Stupid questions

[NIK]

I know it takes all sorts and everyone has to start somewhere, it's just down to age that I'd been punting for ten years before the internet took off and well over twenty years before UKP, otherwise I might have had some of these questions, but some questions posed by some alleged newbies are occasionally off the scale of 

Maybe they ought to take a little more time to either read the board or at least think about their actual questioning before posting? It's little wonder they receive facetious or sarcastic replies. Then of course they get all huffy.

For an example see the one just below about wanting to do an overnighter with a street girl because he's on a budget. Apart from the many fold dangers of getting involved with street girls in the first place an overnighter with anyone is also extremely risky.
It seems this member is actually wanting to increase the risk as much as he can.
Or maybe he's simply a troll. 

[vw]

They are toy sent to mess with, had a bellend yesterday telling me it was normal for escorts in the sex industry to do bareback, and because she has a certificate she is not a skank, and I should type about them with more respect.  Oh well Admin shot him down !

Theodore made it an art form with the pay with coins thread.

Say I book a £60 session at the last minute. I've got £50 in notes and the rest are in pound coins. Would that still be acceptable? Would it be embarrassing? In all honesty, I'm not too concerned about embarrassment with the working girl because, she's meaningless to me; I'll only be in her company for half hour and then I'm gone forever, unless I decide to see her again.

A particular favourite dumb thread was the hair washing.

This may be a silly question but... When showering at the WG's place are you expected to wash your hair as well? I spend a good 20 mins in the morning combing and straightening my hair and I don't really wanna wreck it with a shower.

Some are genuine lack of life experience but most are trolls I hope, is it half term ?

[yorkshire123]

Its the perceived lack of respect shown in some of the questions that I believe piss some members off.

Some members have spent years building up this forum for it to be UK's number 1 paid sex review and discussion site (admin's words) & will not tolerate newbies coming on & trying to turn it into some sort of virtual freak show. 

This is still the only forum (including social media) that I contribute to but I do read a few & the concept of don't feed the trolls is quite evident. Personally Its not a concept I buy into to as I would much rather test them, expose any hidden agenda's they may have as quickly as possible so they can be fucked off before they spread their nonsense throughout the forum.

Too rough for some? Tough shit 

If they are genuine they will soon learn & start to contribute.

However a serious question.....

Would UKP be the forum it is today without such idiots? I know it would make admin's job a lot easier but I for one don't mind having the odd game of slap the fuckwit.

[vw]

Would UKP be the forum it is today without such idiots? I know it would make admin's job a lot easier but I for one don't mind having the odd game of slap the fuckwit.

It makes it more them and us, a common enemy does unite people.

Anyway I enjoy playing tag team slap the fuckwit, Yorkshire is an excellent team mate for this !

[LL]

A particular favourite dumb thread was the hair washing.

I missed that one. It's hilarious! When he finds out that hair washing in a prossie's flat is not mandatory, from that point on perhaps he'll only ever make bookings with girls who advertise a well-stocked supply of shower-caps in various sizes, enabling him to keep his straightened locks in tip-top form. 

[wombat]

I'm bald anyway but I had no idea that men straightened their hair as well?!?!?

[regular_guy]

the hair one beggars belief,  however i bet the prossie would love it - 20 mins of his time and she doesnt have to do a thing

[dboy74]

I think the stupid question makers generally fall into three categories -

1.Lazy fuckers who cannot be arsed to look properly.
2.Trolls
3.People who should not be allowed into the community!

[daviemac]

This one not only doesn't put a link but spells the name totally wrong.   

Anybody punted SEXYLOLA Durham as theres no feedback???

I think he means 'Sexy Lola 20' as the one in caps doesn't exist.

[threechilliman]

The ones that annoy me are those that join and then the first post is 'Recommend me a girl'. Er no, do some research you lazy tucker!

tcm

[yorkshire123]

The ones that annoy me are those that join and then the first post is 'Recommend me a girl'. Er no, do some research you lazy tucker!

tcm

Even worse if its preceded by long time lurker 

[od13218]

The ones that annoy me are those that join and then the first post is 'Recommend me a girl'. Er no, do some research you lazy tucker!

tcm

Or a similar query that pops up every so often on the Soho thread. "Does anyone know what girls are on today/tomorrow/on Fridays". 

[Mansell]

The ones that annoy me are those that join and then the first post is 'Recommend me a girl'. Er no, do some research you lazy tucker!

tcm

Agreed, I've given up answering those. Used to point them to the review section, but can't be bothered now.

[AnthG]

Agreed, I've given up answering those. Used to point them to the review section, but can't be bothered now.

I was thinking about this, this may be a good idea, it may be a bad.

But how about as its drawing to the end of the year, a topic gets started in each of the regions of the forum where everyone says their top three girls who punts in that region.

These then get tallied together and scored, and then an overall top girl list is rated for each region from the three girls who score the most.

So then when these people come along you can just direct them to the topic listing the regions top three girls of 2015 as voted for and scored by everyone in the region.

Might be a good idea,or it might just be me overthinking things

[greychap]

I know it takes all sorts and everyone has to start somewhere, it's just down to age that I'd been punting for ten years before the internet took off and well over twenty years before UKP, otherwise I might have had some of these questions, but some questions posed by some alleged newbies are occasionally off the scale of 

Maybe they ought to take a little more time to either read the board or at least think about their actual questioning before posting? It's little wonder they receive facetious or sarcastic replies. Then of course they get all huffy.

For an example see the one just below about wanting to do an overnighter with a street girl because he's on a budget. Apart from the many fold dangers of getting involved with street girls in the first place an overnighter with anyone is also extremely risky.
It seems this member is actually wanting to increase the risk as much as he can.
Or maybe he's simply a troll. 

When I saw this I just thought this is absolutely stupid and pointless I don't know wether the guy was just stupid, a poster trying to annoy and get people laughing or something else.

Sometimes some of the posts just look like they cant think of nothing to say and looking for any new headline posts and are bored and have too much time on there hands.

But the bigger the members become I suppose the bigger some posts get stupid

[Owwhatanight]

Loved this question on East Mids

" Can anyone tell me if Lovely Lena is Clean " 
Now this girl is well known for giving you a bath at the end of the punt.   

Turns out the guy wanted to know if she had an Sti. ?

Answered well by Nik ...who the fucks going to say she's got an Sti   

[smiths]

I know it takes all sorts and everyone has to start somewhere, it's just down to age that I'd been punting for ten years before the internet took off and well over twenty years before UKP, otherwise I might have had some of these questions, but some questions posed by some alleged newbies are occasionally off the scale of 

Maybe they ought to take a little more time to either read the board or at least think about their actual questioning before posting? It's little wonder they receive facetious or sarcastic replies. Then of course they get all huffy.

For an example see the one just below about wanting to do an overnighter with a street girl because he's on a budget. Apart from the many fold dangers of getting involved with street girls in the first place an overnighter with anyone is also extremely risky.
It seems this member is actually wanting to increase the risk as much as he can.
Or maybe he's simply a troll. 

Its the total lack of any common sense that makes me chuckle, and those punters who ask questions that start with should I as in should I eat spicy food before a punt or should I go to the GUM when worried about being infected. I do appreciate some have no common sense, with some its as though the first time they post on here is day one of their lives, they know fuck all about the most obvious to me of things. Still, being thick means a punter does need some advice so at least if genuine they have somehow found the right site.

Of course some who ask stupid questions are trolling for whatever reason, and this is why its so good that UKP has some punters who sniff these pricks out as well as yourself and admin.

[Horizontal pleasures]

the hair one beggars belief,  however i bet the prossie would love it - 20 mins of his time and she doesnt have to do a thing

at least he was not trying to straighten his pubic hair... or was he? 

[NIK]

Loved this question on East Mids

" Can anyone tell me if Lovely Lena is Clean " 
Now this girl is well known for giving you a bath at the end of the punt.   

Turns out the guy wanted to know if she had an Sti. ?

Answered well by Nik ...who the fucks going to say she's got an Sti   

Yes, that was another example of what I mean.
Who knows if someone is 'clean' or not?   

[Horizontal pleasures]

But they are not all stupid, here was a post from a newbie and he followed through with information to back up the first cry for help:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=71949.0;topicseen

[vw]

Yes, that was another example of what I mean.
Who knows if someone is 'clean' or not?   

But this is the "UK's number 1 paid sex review and discussion site" maybe we are expected to know in these little minds.   Who knows !

[RandyF]

AW and the average Sergi both treat punters like there complete and utter morons, and they seem to be ticking over just fine...

[Mansell]

I was thinking about this, this may be a good idea, it may be a bad.

But how about as its drawing to the end of the year, a topic gets started in each of the regions of the forum where everyone says their top three girls who punts in that region.

These then get tallied together and scored, and then an overall top girl list is rated for each region from the three girls who score the most.

So then when these people come along you can just direct them to the topic listing the regions top three girls of 2015 as voted for and scored by everyone in the region.

Might be a good idea,or it might just be me overthinking things

Like the general idea, but trouble is we would all struggle to agree, although I suspect you and I might not 

So if was changed to top 10 WG's in the area, but not in any order. Would be good if we had the poll option on this forum. Then as you say just point them to that. Allow people to nominate girls, then each punter has 10 votes.

[vw]

Like the general idea, but trouble is we would all struggle to agree, although I suspect you and I might not 

So if was changed to top 10 WG's in the area, but not in any order. Would be good if we had the poll option on this forum. Then as you say just point them to that. Allow people to nominate girls, then each punter has 10 votes.

the areas are to big to be realistic think admin mentioned a new postcode search facility with popular well reviewed girls, not sure on the exact metrics but would be better than a regional.

[Matrix]

These people are products of The "modern nanny" society.

Life is simply to easy for a lot of people these days. No pressure to survive or thrive. Treated like invalids their entire lives, they struggle to do anything or think for themselves. A waste.

Also. Who on Earth considers an overnighter whilst on a budget?

[RedKettle]

Loved this question on East Mids

" Can anyone tell me if Lovely Lena is Clean " 
Now this girl is well known for giving you a bath at the end of the punt.   

Turns out the guy wanted to know if she had an Sti. ?

Answered well by Nik ...who the fucks going to say she's got an Sti   

Given the bath is something of a running joke I did wonder if he was just being funny, then decided he was a lazy fucker who could not be bothered to read the existing reviews on her and then when he clarified I just though he was a fucking idiot who will never get a fuck.

[Owwhatanight]

Loved this question on East Mids

" Can anyone tell me if Lovely Lena is Clean " 
Now this girl is well known for giving you a bath at the end of the punt.   

Turns out the guy wanted to know if she had an Sti. ?

Answered well by Nik ...who the fucks going to say she's got an Sti   

The Op has just replied to Niks answer ...... He thought we would all tell him if she had an Sti ??

[azrael]

I think the stupid question makers generally fall into three categories -

1.Lazy fuckers who cannot be arsed to look properly.
2.Trolls
3.People who should not be allowed into the community!

+1 couldnt have put it better myself