.....or what can stop it from being perfect?
Asking for more entry fee than advertised,
Not the lady you've booked,
Being kept waiting when booked,
Cold room,
Dirty smelly towels and pillow,
No opening for head or not padded properly,
Cold massage oil,
Cold hands,
Too much oil,
Using smelly tiger balm without asking,
Massage feels rushed,
No teasing/cc swipes,
No sensuality in the massage,
Too much yapping,
Silly prices for extras,
Haggling,
Having to stop and get your money for extras,
Poor HJ technique,
B2B, that isn't B2B,
Feeling rushed,
Silly fake noises, oohs and ahhs,
No shower,
Cold shower,
Shower not working,
Getting short timed.
Surely I've missed something.
Anything to add?