one of them has to look like a bloke? Maybe the chinese girls in question do look like blokes ... we havent been told.

[Jonestown]

And while we are at it, what doesn't add up is why you are trying to trash a list intended for women.

I would imagine the majority of the non-SP ladies on here are here to check out suspicions they have about their husbands/partners, rather than seeking the services of chinese muff divers; Perhaps time will tell.

Im intrigued where you heard about this site, and why you thought it would have female punters as members.

[Silver Birch]

I have often wondered about females who visit the same massage shops as me, and whether they get sensually teased followed by "B2B?" whispered in their ear. 

I do like to give new posters the benefit of the doubt, but can't help thinking this thread is actually a straightforward tout, putting into our minds "if women are getting oral and rimming, so might the men".

Hotlisted just in case 

[LLPunting]

And you are starting to sound like a self righteous trolling twat. Keep up the paranoid accusations and baseless crap. Or maybe go see a ts and ask him to unload in your mouth. May shut you up for a while.....

So, up to the point where you lost your rag I was being personable.  I made no accusations to that point, your paranoia however chose to manifest them.  You're obsession with offending with homophobic taunts marks your personality far more dimly than it threatens mine.  It seems that rather than representing the more amenable and inclusive of your gender you're a piss and vinegar type who likes to swap jibes with the "lads".  Do carry on, it will be very interesting to see what further useful contributions you make besides the blustering.

It'll also be interesting to see what other women join our vocal ranks now that you've opened the door.

[LLPunting]

Which bit doesn't add up? I have said the names of the ladies and which branch that they are in? What else do you want their fucking passport numbers and photos? Apart from which, this post isn't intended for you, as it's targeted at females who may not be aware that there are providers who service women.

And argue whatever you like, if the ts has a cock, he is a guy. What's not "valid" is you considering a person with a cock to be a woman.

And while we are at it, what doesn't add up is why you are trying to trash a list intended for women.

In parlance you may be more used to:

Rather than being such a mouthy cunt and slagging every person responding to you you might take a moment, get over your raging, and try starting a more general thread for the benefit of your "sisters"; something like "Best massage parlours for female clients wanting extras".

To your rather blinkered B&W thinking, if we are to accept the situation of trans people with compassion then actually a TS woman is a woman trapped in a man's body.  "She" may have no inclination to use her cock for sex and every desire to indulge in sex as a female.  Similarly for a hermaphrodite identifying as female.

[nij96]

I get what you say about considering yourself straight. I've been reading stuff on here about punters who've visited TS girls and, while I am straight, I'm kind of intrigued by the idea... Might just get round to it sometime. Of course, she'd have to be very girly. And I'd need to go on top!

My point exactly.

[nij96]

But then surely it works the other way round ... for it not to be gay for a lass to have sex with another lass one of them has to look like a bloke? Maybe the chinese girls in question do look like blokes ... we havent been told.

Not really, thats a dumb assertion. Girly or not, the guy is willing to play with another cock and considers himself straight.

[nij96]

I would imagine the majority of the non-SP ladies on here are here to check out suspicions they have about their husbands/partners, rather than seeking the services of chinese muff divers; Perhaps time will tell.

Im intrigued where you heard about this site, and why you thought it would have female punters as members.

Why? Are females not permitted to seek out extras? if not, why not. And a simple google search of "san ling review" led me to this site. Do I need a secret handshake or something?

[nij96]

I have often wondered about females who visit the same massage shops as me, and whether they get sensually teased followed by "B2B?" whispered in their ear. 

I do like to give new posters the benefit of the doubt, but can't help thinking this thread is actually a straightforward tout, putting into our minds "if women are getting oral and rimming, so might the men".

Hotlisted just in case 

You can stick your benfit of the doubt up your rear end. And actually some of the others I have seen i.e. Elements and Aroma in the Baker Street area have told me that they will do oral with females but not with men. Their choice.

[nij96]

So, up to the point where you lost your rag I was being personable.  I made no accusations to that point, your paranoia however chose to manifest them.  You're obsession with offending with homophobic taunts marks your personality far more dimly than it threatens mine.  It seems that rather than representing the more amenable and inclusive of your gender you're a piss and vinegar type who likes to swap jibes with the "lads".  Do carry on, it will be very interesting to see what further useful contributions you make besides the blustering.

It'll also be interesting to see what other women join our vocal ranks now that you've opened the door.

Well you can stick your eloquent post up your personable asshole. And if you re-read my posts you dumb cunt, you will see that Im not homophobic at all. Im the one seeing women providers. The fact that you have decided Im a lesbian for doing so makes you the homophobic fantasist twat.

[nij96]

In parlance you may be more used to:

Rather than being such a mouthy cunt and slagging every person responding to you you might take a moment, get over your raging, and try starting a more general thread for the benefit of your "sisters"; something like "Best massage parlours for female clients wanting extras".

To your rather blinkered B&W thinking, if we are to accept the situation of trans people with compassion then actually a TS woman is a woman trapped in a man's body.  "She" may have no inclination to use her cock for sex and every desire to indulge in sex as a female.  Similarly for a hermaphrodite identifying as female.

Well you illiterate, unintelligent twat, the title of this thread was san ling ...extras for women.

I think you should accept the situation of TS with compassion. I think you should help many a trapped woman emerge from the bodies that they are duly trapped in by blowing their cocks and see if that helps them out. Or shove your tiddler up their bums and see if you can get them out that way. After all they are women according to you.

[LLPunting]

That was a pretty quick implosion.   

A real bunny boiler or just a bloke called Dwayne dressed in a Barbie pinnie and tugging himself off with No 4 sandpaper in his Nana's toolshed?

[Billy no mates]

That was a pretty quick implosion.   

A real bunny boiler or just a bloke called Dwayne dressed in a Barbie pinnie and tugging himself off with No 4 sandpaper in his Nana's toolshed?

No wonder it’s hard for genuine couples/women to get SP’s to believe they’re not fantasists, when trying to secure bookings, with dickheads like the OP about.

[stampjones]

That was a pretty quick implosion.   

A real bunny boiler or just a bloke called Dwayne dressed in a Barbie pinnie and tugging himself off with No 4 sandpaper in his Nana's toolshed?

Was coming from message 2 or ther abouts. I think you twigged it on the language. Sounded fake - either a bloke or a weaponised undercover poltiicised nutjob from mumsnet.

[elnukky]

Typical deluded, progressive bint.

[thecat250]

Well that escalated quickly, gone in less than 24 hours 

[Jonestown]

I think you should accept the situation of TS with compassion. I think you should help many a trapped woman emerge from the bodies that they are duly trapped in by blowing their cocks and see if that helps them out. Or shove your tiddler up their bums and see if you can get them out that way. After all they are women according to you.

Given this paragraph, I’d put my money on the OP being a natural born woman, with all the usual modern contempt for men in any shape or form. From what she said on an earlier post i think she would be mortified if she knew her chinese muff divers were also letting umpteen blokes a day schlurp their soft tissues, i think she thought she was getting special treatment. In the final analysis though, she didnt like being called a cunt, that seemed to tip her over the edge. Shame really, the thread had potential.

[sparkus]

Dammit, only seen this thread after the banning.

I've had confirmed sight of a female customer being pleasured in one joint (it was such a very memorable incident for all involved I left some details out as I'd be easy to identify), plus several anecdotal reports from shop staff themselves that they don't object to fingering women to get them off (Isabella of Everwell quite proud of her regulars on this score). Plus Kelly of Middlesex Street was once accosted by a very butch woman in the shop who ordered her into a treatment room after me, she looked a little on edge about it.

I'm guessing Chinese staff don't offer extras but are asked from time to time.  Far be it for me to speculate, but given that some hand job merchants can easily tune out while strumming a bloke until he erupts, they may be able to do that for women too with the right financial motivation.  Plus they have more familiarity with the private parts.

[LLPunting]

Dammit, only seen this thread after the banning.

I've had confirmed sight of a female customer being pleasured in one joint (it was such a very memorable incident for all involved I left some details out as I'd be easy to identify), plus several anecdotal reports from shop staff themselves that they don't object to fingering women to get them off (Isabella of Everwell quite proud of her regulars on this score). Plus Kelly of Middlesex Street was once accosted by a very butch woman in the shop who ordered her into a treatment room after me, she looked a little on edge about it.

I'm guessing Chinese staff don't offer extras but are asked from time to time.  Far be it for me to speculate, but given that some hand job merchants can easily tune out while strumming a bloke until he erupts, they may be able to do that for women too with the right financial motivation.  Plus they have more familiarity with the private parts.

You, Kelly and a butch in a treatment room together - I ain't got the bottle for that!   

I wouldn't bank on a TCM worker being more familiar wank-wise with her own pussy than cock.  Most women don't wank every day, if the masseuse is shaking out 2 or more shandies a day she's going to quickly be cock-centric.   

A couple of masseuses have joked with me about my offering massage to ladies as they aren't particularly inclined and the (straight) ladies prefer a man to do the diddling.  If only I could get that gig in a good part of town.   

[sparkus]

You, Kelly and a butch in a treatment room together - I ain't got the bottle for that!   

I wouldn't bank on a TCM worker being more familiar wank-wise with her own pussy than cock.  Most women don't wank every day, if the masseuse is shaking out 2 or more shandies a day she's going to quickly be cock-centric.   

A couple of masseuses have joked with me about my offering massage to ladies as they aren't particularly inclined and the (straight) ladies prefer a man to do the diddling.  If only I could get that gig in a good part of town.   

For the annals of FBSM history, I was dressing and Kelly opened the door (having washed all the jizz off her chest) to leave the room. I was confronted by the sight of a very butch gruff woman who said to her "You took your time. Don't bother to shower."

Kelly is normally very brassy and bold but she immediately appeared chaste and contrite, sullenly complying as they both entered the next room together and closed the door