Anyone ever persuaded civvies to take cash for favours?

[TPreston]

£10 an hour is reasonable for ironing.

Are you looking for an affair? Fuck buddies scenario or strickly cash for favours.

Glad to be a small part in the saga. And no toys out the pram Zak style please went trolls get involved - in emotionally invested here (and a nosey cunt!)

[TPreston]

Double post.

[Happylad]

Not being disrespectful, happylad [there's only 16 years between us & there are WGs I'd like to see who have a "No over-60s" rule.]; how old's the woman in question?

Please feel free to reply, "None of ur fooking business!😉", if you want to!!

As if I would insult another Older Member of our community.

The girl in question is 26 and (I suspect) her interest in horticulture - very boring subject for young males of today -has restricted her opportunities for sexual dalliance, but as a benevolent elderly gentleman I enjoy teaching the inexperienced far more than the ministrations of a more experienced lady.

I would add that my previous regular was a mere 24 when I started with her, and admitted to learning a great deal from me, so don`t give up too quickly.  In any case, if you don`t tell your age but simply book and turn up there aren`t many greedy prossies who are going to turn away money standing on the doorstep ready and waiting.

[threechilliman]

Well, developments this afternoon! Was tending to my front garden when the lovely Emma (not her real name of course!) walked by on her way to the corner shop. She stopped and thanked me again for the lift which had really helped her out. She also mentioned that she does various "light domestic" jobs to help people out who either don't have the time or the inclination to do the jobs themselves. She said if I ever needed any jobs done then to just ask - she charges what I thought a reasonable £10 per hour.

Never one to miss an opportunity and not being backward at coming forward, I told her that my pet hate was ironing - especially shirts. "Not a problem " she said, "I can help with that anytime!"

Anyway, she is coming round on Wednesday so will update then. In the meantime, I need to draw up a plan of action methinks!!   

Get on and make a move on Wednesday. We don't want another Zakgate on our hands. Pages and pages of nonsense.

If you ain't fucked her by the end of the week you're not going to. End of story. Now be a good lad and get in her knickers.

tcm

[Chooser]

£10 an hour is reasonable for ironing.

Are you looking for an affair? Fuck buddies scenario or strickly cash for favours.

Glad to be a small part in the saga. And no toys out the pram Zak style please went trolls get involved - in emotionally invested here (and a nosey cunt!)

No - definitely  not looking for an affair. Will be quite happy with a good old fashioned blowjob for which I am quite happy to enhance her hourly rate if the opportunity arises! Also. No, I have no intention of doing a Zakk disappearing act - never too sure what happened to his "cleaner thread?" 

[Chooser]

I can sense an excellent 'Carry on up the garden' script coming together...   

Showing her how your dobbing stick works, some pricking out, trimming the bush a little, deep seed drilling, the importance of moisture when planting etc etc...

Have fun!

NWG

Nice one - hoe hoe hoe!     

[Thecunninglinguist]

Are you sure your not Zak's dad? Like father like son.................

[hungrypunt]

Nice one - hoe hoe hoe!     

Shes defo on to you, shes after it good and proper. Drop some real heavy hints and she will do the rest.

Good luck mate, ask her if she likes to swallow, if she says "PARDON" just casually offer her the bag and say do you like marshmallow £1.50 a bag asda. 

[Dr Watson 60]

Forget the shirts. Ask her if she will iron the bed sheets and take it from there.

[Chooser]

Are you sure your not Zak's dad? Like father like son.................

Definitely not. However,  if I was, then I would be doing my best to show him how it's done with none of the stringing things out like a 23rd rate soap opera etc. There's life in this old dog yet.

[Home Alone]

As if I would insult another Older Member of our community.

The girl in question is 26 and (I suspect) her interest in horticulture - very boring subject for young males of today -has restricted her opportunities for sexual dalliance, but as a benevolent elderly gentleman I enjoy teaching the inexperienced far more than the ministrations of a more experienced lady.

I would add that my previous regular was a mere 24 when I started with her, and admitted to learning a great deal from me, so don`t give up too quickly.  In any case, if you don`t tell your age but simply book and turn up there aren`t many greedy prossies who are going to turn away money standing on the doorstep ready and waiting.

Thanks for your reply, happylad; I felt sure you wouldn't mind.

I must say I admire your ability to breach such a large age-difference; I know I'd find it more difficult than you seem to.

And as for your encouragement to see those WGs who are reluctant to see clients over-60, my problem is that I'm such a rotten liar. I might - just! - pass for about 60 but if challenged, I'm sure my face would give me away.

[Chooser]

Well,  tomorrow will tell.  Emma is due to arrive at 1100. I have done the groundwork. My place has 3 good sized bedrooms, one is mine with en suite,  another is set up as a study with a large sofa/bed where I have my computer desk and the 3rd bedroom is a real spare room with a guest bed, the laundry basket,  items for ironing and the ironing board etc.  So, Emma will need to go upstairs on arrival and I  plan on staying in the study while she's ironing. I will tell her to crack on and pop into the study when she has finished the ironing and then I  shall probe her services repertoire!  Watch this space. 

[TPreston]

Well,  tomorrow will tell.  Emma is due to arrive at 1100. I have done the groundwork. My place has 3 good sized bedrooms, one is mine with en suite,  another is set up as a study with a large sofa/bed where I have my computer desk and the 3rd bedroom is a real spare room with a guest bed, the laundry basket,  items for ironing and the ironing board etc.  So, Emma will need to go upstairs on arrival and I  plan on staying in the study while she's ironing. I will tell her to crack on and pop into the study when she has finished the ironing and then I  shall probe her services repertoire!  Watch this space. 

Good luck:)

[Happylad]

Thanks for your reply, happylad; I felt sure you wouldn't mind.

I must say I admire your ability to breach such a large age-difference; I know I'd find it more difficult than you seem to.

And as for your encouragement to see those WGs who are reluctant to see clients over-60, my problem is that I'm such a rotten liar. I might - just! - pass for about 60 but if challenged, I'm sure my face would give me away.

It`s not how old you really are or how old you look - lots of 50 year olds look over 60 - but how you behave. On her last visit, as my 26 year old sat up in bed with a glass of Prosecco she said "I just can`t believe you`re 87 - you act more like a man in his thirties"

All blarney, of course, but it keeps the wheels going round.

[Chooser]

Well, the object of my desires has arrived and is now working to diminish the mountain of accumulated ironing. Have managed to establish she has no other work today due to an afternoon cancellation so the field is clear for later. Will update with outcome when I can. 

[hungrypunt]

Well, the object of my desires has arrived and is now working to diminish the mountain of accumulated ironing. Have managed to establish she has no other work today due to an afternoon cancellation so the field is clear for later. Will update with outcome when I can. 

IS that screaming I can hear ????? good man

Oh, what she burnt herself on the iron 

[mediumjoe]

 Just remember to make sure she's put the iron down and nowhere within reach when you ask her, as a burnt face often offends.

[Home Alone]

 

[TPreston]

We could have closure within a couple of hours here.

Zak had us on tenterhooks for weeks. This is no way to build up drama - she'll be swallowing down your seed next to some crisply ironed shirts before countdowns on.

[sparkus]

Just worried this all sounds too good to be true as a sequence of events: flirty MILF, a lift, pat on thigh, chance meeting and then pops round to do some 'chores'...

[mh]

Just worried this all sounds too good to be true as a sequence of events: flirty MILF, a lift, pat on thigh, chance meeting and then pops round to do some 'chores'...

Does indeed sound like the script of many a grumble flick. But I would like it to be true, nonetheless.

[Sattob]

Quite a few tales here are ladies making the offering, as it was for me. This girl I knew was sex on legs, but always broke. I was just chilling with her and mates, when  said that she wanted a hit, and knowing I fancied her rotten offered to give me a BJ for £80 (loads of mirth from the others). Good memories... (although later she was upset with me, heck she offered!)

[Chooser]

Just worried this all sounds too good to be true as a sequence of events: flirty MILF, a lift, pat on thigh, chance meeting and then pops round to do some 'chores'...

As Tom Preston said in earlier post: Glad to be a small part in the saga. And no toys out the pram Zak style please went trolls get involved - in emotionally invested here (and a nosey cunt!)

I am not going to get all defensive or throw any toys BUT: Re Sparkus comment: Actually Sparkus old chap, if you had read my earlier posts, it was not a chance second meeting as I see her 2/3 times each week as she walks by, always a smile and a wave and occasionally a chat! I prefer to consider the sequence of events as more of an illustration of my organisation, determination to have a go and not to fart around for weeks on end like one or two others have in the past! I have a few calls to make and then I shall provide an update on today's events. 

[Chooser]

OK guys, before I summarise, I assure you that this has been a totally genuine post from start to end. Any doubters out there, well fine, you are entitled to your opinion but suffice to say I am one very happy, very satisfied randy old goat who is wandering around with a smile from ear to ear.

I made Emma a coffee at about 12 and all seemed OK with the ironing - a damn sight better job than I could ever do. I asked her about what other jobs she did and said - you name it I do it as long as I am paid for my time. Umm!! Just after 1 she tapped on the study door and came in to say she had finished. I got my wallet out with a reasonable amount of cash showing and paid her the agreed £20 for ironing. She then said what did I have planned for the rest of the afternoon - here we go:

I told her I was going to watch a new movie I had just received and that if she wanted to stay and watch it with me then I would gladly pay her. I then took a deep breath, made sure the iron was well out of reach and told her it was an adult movie! Just a slight hesitation before she said OK, that should be fun.

From now on it is a bit of a blur, suffice to say she was fairly aroused by the movie - a good old blow job compilation - and after saying she presumed that was an activity I enjoyed, we ended up pretty well naked. Lots of kissing, on her knees for a lovely rub between those magnificent tits and then one of the most satisfying blow jobs I have ever had and she swallowed the lot.

When she was ready to go I said that I presumed £10 for the extra hour or so was pushing it a bit and she just smiled and said, give me another £20 that will be fine. Result.

She is coming back in 2 weeks and I may  try for a little bit more next time. Very happy. Plus bloody good ironing job!! 

[stevethebroker]

Just hope it went well, in the sense he got to have his wicked way with her, or at least she weren't offended and slapped him there and then

[TPreston]

OK guys, before I summarise, I assure you that this has been a totally genuine post from start to end. Any doubters out there, well fine, you are entitled to your opinion but suffice to say I am one very happy, very satisfied randy old goat who is wandering around with a smile from ear to ear.

I made Emma a coffee at about 12 and all seemed OK with the ironing - a damn sight better job than I could ever do. I asked her about what other jobs she did and said - you name it I do it as long as I am paid for my time. Umm!! Just after 1 she tapped on the study door and came in to say she had finished. I got my wallet out with a reasonable amount of cash showing and paid her the agreed £20 for ironing. She then said what did I have planned for the rest of the afternoon - here we go:

I told her I was going to watch a new movie I had just received and that if she wanted to stay and watch it with me then I would gladly pay her. I then took a deep breath, made sure the iron was well out of reach and told her it was an adult movie! Just a slight hesitation before she said OK, that should be fun.

From now on it is a bit of a blur, suffice to say she was fairly aroused by the movie - a good old blow job compilation - and after saying she presumed that was an activity I enjoyed, we ended up pretty well naked. Lots of kissing, on her knees for a lovely rub between those magnificent tits and then one of the most satisfying blow jobs I have ever had and she swallowed the lot.

When she was ready to go I said that I presumed £10 for the extra hour or so was pushing it a bit and she just smiled and said, give me another £20 that will be fine. Result.

She is coming back in 2 weeks and I may  try for a little bit more next time. Very happy. Plus bloody good ironing job!! 

If only Zak knew this technique. What your doing buying an actual porno with xhamster and the likes I don't know - but paid off it seems.

A nice weekly routine there. Ironing done and afternoon delight for £40 is a fair deal.

[fredpunter]

OK guys, before I summarise, I assure you that this has been a totally genuine post from start to end. Any doubters out there, well fine, you are entitled to your opinion but suffice to say I am one very happy, very satisfied randy old goat who is wandering around with a smile from ear to ear.

I made Emma a coffee at about 12 and all seemed OK with the ironing - a damn sight better job than I could ever do. I asked her about what other jobs she did and said - you name it I do it as long as I am paid for my time. Umm!! Just after 1 she tapped on the study door and came in to say she had finished. I got my wallet out with a reasonable amount of cash showing and paid her the agreed £20 for ironing. She then said what did I have planned for the rest of the afternoon - here we go:

I told her I was going to watch a new movie I had just received and that if she wanted to stay and watch it with me then I would gladly pay her. I then took a deep breath, made sure the iron was well out of reach and told her it was an adult movie! Just a slight hesitation before she said OK, that should be fun.

From now on it is a bit of a blur, suffice to say she was fairly aroused by the movie - a good old blow job compilation - and after saying she presumed that was an activity I enjoyed, we ended up pretty well naked. Lots of kissing, on her knees for a lovely rub between those magnificent tits and then one of the most satisfying blow jobs I have ever had and she swallowed the lot.

When she was ready to go I said that I presumed £10 for the extra hour or so was pushing it a bit and she just smiled and said, give me another £20 that will be fine. Result.

She is coming back in 2 weeks and I may  try for a little bit more next time. Very happy. Plus bloody good ironing job!! 

Could you pass on the message that I've got a pile of ironing that needs doing as well

[Dorsetpunter]

Nice one, what a result. I reckon my ironing pile would be going up faster than a two week visit at that price.

Looking forward to round two.

[Home Alone]

Congratulations, Chooser.

Sounds like she's as up for it as you were.  You could have a nice no-real-strings thing going there. Well done.

[mistertoad]

Good man. I love a happy ending 

[Dorsetpunter]

I notice you punt round the Southampton/Portsmouth area, maybe she wants me to drop my ironing round. Haha

[Jumping Jack Flash]

Well done Chooser, an excellent result.

[mediumjoe]

Hell, well done -  that took bigger balls than I've got. Just shows you, you never know, and if you don't ask you don't get. Zak take note

[threechilliman]

Does anybody really believe this happened?

Fantasy......

tcm

[Shearer1955]

Does anybody really believe this happened?

Fantasy......

tcm

I have read the postings but no I don't believe it

There have been a few threads recently which have stretched credibility on similar themes

If people want to believe them then more fool them but I think they are simply imaginative thoughts

[Chooser]

Does anybody really believe this happened?

Fantasy......

tcm

............this came true though tcm! 

[Chooser]

I have read the postings but no I don't believe it

There have been a few threads recently which have stretched credibility on similar themes

If people want to believe them then more fool them but I think they are simply imaginative thoughts

Well that's your opinion which you are entitled to but on this occasion my old mate, you are wrong! 

[threechilliman]

............this came true though tcm! 

In your dreams.....

tcm

[stevethebroker]

well done. Hope it goes further. People can believe what they want happened.

[sparkus]

As Tom Preston said in earlier post: Glad to be a small part in the saga. And no toys out the pram Zak style please went trolls get involved - in emotionally invested here (and a nosey cunt!)

I am not going to get all defensive or throw any toys BUT: Re Sparkus comment: Actually Sparkus old chap, if you had read my earlier posts, it was not a chance second meeting as I see her 2/3 times each week as she walks by, always a smile and a wave and occasionally a chat! I prefer to consider the sequence of events as more of an illustration of my organisation, determination to have a go and not to fart around for weeks on end like one or two others have in the past! I have a few calls to make and then I shall provide an update on today's events. 

Comments partly in jest, but another spotted it did sound like a well-worn flick script...

[BP96]

Woohoo! Don't care if it's true or not. Look forward to the next instalment.