Favourite Reviews

[Bobbybobrob]

As the current situation is stopping most people from punting I thought it might be entertaining to recall some of our favourite reviews. It could be ones that are very sexy or unusual or like this one, funny https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229603.0

[mr.bluesky]

As the current situation is stopping most people from punting I thought it might be entertaining to recall some of our favourite reviews. It could be ones that are very sexy or unusual or like this one, funny https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229603.0

  I don't think any one will be able to top that for a review or for a punting experience 

[sunnyj]

This is one of the detailed reviews that I have seen here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=253495.0

[Zeusthedoc]

As the current situation is stopping most people from punting I thought it might be entertaining to recall some of our favourite reviews. It could be ones that are very sexy or unusual or like this one, funny https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229603.0

i feel like i want to visit just to experience this!
it's a shame the profile has gone now

[mace-window]

This is one of the detailed reviews that I have seen here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=253495.0

That review gives my detailed reviews a run for it's money.

[tangledupinblue]

As the current situation is stopping most people from punting I thought it might be entertaining to recall some of our favourite reviews. It could be ones that are very sexy or unusual or like this one, funny https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229603.0

Bacon butties laughing whilst writing

[Steely Dan]

Any of these
Mutiny on the County
Mandy? Penance? His dead mother? So many to choose from....

[hendrix]

Any of these
Mutiny on the County
Mandy? Penance? His dead mother? So many to choose from....

+1 seriously good writer.

[Davey Dykes]

That Clare sounds a right sort. 

[MrMatrix]

Nothing can beat Rockharders review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg964078#msg964078
Its even been quoted in mumsnet.
His final conclusion was
Positives:
+Friendly           +I'm still alive, just

Negatives:
-Everything else
-If you want to commit suicide and enjoy necrophilia, I recommend the bareback and lick the pussy combo

Hysterical stuff.- a legend

[smiths]

Nothing can beat Rockharders review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg964078#msg964078
Its even been quoted in mumsnet.
His final conclusion was
Positives:
+Friendly           +I'm still alive, just

Negatives:
-Everything else
-If you want to commit suicide and enjoy necrophilia, I recommend the bareback and lick the pussy combo

Hysterical stuff.- a legend

Jeez, I love the way he still fingered her. I would of been long gone, in fact I had a regular years ago who was fine loads of times then one day when I got in her room I smelt the unmistakable stench of rotten pussy, probably BV but I wasn't staying around to chat, I nearly vomited as I got into the fresh air. And I know what he means about the stench lingering for a couple of days irrespective of what you do.

[mace-window]

Nothing can beat Rockharders review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg964078#msg964078
Its even been quoted in mumsnet.
His final conclusion was
Positives:
+Friendly           +I'm still alive, just

Negatives:
-Everything else
-If you want to commit suicide and enjoy necrophilia, I recommend the bareback and lick the pussy combo

Hysterical stuff.- a legend

I remember that review. I am shocked how he still went to see her.

[TTGR]

Nothing can beat Rockharders review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg964078#msg964078
Its even been quoted in mumsnet.
His final conclusion was
Positives:
+Friendly           +I'm still alive, just

Negatives:
-Everything else
-If you want to commit suicide and enjoy necrophilia, I recommend the bareback and lick the pussy combo

Hysterical stuff.- a legend

What a read 

The link is still alive. Not sure about the SP though.
Jeezus fucking Christ, £30 to bareback this:

External Link/Members Only

[mace-window]

What a read 

The link is still alive. Not sure about the SP though.
Jeezus fucking Christ, £30 to bareback this:

External Link/Members Only

I would rather chop my dick off than fuck her. After that review I blacklisted her on my AW account.

[MrMatrix]

Jeez, I love the way he still fingered her. I would of been long gone, in fact I had a regular years ago who was fine loads of times then one day when I got in her room I smelt the unmistakable stench of rotten pussy, probably BV but I wasn't staying around to chat, I nearly vomited as I got into the fresh air. And I know what he means about the stench lingering for a couple of days irrespective of what you do.

I know, what a hero.. Trouble was HP had done an earlier review and RH was local and went for it.
Fuck I think I'd have chucked walking into the house. No I wouldnt have got over the threashold. But fair play to the guy he set up all the warning flags for us to avoid - but what a read.

[Home Alone]

I know, what a hero.. Trouble was HP had done an earlier review and RH was local and went for it.
Fuck I think I'd have chucked walking into the house. No I wouldnt have got over the threashold. But fair play to the guy he set up all the warning flags for us to avoid - but what a read.

Not in my area; but wouldn't the fact that HP had been there first be enough to put most of us off?

[David1970]

Nothing can beat Rockharders review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.msg964078#msg964078
Its even been quoted in mumsnet.
His final conclusion was
Positives:
+Friendly           +I'm still alive, just

Negatives:
-Everything else
-If you want to commit suicide and enjoy necrophilia, I recommend the bareback and lick the pussy combo

Hysterical stuff.- a legend

Got to say my favourite review of all time, a classic

[DrConners]

This one from Bonker is hilarious & slightly depressing.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=248216.0

[MrMatrix]

This one from Bonker is hilarious & slightly depressing.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=248216.0

You're right DrC, a seriously great review. I will take more note of Bonkers reviews in future

[sub_marine]

This review always made me chuckle by the matter of factness of the scenario

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1561215

SP looks to still be active as well, although hidden negative feedback on AW

[chandlerhandler]

Any of these
Mutiny on the County
Mandy? Penance? His dead mother? So many to choose from....

Got to agree MOTC is the best https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=11669

[Home Alone]

Got to agree MOTC is the best https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=11669

+1. He's an absolute star.

[happyharry]

+1. He's an absolute star.

Agree 100%. His reviews should be published but not sure it would be stocked by WH Smith ?

[Home Alone]

I hope he knows how respected he is by his peers!

[Private Parts]

-If you want to commit suicide and enjoy necrophilia, I recommend the bareback and lick the pussy combo.

Priceless 
PP

[Private Parts]

Agree 100%. His reviews should be published but not sure it would be stocked by WH Smith ?

Never have I endured aching stomach cramps from laughing at MOTC’s reviews.
Hats off to you sir!
PP

[freeze44]

Some cracking examples here of top reviews 

This one is not so much about the great writing skills but how it unravels and goes tits up in so many ways!!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=224708.0

[Davey Dykes]

This review always made me chuckle by the matter of factness of the scenario

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1561215

SP looks to still be active as well, although hidden negative feedback on AW

Being fair Mac was always an entertaining member, a sad loss to the Scottish boards and Aberdeen in particular.

[CheeseBoard]

West8 reviews and replies were always a good read.  He certainly had a flair for the dramatic.  Wonder what happened to him and his chauffeur 

[MrMatrix]

The other guy who did good reviews was Raddy. The only trouble is they were very long and very detailed. But until he was outed he was an amazing puter. Sadly missed really.

[mace-window]

My favorite reviews are from Jason (example:https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45598.msg600767#msg600767). His reviews are very accurate and detailed. Hence why I copied his style of reviews when I do my reviews. Only problem with doing these types of reviews is it's a pain to write up such reviews. I wonder what happened to Jason. He does not do reviews and his profile seems to be set as a guest.

[Fully Sated]

Clickable Link;

My favorite reviews are from Jason (example:https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45598.msg600767#msg600767)...

[mace-window]

Clickable Link;

Thanks pal. Thought it already did that but seem like it did not.

[CoolTiger]

My favorite reviews are from Jason (example:https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45598.msg600767#msg600767). His reviews are very accurate and detailed. Hence why I copied his style of reviews when I do my reviews. Only problem with doing these types of reviews is it's a pain to write up such reviews. I wonder what happened to Jason. He does not do reviews and his profile seems to be set as a guest.

+1

Great contributor during the early years of UKP.

He helped compile a list of Pornstars who also had an AW Profile and were escorting.

[mace-window]

+1

Great contributor during the early years of UKP.

He helped compile a list of Pornstars who also had an AW Profile and were escorting.

Was that him. Damm did not know. Thanks to him I have my pornstar hotlist on my AW account.

[CoolTiger]

Yey, that was him. This is the thread he helped compile.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25048.0

[MrMatrix]

Here's another memorable review by Mrx007 -
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58856.msg756996#msg756996

Needless to say it seems all memorable reviews are negatives.