Author Topic: Hardsports and A Levels (Read 5378 times)

Mr Kent (Not AW) · « **on:** November 23, 2015, 04:21:32 pm »

Saw a 24 year old girl last week and she had included Hardsports on her profile, I'm not into this but I asked her why she put it on, "because I enjoy Kiyacking and mountaineering " was her response.

A review going around in my patch mentions a WG who included A Levels in her profile, she had assumed that was her educational attainment !

Do half of them know/understand what they are filling in??

jackthelad · « **Reply #1 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:23:39 pm »

that's some funny shit right there.

willbred · « **Reply #2 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:34:01 pm »

Quote from: Mr Kent (Not AW) on November 23, 2015, 04:21:32 pm

Saw a 24 year old girl last week and she had included Hardsports on her profile, I'm not into this but I asked her why she put it on, "because I enjoy Kiyacking and mountaineering " was her response.

A review going around in my patch mentions a WG who included A Levels in her profile, she had assumed that was her educational attainment !

Do half of them know/understand what they are filling in??

No, they don't. But they think the more boxes ticked, the more they'll earn

That girl you saw must have been really dumb - doesn't everyone know that kiyacking comes under watersports, not hardsports. Don't they teach them nuffink at school these days???

Mr Kent (Not AW) · « **Reply #3 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:46:54 pm »

Well that's what I thought

hungrypunt · « **Reply #4 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:48:36 pm »

Quote from: Mr Kent (Not AW) on November 23, 2015, 04:21:32 pm

Saw a 24 year old girl last week and she had included Hardsports on her profile, I'm not into this but I asked her why she put it on, "because I enjoy Kiyacking and mountaineering " was her response.

A review going around in my patch mentions a WG who included A Levels in her profile, she had assumed that was her educational attainment !

Do half of them know/understand what they are filling in??

Ha ha, are you here all week !

vw · « **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2015, 05:00:00 pm »

Have had the I ticked facials because I like them at the health spa.

NIK · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2015, 07:14:55 pm »

I once asked her girl on the phone about watersports and she thought it was sharing a bath.

I didn't make the booking.

vt · « **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2015, 07:59:30 pm »

Don't tell me...she thinks Period Play is a mutual admiration of Shakespeare!!

iloverachelv · « **Reply #8 on:** November 23, 2015, 08:03:53 pm »

Quote from: vt on November 23, 2015, 07:59:30 pm

Don't tell me...she thinks Period Play is a mutual admiration of Shakespeare!!

In peace, there is nothing so pleasing to a man than wanking him off without hostility. But when the blast of war blow in our ears then imitate the actions of a tiger!

Dick4snowqueens · « **Reply #9 on:** November 23, 2015, 09:26:53 pm »

unbelievable

iloverachelv · « **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2015, 10:13:51 pm »

The girl you asked OP, was she English?

vt · « **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2015, 10:17:55 pm »

Quote from: iloverachelv on November 23, 2015, 08:03:53 pm

In peace, there is nothing so pleasing to a man than wanking him off without hostility. But when the blast of war blow in our ears then imitate the actions of a tiger!

I had in mind something simpler...

To bonk...or not to bonk...that is the question!

Vivago · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2015, 06:10:24 am »

Quote from: vt on November 23, 2015, 07:59:30 pm

Don't tell me...she thinks Period Play is a mutual admiration of Shakespeare!!

'It will have blood, they say; blood will have blood.' Macbeth

Mr Kent (Not AW) · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2015, 09:08:54 am »

Quote from: iloverachelv on November 23, 2015, 10:13:51 pm

The girl you asked OP, was she English?

Yes she was..........all the more memorable for it.

slow and low · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2015, 10:05:34 am »

Quote from: Mr Kent (Not AW) on November 23, 2015, 04:21:32 pm

Saw a 24 year old girl last week and she had included Hardsports on her profile, I'm not into this but I asked her why she put it on, "because I enjoy Kiyacking and mountaineering " was her response.

A review going around in my patch mentions a WG who included A Levels in her profile, she had assumed that was her educational attainment !

Do half of them know/understand what they are filling in??

Colston36 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 24, 2015, 10:36:54 am »

Quote from: vt on November 23, 2015, 07:59:30 pm

Don't tell me...she thinks Period Play is a mutual admiration of Shakespeare!!

How excellent!

LookNoHands · « **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2016, 12:18:25 am »

I've asked several girls about this and they all said they thought it was 'rough sex' - where they have to hit the guy... :-)

myothernameis · « **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2016, 12:37:03 am »

My late uncle once talked about getting a golden shower; wonder if he knew it had a different meaning, from this

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EnglishRebecca121 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2016, 01:19:29 am »

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easy mistake to make

ramrodronnie · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2016, 01:31:43 am »

No wonder so many punts go wrong with some of these numb nut WGs out there, or are they? They could just be faking stupidity to get out of delivering services!!

Sir Lance-a-lot · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2016, 10:24:47 am »

Presumably "receiving oral" means that she has nice teeth because she goes to the dentist regularly.

vw · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2016, 10:26:56 am »

Lots of the Roma Pikeys tick Dogging as they prefer doggy style !

cueball · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2016, 10:29:34 am »

Is bareback where they take their shirt off then?

Sureshot · « **Reply #23 on:** March 16, 2016, 12:47:28 pm »

Quote from: jackthelad on November 23, 2015, 04:23:39 pm

that's some funny shit right there.

Badum tssshh!!

MJ.spritzen · « **Reply #24 on:** March 16, 2016, 03:58:09 pm »

I went through a phase of enjoying seeing a girl take a shit. This was in the early days of peer to peer file-sharing where all the scat vids were home filmed. The fascination quickly faded when i used the toilet after girl that had been for a number 2. She'd flushed it down but there were skid marks on the bowl and it room absolutely stank.

I guess closet scat enthusiasts forget that it actually smells like... well, shit. A PC screen cant replicate that.

vw · « **Reply #25 on:** March 16, 2016, 05:47:41 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on March 16, 2016, 03:58:09 pm

I went through a phase of enjoying seeing a girl take a shit. This was in the early days of peer to peer file-sharing where all the scat vids were home filmed. The fascination quickly faded when i used the toilet after girl that had been for a number 2. She'd flushed it down but there were skid marks on the bowl and it room absolutely stank.

I guess closet scat enthusiasts forget that it actually smells like... well, shit. A PC screen cant replicate that.

There used to be scat parties in Bristol, can say it appeals really !

cueball · « **Reply #26 on:** March 16, 2016, 10:16:20 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 16, 2016, 05:47:41 pm

There used to be scat parties in Bristol, can say it appeals really !

Typo or admission?

DeWallenFan · « **Reply #27 on:** March 16, 2016, 10:32:30 pm »

French Kissing (discretion)

Maybe some of them (99.9% of them!!) Think discretion means.....

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Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #28 on:** March 16, 2016, 10:38:52 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 16, 2016, 05:47:41 pm

There used to be scat parties in Bristol, can say it appeals really !

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #29 on:** March 16, 2016, 10:39:27 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on March 16, 2016, 03:58:09 pm

I went through a phase of enjoying seeing a girl take a shit. This was in the early days of peer to peer file-sharing where all the scat vids were home filmed. The fascination quickly faded when i used the toilet after girl that had been for a number 2. She'd flushed it down but there were skid marks on the bowl and it room absolutely stank.

I guess closet scat enthusiasts forget that it actually smells like... well, shit. A PC screen cant replicate that.

vw · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:58:36 am »

Quote from: cueball on March 16, 2016, 10:16:20 pm

Typo or admission?

Typo, Sonny Crockets source of pain used to run them.

Mr Kent (Not AW) · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:30:46 am »

Naughty Slut Soph in Bristol was really into Hardsports..........I think she had quite a following for it, a very strange perversion.

vw · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:33:27 am »

Quote from: Mr Kent (Not AW) on March 17, 2016, 09:30:46 am

Naughty Slut Soph in Bristol was really into Hardsports..........I think she had quite a following for it, a very strange perversion.

Yes, reading about it is quite funny, didn't she give up on health grounds ?

Don't think I could ever go their knowing what has passed her lips. Fake plastic former shit eaters do nothing for me !

Sir Lance-a-lot · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2016, 10:08:13 am »

She was the one who gave me my first rimming. She hadn't given me a chance to use her shower, and if it had been any other WG, I would have worried about not being clean enough for that. But I knew about the coprophagia thing, and realised that in this case it didn't really matter if I was hygienic or not!

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2016, 12:10:18 pm »

Quote from: Mr Kent (Not AW) on March 17, 2016, 09:30:46 am

Naughty Slut Soph in Bristol was really into Hardsports..........I think she had quite a following for it, a very strange perversion.

theGOAT · « **Reply #35 on:** March 18, 2016, 06:27:50 pm »

I think most WGs do know. But like me many would have had to refer to their trusty Oxford "Urban" Dictionary when they first started using AW.

I love one and would hate the other. Its a bit odd I guess, but when you think how closely they are related.

Cheers!

texasjapan · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2016, 10:00:52 pm »

Quote from: Mr Kent (Not AW) on November 23, 2015, 04:21:32 pm

Saw a 24 year old girl last week and she had included Hardsports on her profile, I'm not into this but I asked her why she put it on, "because I enjoy Kiyacking and mountaineering " was her response.

A review going around in my patch mentions a WG who included A Levels in her profile, she had assumed that was her educational attainment !

Do half of them know/understand what they are filling in??

+1

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2016, 10:12:10 pm »

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Author Topic: Hardsports and A Levels (Read 5378 times)

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