Nervous about my first time with an escort. Need advice.

[BadAlan]

So I'm only 25 years old and just came out a longish relationship. Really want to try something different but there's so many options out there. I'd like someone that's relaxed and can provide GFE in Glasgow. Would be grateful for any recommendations or general advice.

[PepeMAGA]

1) go to a well reviewed girl
2) Dont worry, remember you're there to enjoy yourself, not impress anyone.

[uncle jessie]

Whatever you do,don't be fooled by the little fella into seeing a smoking hot ( in the profile pics only most likely ) Romanian as you can be 99.9 % sure it will be a shit punt .

[The Outsider]

Read the reviews here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=28.0

Pick a green one, book and have fun!

[daviemac]

This might help as well.

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[B4bcock]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only - Get

I saw this girl who is based in Glasgow when she was in Exeter and had a great half hour of gfe.    Relaxed, chatty and plenty of kissing.

[Drayki]

There’s plenty of advice on here, have a budget and stick to it no matter how fit the whore is, remember their only in it for your hard earned cash, have fun and get podging 

[Mac Miller]

 Hi to badalan. I'm just signed up myself. Had a few punts many years ago and now finding myself a singleton have decided to get back in the saddle so to speak. Was all hanging about phone boxes last time I did this, things have definitely moved on a  fair bit. 

[Hobbit]

So I'm only 25 years old and just came out a longish relationship. Really want to try something different but there's so many options out there. I'd like someone that's relaxed and can provide GFE in Glasgow. Would be grateful for any recommendations or general advice.

My advice would be not to do it unless you truly have to. Try the following first instead,

1) Have a wank
2) Find another girlfriend
3) Take up regular exercise
4) Increase your social circle
5) Take up meditation
6) Consider celibacy

If after you have tried all of those and still want to see a hooker, then good luck but remember it's not for the fainthearted. 

[kingmg]

Code: External Link/Members Only

I started when I was 17. Haven't stopped since

[Mac Miller]

Hello again  sorry to highjack this, but whilst advice is available... How do you know if you are just being ignored by a Sp or maybe blocked? I texted a advert several times, which has been updated but never a response? Ad was on gumtree but she has duplicate on vivastreet.
Mac.

[Winker121]

Hello again  sorry to highjack this, but whilst advice is available... How do you know if you are just being ignored by a Sp or maybe blocked? I texted a advert several times, which has been updated but never a response? Ad was on gumtree but she has duplicate on vivastreet.
Mac.

If you don't get a reply you are being ignored for one reason or another. Busy, tired, fed up or just doesn't like the sound of you perhaps.  Plenty of alternatives around so just book some other SP.

[Mac Miller]

Ok. Fair enough. Thank you for reply.

[Winker121]

Ok. Fair enough. Thank you for reply.

No thank you.  Not many people appreciate my responding.

[GorillaWarfare]

You'll be fine as long as you read the provided links just to get used to how things would work. I'd probably recommend doing a 30 minute punt first just in case you find out punting isn't for you halfway through it - unless of course you've got more money than sense. As another poster has said, stick to a budget.

Definitely stick to someone who has been well-reviewed on here for your first go, too - I wish I knew about this site before my first escort. I'd probably bet most WGs have had at least one first-timer in their escorting career, so it's not something that's out of the ordinary.

Also be prepared to walk before money changes hands if something doesn't seem quite right or you get bait-and-switched.

And, lastly, please leave a review on here after you've seen a girl. One good turn deserves another, right?

[Abs]

My advice would be not to do it unless you truly have to. Try the following first instead,

1) Have a wank
2) Find another girlfriend
3) Take up regular exercise
4) Increase your social circle
5) Take up meditation
6) Consider celibacy

If after you have tried all of those and still want to see a hooker, then good luck but remember it's not for the fainthearted. 

+1

It’s also a very expensive hobby and can be addictive too so unless your pockets are deep enough that’s another reason to not start unless you have to (I speak as someone who didn’t have to start but did so anyway, I now have to exert a lot of self control or I would probably be up to my eyes in debt by now).

If you do want to go ahead with a booking, I would advise you to make sure you plan ahead. Bookings made last minute have a tendency to be shit in my experience (again I speak from experience in this as I’m not very organised and tend to book last minute and my hit rate isn’t fantastic). Also avoid Eastern European’s altogether to begin with and avoid Vivastreet as well. I’d look for an English girl with recent good reviews on UKP (ignore adultwork feedback unless they’re negative) - of course there’s no guarantees though.

It also depends on your wallet and your personality and just how nervous you are but I would suggest booking for an hour the first time. This gives you more time to settle your nerves and ease into it. 30 minutes might be too rushed if you’re nervous (but might be fine if you’re a take charge Kind of guy) and 2 hours is a lot of money if you don’t enjoy it for whatever reason.

[fakeboobslover]

Have an idea what you want to do during your booking. That‘s not saying that you have to stick to a preconveived plan, instead of going with the flow...

But often, if you want to get/do something specific, and the booking be worth it, you’d have to ask for it. It’s not unlike many other services that you‘ll be paying for, basically. Though in practice did feel awkward to me.

So be prepared to communicate accordingly to the WG.

[myothernameis]

Really want to try something different

I'd like someone that's relaxed and can provide GFE in Glasgow.

Go see frenchgirl, and she will give you a GFE, and some more and very different, you might even get a finger up your rectum, how that for being different 

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[Keema]

Tbh I'd jump on the train and head for an Edinburgh sauna - they'll give you a tour as a first timer, they'll even make you a cup of tea.

[Chazz]

Before you start, remember that there's no turning back - once a punter, always a punter.

[Shortandsensible]

Pants down stick it in. That moto can work figuratively & literally.

[Home Alone]

Have an idea what you want to do during your booking. That‘s not saying that you have to stick to a preconveived plan, instead of going with the flow...

But often, if you want to get/do something specific, and the booking be worth it, you’d have to ask for it. It’s not unlike many other services that you‘ll be paying for, basically. Though in practice did feel awkward to me.

So be prepared to communicate accordingly to the WG.

When you've selected your well-reviewed girl from here, I'd suggest that communication should include telling her that you're a newbie to punting and what you'd like to do is, ... [insert what kind of service you're looking for].

If you've made a good choice, she'll read between the lines and give you a memorable and appropriate service for a newbie.

Another thought occurs; I'm assuming you want a Full Service rather than a Massage with a Happy Ending. If so, and you live in a region where there are Massage Parlours - e.g. Greater Manchester - or Saunas as in Edinburgh, you might find it worthwhile going on the appropriate regional Board to find out which is the best such Establishment in your part of the world.

You could then ring the place, tell the Receptionist that you're a nervous newbie & ask who's on that day's rota who'd be best for you. That's what I did in 2004 and have hardly looked back since!

[Happyjose]

I think BadAlan's been a bad boy and his mum has taken away his internet access

 

[B4bcock]

I think BadAlan's been a bad boy and his mum has taken away his internet access

 

Yep.   I expect the "longish relationship" he has just come out of involved his right hand and a laptop.

[0mard3000]

Probably been said before but definitely go with a well reviewed SP.

[holeymoley]

+1

It’s also a very expensive hobby and can be addictive too so unless your pockets are deep enough that’s another reason to not start unless you have to (I speak as someone who didn’t have to start but did so anyway, I now have to exert a lot of self control or I would probably be up to my eyes in debt by now).

If you do want to go ahead with a booking, I would advise you to make sure you plan ahead. Bookings made last minute have a tendency to be shit in my experience (again I speak from experience in this as I’m not very organised and tend to book last minute and my hit rate isn’t fantastic). Also avoid Eastern European’s altogether to begin with and avoid Vivastreet as well. I’d look for an English girl with recent good reviews on UKP (ignore adultwork feedback unless they’re negative) - of course there’s no guarantees though.

It also depends on your wallet and your personality and just how nervous you are but I would suggest booking for an hour the first time. This gives you more time to settle your nerves and ease into it. 30 minutes might be too rushed if you’re nervous (but might be fine if you’re a take charge Kind of guy) and 2 hours is a lot of money if you don’t enjoy it for whatever reason.

Excellent advice imho - take note

[wylie anchor]

Yep.   I expect the "longish relationship" he has just come out of involved his right hand and a laptop.

  Got to wait for his pocket money to top up his internet!

[The_Don]

YMMV, with any W/G and service and attitude matters, IMO.

It’s also a very expensive hobby

There no correlation, between price and quality, when it comes to W/G (IMO). I've punted a few (W/G) priced @ £180+ PH that were far worse than some £60 P/H in terms of service and attitude. Beauty is very subjective and ranks lower than service and attitude when I punt. So, its down to what a punter considers true VFM.

If you do want to go ahead with a booking, I would advise you to make sure you plan ahead. Bookings made last minute have a tendency to be shit in my experience (again I speak from experience in this as I’m not very organised and tend to book last minute and my hit rate isn’t fantastic).

Not always necessary and for me, the number of W/G I've booked, several days in advanced, is in the single figures range. I normally book on the day, with several hours (or less) notice. Some local W/G, I've punted with only 10 min's notice. Researching helps, UKP and its members is one the best sources of intel, when it comes to punting (IMO).

Also avoid Eastern European’s altogether to begin with

Punting some times is about taking a chance.

If you don't like what you see, hear or feel. Walk away without handing over any money 

Some of my best punts, have been Eastern European’s W/G (just like many other members), in my punting area.

Some of the London punting WIKI stats, show how some W/G have double and even triple figure positives. 

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Michelle Independent        131 Pos 0 Neu 2 Neg
Khloe Sexy Girl             89Pos 5 Neu 1 Neg    
Veronica_a                      54 Pos 4 Neu 4 Neg    
xALEKSANDRA24x        52 Pos 2 Neu 4 Neg    
horny slutty girl               38 Pos 2 Neu 2 Neg    
Xx Jennifer GFE          30 Pos 2 Neu 1 Neg
Sexy MILF Sophia      21 Pos 0 Neu 1 Neg    
JeSsIcxxx                  20 Pos 0 Neu 0 Neg
EmillyLove                 11 Pos 0 Neu 0 Neg    




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Adele4u             81 pos 1 neu 1 neg    
Smiley Sindy           44 pos 4 neu 1 neg    
Crystal.Lady        33 Pos 0 Neu 0 Neg    
SENSUAL BRIGIT       33 pos 9 neu 4 neg    
Cleo Blonde Babe 26       26 pos 2 neu 1 neg    
cute doll86xxx (Xena)       25 pos 2 neu 0 neg    
xx Katalina xx              23 pos 5 neu 3 neg    
x Yvett x                   22 pos 1 neu 0 neg    
Miss Sexmachine           21 pos 2 neu 1 neg    
Jessy189                    16 pos 0 neu 0 neg    
Busty Sophie x        15 pos 0 neu 2 neg    
Cristine Angie       13 pos 0 neu 0 neg    
Sensual Carla xxx    13 pos 2 neu 0 neg    




Also to add, (an European W/G, from the Czech Republic) External Link/Members Only had over 100 positive (no neutrals or negative) reviews (as of pre Jan 2019).

I’d look for an English girl with recent good reviews on UKP

Reviews may help paint a picture, of what a W/G service and attitude is like, over time IMO.


But I still check External Link/Members Only and currently most of the W/G listed are English.

of course there’s no guarantees though.

That Punting:
 

is wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid 

[theejaculator]

So I'm only 25 years old and just came out a longish relationship. Really want to try something different but there's so many options out there. I'd like someone that's relaxed and can provide GFE in Glasgow. Would be grateful for any recommendations or general advice.

My advice would be to find a wg that does all those things your ex never did.....maybe anal, deep throat gagging and swallow .....that's presuming your ex never did that. Don't go looking for a gfe if your hearts still broken

[James021]

My advice would be not to do it unless you truly have to. Try the following first instead,

1) Have a wank
2) Find another girlfriend
3) Take up regular exercise
4) Increase your social circle
5) Take up meditation
6) Consider celibacy

If after you have tried all of those and still want to see a hooker, then good luck but remember it's not for the fainthearted. 

Mate you should definitely try these first before starting....

[Home Alone]

Mate you should definitely try these first before starting....

And whatever you do, never try to, erm, "reconnect" with a girl who's disappeared from the scene. You'll come across as creepy.

Eh, James021?!

[James021]

And whatever you do, never try to, erm, "reconnect" with a girl who's disappeared from the scene. You'll come across as creepy.

Eh, James021?!

Trust me, it's a bit of a sticky one still 

[BadAlan]

Thanks to everyone who took the time to reply. Will check out the links provided and see how it goes.

[Home Alone]

Thanks to everyone who took the time to reply. Will check out the links provided and see how it goes.

And then post a Review/Reviews, depending on how many you see?

You seem a well-mannered young chap; that way we'll know you're properly grateful foŕ the advice we've given you. And you'll be a fully paid-up member of this community.

[B4bcock]

And then post a Review/Reviews, depending on how many you see?

You seem a well-mannered young chap; that way we'll know you're properly grateful foŕ the advice we've given you. And you'll be a fully paid-up member of this community.

+1

Several guys have taken the time and trouble to give you some good advice, so please be courteous and let us know how it goes.

[JonasG]

Before you start, remember that there's no turning back - once a punter, always a punter.

Yep.

It will suck you in.

[Hobbit]

My advice would be to find a wg that does all those things your ex never did.....maybe anal, deep throat gagging and swallow .....that's presuming your ex never did that. Don't go looking for a gfe if your hearts still broken

In my experience not many girls provide a GFE, this term has become extremely loose over the years (probably a lot like the girls). A lot of people think that GFE means a girl that provides kissing and some cuddling, whilst others want eye contact and complements thrown at them. I don't believe any of these on their own can be attributed to a true GFE. For me, the main characteristics of a GFE are lots of engagement, eye contact, compliments, lots of real DFK with a complete sense of devotion. Therefore it is extremely difficult and unlikely to be found and if found by an unexperienced punter, could lead to EAS.

[JonasG]

The best advice I can give is don't make it fuck up your mentality with normal girls.

It's happened to me.

Say a 6 or 7/10 shows interest in you but you don't reciprocate cos you know at the drop of a hat you can fuck a 9/10 FAF whore.

[Home Alone]

In my experience not many girls provide a GFE, this term has become extremely loose over the years (probably a lot like the girls). A lot of people think that GFE means a girl that provides kissing and some cuddling, whilst others want eye contact and complements thrown at them. I don't believe any of these on their own can be attributed to a true GFE. For me, the main characteristics of a GFE are lots of engagement, eye contact, compliments, lots of real DFK with a complete sense of devotion. Therefore it is extremely difficult and unlikely to be found and if found by an unexperienced punter, could lead to EAS.

Oh hell, yes. Thank goodness for Hobbit! How could we have got this far in the thread and not mentioned E.A.S?

Those initials, OP, stand for Emotional Attachment Syndrome and describe the situation where a punter's convinced himself that he's fallen in love with a WG he sees regularly. He may even be convinced that the WG reciprocates those feelings; but in 99.999% of cases, her feelings are specifically for his wallet.

It would be well worth your while typing the initials into the search box at the top of this screen . The subject comes up from tome to time and there are a number of threads on it. Far better to be aware of it before you start punting than to become a victim of it. I know; I've been there; despite my original mantra in my early days of punting being, "I go punting for a shag, not a relationship."

[koshkaj]

So I'm only 25 years old and just came out a longish relationship. Really want to try something different but there's so many options out there. I'd like someone that's relaxed and can provide GFE in Glasgow. Would be grateful for any recommendations or general advice.

Many thanks for making this.

Am in the same boat as you and some of the replies in here have been most helpful.

[B4bcock]

Hobbit and Home Alone  -  sage advice about EAS.

It is particularly easy to fall into in the early stages of punting.   You may have a few so so punts then suddenly have a meet which sends you weak at the knees (speaking from experience, here).     If that happens, don't keep going back to the same girl.   Keep seeking out new experiences and I guarantee it won't be long before you have another equally mind-blowing punt with a different SP.

I now have no problem at all with EAS as I have a few regulars and I'm hopelessly in love with ALL of them, and, fortunately, none of them mind me seeing other women.   

[Funnyguy64]

go for a known girl outside your area. pay over the odds to get what you want, you'll learn!

[theejaculator]

Let's not give anymore tips to BadAlan .....he's obviously a fantasist/teenager and a literal wanker.... couldn't be bothered to post again on the thread he started

[theejaculator]

Let's not give anymore tips to BadAlan .....he's obviously a fantasist/teenager and a literal wanker.... couldn't be bothered to post again on the thread he started

Actually take that back he did post ...a review would be appreciated if you're gonna go through with it

[BadAlan]

Actually take that back he did post ...a review would be appreciated if you're gonna go through with it

You might want to chill a bit. I've been handed alot of information, clearly, and I'm naturally thinking twice about my decision. But if I do go through with it, I will report back, in my own time. If that's okay with you Sir.

[BadAlan]

And then post a Review/Reviews, depending on how many you see?

You seem a well-mannered young chap; that way we'll know you're properly grateful foŕ the advice we've given you. And you'll be a fully paid-up member of this community.

If I go through with it. I'll be sure to post an update. Thanks, it seems like a supportive community.

[Rubymorgan]

From an SPs point of view....

As someone else had mentioned, preferably find a WG who offers services that you didn't do with your girlfriend but are interested in trying. If you don't want to try anything new then make sure you're content being single.
A LOT of men who are freshly single often develop feelings for GFE providers in my experience, and it just leads to heartache. Remember a decent SP will spend the entire time acting as though she's smitten by you, and if you're in pain it's easy to develop feelings.

Secondly if you're being ignored, it could be the way you're wording your messages.
Try something along the lines of "hey. I was just wondering if you're available at..... For.... I'm new to this I hope this is ok". If we get long paragraphs explaining breakups and being nervous/new you unfortunately sometimes go in to the time waster pile, simply because paragraph texters with massive stories often are xx

[Jas1975]

In my experience not many girls provide a GFE

Just as well, you pay to have sex not have someone with a headache who moans that you left the toilet seat up, spilt water on the bathroom floor after the shower, she has crashed her car and that is your fault because you didn't tell her and you forgot to buy her a present......

[Happyjose]

If I go through with it. I'll be sure to post an update. Thanks, it seems like a supportive community.

You won’t

Guys like you never do

[tynetunnel]

You won’t

Guys like you never do

I was a guy like him just over a year ago, and I did! Took me about 3 months to get enough bottle, now I’m addicted!