Quick question - ejaculation etiquette

[Jackson4]

Question: Have you ever accidentally ejaculated on a girl’s bed cover/sheets? If so, what was her reaction. What’s the correct client etiquette?

Context: Just seen a WG, and she absolutely lost it when my cum accidentally landed on the cover/sheets. She started ranting at me in her native language, and later suggested I buy her replacements from Primark when I asked her what was up. I found it a little odd, as it clearly wasn’t intentional.

P.s review will follow, will give it some time however

[JPin]

Happened to me about four times now, never had a single complaint about it. I apologised profusely and each of the four SPs was totally fine and calm about it.

[bobby_dizzler]

Question: Have you ever accidentally ejaculated on a girl’s bed cover/sheets? If so, what was her reaction. What’s the correct client etiquette?

Context: Just seen a WG, and she absolutely lost it when my cum accidentally landed on the cover/sheets. She started ranting at me in her native language, and later suggested I buy her replacements from Primark when I asked her what was up. I found it a little odd, as it clearly wasn’t intentional.

Surely this is all part and parcel of the job, especially when the job involves bodily fluids? Different matter if you'd come to fix her washing machine or something. Then fair enough, she'd have a right to get angry.

[FiveKnuckles]

hate to see her reaction if you got some on the mattress.  you better go IKEA and get me a new bed?

[pa5151]

That's the cost of business. She needs to suck it up and get over it.

[MissWolf]

Like many girls I use a soft fleece throw on top of the bed for exactly this reason, they are easy to change, quick to wash and dry and comfortable.

She should be grateful it was still on the bed, I've had I'd in my eyes, ear, hair, the wall, bedside cabinet,  headboard,  pillow and probably a few more random locations I've forgotten 

God bless antibacterial cleaning wipes and the washing machine 

[Jayjay1]

Had a top SP told me not to cum on her, which I didn't 1st time we meet n we had great rapport throughout then 2nd time she told me the same but we got along so well n fuck was gd too so I came on her body n her mood changed, no swearing just smile went and rush off to bathroom.

[Geoff800]

Have no idea which direction my spaff is going to travel in tbh.  Saw Ling at Cosmopolitan Manchester once, as anyone who's seen her would know she is a massive fan of inserting objects into men's arses.  It was my 2nd punt of the day and when I came it was like a dribble, she started laughing in a "is that it?" kinda way, then a huge spurt went straight in her face and she got pissed off. 

[Jackson4]

Surely this is all part and parcel of the job, especially when the job involves bodily fluids?

That's the cost of business. She needs to suck it up and get over it.

hate to see her reaction if you got some on the mattress.  you better go IKEA and get me a new bed?

Yes, that was my thinking - that accidents happen and it is just factored into the job

Different matter if you'd come to fix her washing machine or something. Then fair enough, she'd have a right to get angry.

Those types of plumbers are only in the movies 

[Jackson4]

Like many girls I use a soft fleece throw on top of the bed for exactly this reason, they are easy to change, quick to wash and dry and comfortable.

She should be grateful it was still on the bed, I've had I'd in my eyes, ear, hair, the wall, bedside cabinet,  headboard,  pillow and probably a few more random locations I've forgotten 

God bless antibacterial cleaning wipes and the washing machine 

I think it was a throw over, a kind of cover ontop of the bed. Thanks for sharing your perspective as a SP. I guess she just had a bad attitude towards me.
The wall?? 

[Jackson4]

Have no idea which direction my spaff is going to travel in tbh.

This was my argument, it can't really be controlled - and if you're already being careful, I can't see what else we're expected to do

[finn5555]

Back of the throat job done 

[Silencio]

Sometimes I can shoot quite far and in unexpected directions, never had a problem, WGs have always been surprised and then we laughed about it.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Had a top SP told me not to cum on her, which I didn't 1st time we meet n we had great rapport throughout then 2nd time she told me the same but we got along so well n fuck was gd too so I came on her body n her mood changed, no swearing just smile went and rush off to bathroom.

Thats what my ex Missus used to do moan and rush to the en-suite ;(...

[willie loman]

she just has a poor attitude, cant imagine a brit making a fuss like that, had something similiar happen years ago, in rue st denis , apologised profusely at the time, as the franco arab ranted, wouldnt phase me now, you should have told her to go and get fucked, or similiar.

[GingerNuts]

Surely this is all part and parcel of the job, especially when the job involves bodily fluids? Different matter if you'd come to fix her washing machine or something. Then fair enough, she'd have a right to get angry.

It would seem she doesn't have a washing machine.

[myothernameis]

One escort I was seeing, I came all over her face, when in fact was aiming for her stomach

[Cum_again]

Fuck off with that attitude….
It’s the same when you cum in their hair….  Like I have any fucking control at all!….
Usually happens when I’ve got really turned on so the sound flies a long way… only themselves to blame

[dubhcarr]

I like to finish in the bag in situ OP so its less of an issue for me but I would expect the sp to change the sheets anyway. It is irrational to anyone except those who run conveyors and have the next punter 5 mins after your time is gone. 

[Misspleasecumsqueeze]

Alas, Spunk has a mind of it's own. Guaranteed it won't land where you want it, guarantee it'll land where she don't want it .

[RedKettle]

. She needs to suck it up

That is an extra.

[Thephoenix]

That's the cost of business. She needs to suck it up and get over it.

Easier putting it in the washing machine?

[Stevelondon]

Thats what my ex Missus used to do moan and rush to the en-suite ;(...

En-Suite……… oh some people are so posh 

[Buttons]

I’ve managed to hit myself a few time. Good session, plenty of spunk built up, lying on my back being wanked and sucked. Come the orgasm I’ve surprised myself how far and in which direction it has flown 

[Coriniumstud]

Only once and she cleaned it up

[finn5555]

They generally only get pissed off when you wipe your dick on the curtains 

[mahler44]

Not a problem for me - I have dry orgasms. If I'm with a new girl I have to tell them beforehand. But as I tend to visit oriental ladies, there is often the language barrier to overcome.

[Jayj]

Been asked a few times not to come on skirt or blouse that’s understandable few raised eyebrows when it’s hit the carpet or rug

[Listerlad2011]

That is an extra.

 

[SierraBravo]

In one of my first punts, the WG offered a facial finish, which I opted for.

I was confused when she got me kneeling at the head of the bed, lay lengthways underneath me and licked my balls.

I impressed myself, not her, when I shot my load over her feet 

[Horseman]

I'm either cumin on the mac, in her mouth or being finished by hand.

With the first two its obvious where my cum is going to end up. In the last the SP has more say in where its going than I do!

I've never had a SP complain when my cum has landed somewhere unexpected, but then I do make it clear when I'm about to cum so they have time to aim it away from themselves.

Honestly I'm not going to feel bad if some gets onto someone's sheets, surely that's a common occurrence?

[lillythesavage]

In one of my first punts, the WG offered a facial finish, which I opted for.

I was confused when she got me kneeling at the head of the bed, lay lengthways underneath me and licked my balls.

I impressed myself, not her, when I shot my load over her feet 

Lol, similar, sitting on the thighs of quite a tall women, her staring straight at my cock playing with the intended 40 ee targets, plastered her face , filled her right ear and some in the hair as she turned after the first shot, I of course was all apologies through the pride and the laughing inside.

[Band1t]

It’s her job to make me cum so it’s her responsibility as to where it lands

[Jackson4]

Thanks for sharing your perspectives, she either must have just not liked me very much or bad attitude in general

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for sharing your perspectives, she either must have just not liked me very much or bad attitude in general

Almost certainly both, mate. Was she wanking you off at the time? You should have blamed her for aiming in the wrong place.

I can understand a SP being pissed off if you cum where she's asked you not to or if you've just decided to shoot your load deliberately somewhere inappropriate, e.g. over her phone. Otherwise, it's collateral damage.

[Band1t]

if you've just decided to shoot your load deliberately somewhere inappropriate, e.g. over her phone.

What a classic idea 

[the_exile]

Almost certainly both, mate. Was she wanking you off at the time? You should have blamed her for aiming in the wrong place.

I can understand a SP being pissed off if you cum where she's asked you not to or if you've just decided to shoot your load deliberately somewhere inappropriate, e.g. over her phone. Otherwise, it's collateral damage.

Collateral damage, like it! 

Does sound an extreme reaction from the girl the OP had seen. Ive found that most girls see the funny side of some misdirected spurts, perhaps because the cum has usually gone over me! Cumming over WGs hasn't been an issue, lots seem quite keen on it.

[myothernameis]

. Ive found that most girls see the funny side of some misdirected spurts

The escort I had seen, did exactly this, as she was more surprised by the amount of spunk that came out, and not for it going on her face.  I must have spurted around 5 full spurts of spunk, which was released at a high velocity

[mr.bluesky]

At my age it usually dribbles out (not like a volcano erupting)  but a fbsm service provider did lean in a bit close once and I shot my load onto her cheek  . She was OK about it just caught her by surprise. That was the last time she leaned in so close though 

[Vic69]

That's why most of us have mattress protectors and spare sheets......these things happen!

[Fuzzyduck]

At my age it usually dribbles out (not like a volcano erupting)  but a fbsm service provider did lean in a bit close once and I shot my load onto her cheek  . She was OK about it just caught her by surprise. That was the last time she leaned in so close though 

If you care and can be bothered, pelvic floor exercises are a good idea. Besides helping with any future bladder control issues (something to look forward to) I've found it helps with improving ejaculation intensity and strength.

[Jackson4]

For those interested, here’s my review with the full background. Bit lengthy, but thought it was worth going into detail https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=314191.0

[snoopy]

That's the cost of business. She needs to suck it up and get over it.

+10

[snoopy]

I've come copiously a few times on massage tables. Embarrassing and disappointing for me, but no hysterics from the WG.