Left in the room?

[galinsoga]

Just curiosity.  Have any of you ever left any personal item(s) behind in the room when visiting (biological material excepted!!)? 

In the past I have left my car/ house keys in a room and had to wait 2 hours while the next punter finished so I could retrieve them. Well, it would be impolite to go back and look for them.

Also this year I put on the lady's specs instead of my own and did not notice for 5 mins because the light in the room was (as usual) fairly dim. THAT caused some laughter but was only a short term issue because I NEED my own specs to see properly.  I doubt I would have made it down the stairs wearing her specs.

I have to laugh - a lot - but today I "lost" my socks.

Now I am a typical Brit and I most certainly always wear socks and I know I arrived with them on. I do not keep them on while performing with a lady, most certainly not with Jasmine,
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When dressing after a final shower - I could not find my socks. The sight of the two of us, naked, crawling around the room on hands and knees hunting for my socks caused some significant laughter but even with a good search - we never found the socks.  I felt most strange driving home with my shoes on but no socks.     

What else has anyone ever left behind and had to retrieve or "write off"?

Gali

[Curious6705]

That I can recall, car keys at a massage parlour, and sunglasses in a hotel room incall.

The car keys, was after a crap punt, and as the WG disappeared into the warren like property to retrieve them, a colleague of hers starting shift wandered out onto reception just about wearing a dressing gown. Fuck me she was gorgeous. Had a chat to her, found out what days she worked, and she became as close to a regular as I've ever had. 

Sunglasses - I realised they were missing when I was about to drive off. Phoned the WGs receptionist and retrieved them from the room.

[cockneybstrd]

Its more fucking hassle when they leave stuff at yours.

[Dani]

The things men leave behind is unbelievable.  I keep everything for one year then give I to the charity shop if not collected.  I have had watches, wallets, credit cards, glasses, sunglasses, sweaters and jackets, lots of ties and somehow three shirts although no idea how they left without a shirt as surely they would notice?  Mobile phones is another one that get left a lot but normally get reclaimed within a month or so

I now always search around before the client leaves to make sure nothing is left now

[LL]

I left my underwear in a WG's bathroom once after having a shower prior to any action. Didn't realise until the end of the punt when I tried to get dressed. The girl went to check the bathroom for me but there was another punter in there having a shower. Didn't want to hang around as it was a bit awkward since my time was up. They weren't my lucky pants so I thought fuck it and went home commando, jeans chafing against my nuts for the entire journey.

[ForrestGump]

I left my underwear in a WG's bathroom once after having a shower prior to any action. Didn't realise until the end of the punt when I tried to get dressed. The girl went to check the bathroom for me but there was another punter in there having a shower. Didn't want to hang around as it was a bit awkward since my time was up. They weren't my lucky pants so I thought fuck it and went home commando, jeans chafing against my nuts for the entire journey.

Dare I ask?

[latecomer]

The things men leave behind is unbelievable.  I keep everything for one year then give I to the charity shop if not collected.  I have had watches, wallets, credit cards, glasses, sunglasses, sweaters and jackets, lots of ties and somehow three shirts although no idea how they left without a shirt as surely they would notice?  Mobile phones is another one that get left a lot but normally get reclaimed within a month or so

I now always search around before the client leaves to make sure nothing is left now

I'm not aware that I've ever left anything behind, though I have to say that I carry the absolute minimum with me when I go for a punt.  If this list hadn't been produced by Dani based on personal experience, I don't think I'd have believed it!

[Denhamhoop]

Left my Headphones for my Ipod at an escorts place and as its a 400 miles round trip she is more than welcome to them.They seem to be thing i leave many places i frequent have left them in my local pub on at least 6 occasions so i now get asked have i got them when i leave.Have nearly left my boxer shorts but thankfully the girl caught me just as i left i hoped the neighbours didnt catch her passing me them by the door

[Bigus Dickus]

Left my Headphones for my Ipod at an escorts place and as its a 400 miles round trip she is more than welcome to them.They seem to be thing i leave many places i frequent have left them in my local pub on at least 6 occasions so i now get asked have i got them when i leave.Have nearly left my boxer shorts but thankfully the girl caught me just as i left i hoped the neighbours didnt catch her passing me them by the door

Lost my iPhone head phones at my one of my last punts. I always lose loose change despite trying to remember to put anything from my jeans pockets into my jacket pockets beforehand. Must have lost at least the price of a punt in my time 

[Gigabyte]

I tend to have outcalls and so far have a hairbrush, shoes, bra and lube over the past 3 months left by girls. The wg who left the lube later told me that was my nickname on her phone "lubeguy". I was a little disappointed it wasnt sexgod until she told me she had one guy who she had down as freak!

[yorkshire123]

In Parlours ive forgot......
Keys, wallet, phone & I've also lost a sock, had to stop to buy some on the way home as Mrs Y would notice straight away 

Outcall to my hotel after a RB.
The girl in question dropped her hourly rate by £20, i left the agreed amount on the side plus £20 tip as she had travelled quite far to see me & was really nice/good but forgot to mention it.
Next time i booked her she tried to give me the £20 back as i had "over paid her" last time.
There are some good girls out there, she's been a regular ever since.

[LL]

Dare I ask?

Oh come on, you gonna tell me you don't have a pair of pulling pants? 

[Toshiba]

Debit card, good enough to text me

[Sienna_Bronze]

Glasses, wallets and car keys are the usual items. I now always ask 'have you got everything?' before they leave. I try to do it in a non patronising manner but I still feel like a mum waving her kid off to school!

[stayer]

Yes, left my watch following a session with DollyMopp. It was too much aggravation to go back and fetch it so I sent her a SAE to post the watch back to me.

[webpunter]

Glasses, wallets and car keys are the usual items. I now always ask 'have you got everything?' before they leave. I try to do it in a non patronising manner but I still feel like a mum waving her kid off to school!

Bet they have a hop, skip & a jump in their stride whilst they meander away

Some great stories above.  Haven't left anything.  Quite the opposite.  Left address / directions in jacket pocket which i hung up when i got back to the house.  Put this on in the morning on the way to work.  Was looking for my car keys.  Felt the paper in my pocket.  Was speaking to OH at the time.  My heart definitely skipped a beat - or about ten.  Kiss on the cheek - by darling.  Once in the car i thought to myself - fuck that was close.  Once i get nearby to the place the notes now get chucked out of the car window.  End of.  And satnav memory deleted..

[jambogaz]

Phew that was close!

Not as close however, as my one...

A LONG time ago when I had just started punting, I somehow ended up picking a street girl in Edinburgh.  She was a pretty Glaswegian girl called Michelle (I think) who seemed awful nice & claimed to have been ex-girlfriend of the notorious Glasgow businessman Paul Ferris.  So anyway, we had met a couple of times and done the biz in the car.  No probs so I thought, all good fun etc...

A few days later the girlfriend at the time (now the Mrs!) were in the car, I was driving & needed to blow my nose badly.  I asked her to check the glovebox etc for tissues, none.  We both hunted briefly for tissues or something I could use, nothing.

Next day I was the passenger, and I happened to glance down to the passenger's door - there in all it's glory was a tissue!  Picked it up to find...

Yep, you guessed it - the lifejacket from the other day with my deposit inside!  Discreetly slipped it into my pocket to be disposed of at a more appropriate time!  Closest I have come to being busted I reckon.  God knows what she would have said/done if she had spotted the tissue & pulled it out to let me blow my nose!!!   

[ForrestGump]

Oh come on, you gonna tell me you don't have a pair of pulling pants? 

We're clearly on different wavelengths, LL, because I'm not a believer in luck. Consequently I've never really thought of my possessions as things that bring me luck. But lucky pants sound like fun and, presumably, you have results to speak of?

I think you should start a new thread on the topic of lucky pulling pants/shirt/shoes/socks/medallion or whatever other possession UKP members like to have with them on a hot date/punt. 

[Rochdull lad]

On an Overnight in an hotel a couple of years ago, the WG left about 7.00 a.m. to go home and texted me about 1/2 hour later to say she'd left the little bag with all her make-up, etc. in the room, and could I put it into my case and bring it round next time I visited?

Call me fluffy, if you like [Cue for the rest of ukpunting: "All together now!" ]; but I'm still not 100% if it was deliberate or not on her part.




And before anyone asks, yes, I did.

[rogerc23]

As a lunch time punter i normally take a work notebook with me so i give the impression to my colleagues that i am off in a meeting.

The other week after seeing maggie21 i got a call from her saying i had left it behind!Luckily i was still waiting for the train so i was able to dash back and recover it!

[Riot Doll]

I now have a checklist that we 'go through', before a gentleman leaves the premises, i.e. 'coat, keys, phone, bag, wallet, work ID, glasses, train ticket/oyster card', I also insist on double-checking the bathroom!

[ForrestGump]

I now have a checklist that we 'go through', before a gentleman leaves the premises, i.e. 'coat, keys, phone, bag, wallet, work ID, glasses, train ticket/oyster card', I also insist on double-checking the bathroom!

Riot Doll, it must seem like you're packing the kids up ready to go off to school 

[Riot Doll]

Riot Doll, it must seem like you're packing the kids up ready to go off to school 

It sure does, but I'd rather that than having to meet them outside of my working hours to hand over their belongings! My most memorable 'incident' was when the client walked out with my laptop bag (filled with condoms, stockings and wet wipes) instead of his own...

[webpunter]

Phew that was close!
Not as close however, as my one...

+1 ! [i do like it when a thread goes a bit 'sideways'.  One of the great aspects of UKP]. 
Funny thing is that the thread made me think of the 'opposite' scenario.  Hadn't remembered this for ages.  Least it made me smile.  And reminded me not to fuck up in the future..

[cunnyhunt]

I had a prossie for hotel outcall leave a shit in the bath when she left, I called her and asked why. she laughed and said explain it to room service, I said no problem I would leave her second handbag with her ID in which she had left behind next to it.

She cleaned it up when she came back.

I was surprised she did not try extra for "hardsports"

[MancSean]

Worst thing I have left was my wedding ring when I was married at Stratford sauna in the locker. Only realised about 5 hours later couldn't be arsed to go back for it.
Mrs was cool told her I been playing with it and lost it.
First time I went to Moscow I took a WG back to my hotel. After she left I noticed she left her passport wallet and the money I paid her. About an hour later she calked to say she was in the lobby and could I bring her stuff down which I did. Next morning I woke up only to find her make up bag in the bathroom - it was huge and full of expensive stuff. I didn't know what to do with it but in the end took it to the lobby and left it on a chair

[da40]

Unknowingly left a watch that my mother had given me at a wg's flat. First I knew was when she tweeted ' I've got a new watch' .
Made arrangements, over the phone, to pick it up first thing the following morning on the way to my place of work.  A shame she is no longer working.

[CBPaul]

I've never left anything at the venue, but then again I don't take anything I really don't need, normally only have wallet (emptied of most cards), punting phone and car keys.

Two close calls come from leaving stuff in the car, one list of names, numbers and locations for plans b, c and d. Found that the next day in the door bin of the car. and once didn't check the car over after a sesh on the back seat and spotted an empty condom wrapper on the parcel shelf the next day. Pretty visible and car was parked in the road so fuck alone knows who else spotted it.