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Offline filthyscotslover

So im new to site. Some class threads on here ( The stinkiest pussy one lol ). Iv not punted in 20 years but now is the time to give it another whirl. Last time i punted was at The Furlongs flats in Hamilton. Got the number on the back pages of the daily sport. Changed days now. Iv had a look at the south and north Lanarkshire pages on AW though its slim pickings. Anyone on the forum from this area with any hidden gems iv missed somewhere?. Il branch out into Glasgow sooner or later as there is a bigger selection. Would love to experience an FKK club in Germany at some point too

Offline oddson1970

My advice is to go with a well reviewed glasgow SP rather than going for some local, unknown quantity.l don't have any knowledge of any of the lanarkshire  girls so l can't help you there l'm afraid but glasgow is only a bus ride away and despite what some say,there are some good uns out there  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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I'd agree with oddson. If there were any 'hidden gems', someone would have spotted them by now and we'd all know about it.

If you're getting back in the saddle, a well-reviewed Glasgow SP is definitely the way to go.

Looking forward to seeing your review(s)  :thumbsup:


Offline NicAndrew

Although I haven't been 'SFG' has been well reviewed  :)

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Although I haven't been 'SFG' has been well reviewed  :)

Link? Hint?  Anything.....?

Offline andymars19

Think he's meaning SexyFrenchGirl?   That would be some way to get back into it...  :lol:

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Think he's meaning SexyFrenchGirl?   That would be some way to get back into it...  :lol:

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I was assuming he meant someone in Lanarkshire since that's what the question was :dash:

Offline NicAndrew

Link? Hint?  Anything.....?
Prince Larry reviewed her on  29th June and Slaveofnature commented that SFG is becoming a rite of passage for Scottish based punters. If you type in SFG to the search facility and select Scotland, then her reviews are visible for reading. If the OP is interested in re-entering the punting scene then she's a positively well reviewed SP and dependent on his tastes I'm certain that she would provide a service to suit. :)

Offline NicAndrew

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I was assuming he meant someone in Lanarkshire since that's what the question was :dash:
Replies #1 and 2 advised the OP to seek the services of a reliable Glasgow based SP and that's how I read the thread developing. SFG is based in Glasgow.

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Sexy French girl might be a bit full on for some.
She’s also significantly older than her stated age.
If it’s Glasgow (which is probably wise) then I would recommend Katie from GEA to get back in the saddle.

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If you type in SFG to the search facility and select Scotland, then her reviews are visible for reading.

Gee thanks. Can you also explain how the internet works and maybe what the meaning of life is?  :rose:

If it’s Glasgow (which is probably wise) then I would recommend Katie from GEA to get back in the saddle.

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Offline Clattypats

So im new to site. Some class threads on here ( The stinkiest pussy one lol ). Iv not punted in 20 years but now is the time to give it another whirl. Last time i punted was at The Furlongs flats in Hamilton. Got the number on the back pages of the daily sport. Changed days now. Iv had a look at the south and north Lanarkshire pages on AW though its slim pickings. Anyone on the forum from this area with any hidden gems iv missed somewhere?. Il branch out into Glasgow sooner or later as there is a bigger selection. Would love to experience an FKK club in Germany at some point too
You may have more luck if you state some of your preferences, if you have any - Age, size, services you are after etc...  :hi:

Offline filthyscotslover

I have a thing for pale skinned redheads but i know thats a small pool to choose from. Not a fan of big saggy boobs. Just want someone to ride the life out of me and whos fucking filthy. The woman who you have to walk up a lot of stairs to get to ( Layla i think? ) sounded class going by all your reviews. I cant be digging around AW enough cause iv never stumbled on that sexy frenchgirl before and she looks right up my street. Nearly 4k reviews. Just goes to show that if you offer a cheaper rate than most, you will probably earn far more. Clever lady

Offline filthyscotslover

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I was assuming he meant someone in Lanarkshire since that's what the question was :dash:


Not asking for exact address or anything silly but how close is she to the station?. Il phone her and try arrange tomorrow at some point

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I have a thing for pale skinned redheads but i know thats a small pool to choose from.

Same here. I'll let you know if I ever find one worth knowing about (20 years, still looking....)

Offline filthyscotslover

I dated one for a year when we were both 18 and she was very inexperienced. Just something about the pale skin. I love Ella Hughes. I think its something to do with when growing up, we had page 3 etc and the majority of the girls were tanned. It was rare to see pale skinned girls and when you did, it kinda felt more amateur/real. Anyway, time i finished with her she was no longer inexperienced. Teabagged, ass fucked with dildo in her pussy, sucked my cock in front of her pal. I even got her to go throw on her mums sexy underwear one time. Good times man. 15 years with the miss and its totally dried out. Probably something a lot of cunts on here fully understand. I own a porn tube which doesnt help as your working with porn everyday and getting nada at home. Time to get filthy

Offline hogy75

I have a thing for pale skinned redheads but i know thats a small pool to choose from. Not a fan of big saggy boobs. Just want someone to ride the life out of me and whos fucking filthy. The woman who you have to walk up a lot of stairs to get to ( Layla i think? ) sounded class going by all your reviews. I cant be digging around AW enough cause iv never stumbled on that sexy frenchgirl before and she looks right up my street. Nearly 4k reviews. Just goes to show that if you offer a cheaper rate than most, you will probably earn far more. Clever lady

Money well spent on Layla if you have been out for a while and you can not go wrong with her, an hour will fly by and she does not mind putting the work in too or even bonnie i think someone has linked her in here too, best to play it safe and have a good time since you have been out a while buddy and any one of them will put a smile on your face and you will leave a happy man.

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Money well spent on Layla if you have been out for a while and you can not go wrong with her, an hour will fly by and she does not mind putting the work in too or even bonnie i think someone has linked her in here too, best to play it safe and have a good time since you have been out a while buddy and any one of them will put a smile on your face and you will leave a happy man.

SFG and Layla are at the 'extreme' end of Scottish punting. I guess their suitabilitly depends on how you'd like to go about dipping your toe back in the water; it certainly won't be gentle.



Offline hogy75

SFG and Layla are at the 'extreme' end of Scottish punting. I guess their suitabilitly depends on how you'd like to go about dipping your toe back in the water; it certainly won't be gentle.

True that buddy,  but I would rather be throwing in the deep end sink or swim lol than be skanked £150 or £100 or whatever it may be to be rolled out  40 mins later from a shit punt saying why did I even bother coming back, but each to their own am sure if he has read the reviews he knows what to expect she is not for the faint-hearted but you will leave with a smile one way or another lol.

Offline willie loman

with respect how difficult is it to get in to glasgow? i grew up in the st where they make tunnocks. its like an east coast punter complaining about the lack of  decent hookers in Dalkeith.

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with respect how difficult is it to get in to glasgow? i grew up in the st where they make tunnocks. its like an east coast punter complaining about the lack of  decent hookers in Dalkeith.

I don't see anyone complaining  :unknown: 

Are you just starting an argument with yourself for entertainment?

Offline Falkirk GND

Same here. I'll let you know if I ever find one worth knowing about (20 years, still looking....)

I’ve found two in my punting career of nearly 30 years, both students in Edinburgh. 

One was a Finnish student who was around for a year or so maybe 10 years ago. 

The other was in Marchmont about 5 years ago - wee maths student - very very nice. Had a wee session in which she was my puppy - tail in, nuzzling my crotch, licking my balls etc. Saw her a few times, including once when the polis knocked on the door and left a card when we ignored them. We’re on a safety visit to maker sure she was ok after the health centre referred them. Doubt that, but that was what she told me a few days after the punt.

Unfortunately can’t remember either of their names, and they’re long long gone.
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Offline willie loman

I don't see anyone complaining  :unknown: 

Are you just starting an argument with yourself for entertainment?

just baffled that he talks about maybe branching out into glasgow, you could even walk there.

Offline filthyscotslover

with respect how difficult is it to get in to glasgow? i grew up in the st where they make tunnocks. its like an east coast punter complaining about the lack of  decent hookers in Dalkeith.

I worked half a shift in Tunnocks then walked. Decent area that though. I grew up in a shithole 5 mins away from Accies football stadium

Offline filthyscotslover

just baffled that he talks about maybe branching out into glasgow, you could even walk there.

Well in my head i thought id do anyone worthwhile in Lanarkshire then move onto Glasgow and do the same. 2 separate areas is all i meant

Offline irishdick



Not asking for exact address or anything silly but how close is she to the station?. Il phone her and try arrange tomorrow at some point
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She works walking distance from Crosshill Station

Offline willie loman

I worked half a shift in Tunnocks then walked. Decent area that though. I grew up in a shithole 5 mins away from Accies football stadium

you might have met my aunt!

Offline willie loman

Well in my head i thought id do anyone worthwhile in Lanarkshire then move onto Glasgow and do the same. 2 separate areas is all i meant

no problem.

Offline filthyscotslover

you might have met my aunt!

Lol well im a child of the 80s as i was born in 81. Did you stay local or get to hell away from here?

Online Problem Child

I worked half a shift in Tunnocks then walked. Decent area that though. I grew up in a shithole 5 mins away from Accies football stadium

Fucking hell, we probably went to the same school…

If you’re around a lot of porn then I can heartily recommend Carmen.

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Her description of a “GFE, but with a girl who watched too much porn” is pretty much spot on  :thumbsup:

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One was a Finnish student who was around for a year or so maybe 10 years ago. 

I remember her. Only managed to see her once. Beautiful woman but her performance didn't quite come up to scratch (then again, maybe expectations were too high).

Offline filthyscotslover

Fucking hell, we probably went to the same school…

If you’re around a lot of porn then I can heartily recommend Carmen.

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Her description of a “GFE, but with a girl who watched too much porn” is pretty much spot on  :thumbsup:

Cheers mate il have a swatch. Yeah i know we like to keep some anonymity on here but i went to the mighty Hamiton Grammar

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Cheers mate il have a swatch. Yeah i know we like to keep some anonymity on here but i went to the mighty Hamiton Grammar

Different schools then and and I just noticed I’m a bit older, but if you’ve got a big brother there’s a good chance I fought him at some point.
Scotland in general is a fucking cesspit.   :lol:

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with respect how difficult is it to get in to glasgow? i grew up in the st where they make tunnocks. its like an east coast punter complaining about the lack of  decent hookers in Dalkeith.

Ha! Just noticed this too, I was lifted on that street when I was a kid. Fucking bastards battered me too  :angry:

Offline willie loman

Lol well im a child of the 80s as i was born in 81. Did you stay local or get to hell away from here?

am 64, left over 40 years ago,

Offline willie loman

Cheers mate il have a swatch. Yeah i know we like to keep some anonymity on here but i went to the mighty Hamiton Grammar

was going to ask you for a joke, what school you went to, it means something different in the west! but we went to different schools

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was going to ask you for a joke, what school you went to, it means something different in the west! but we went to different schools

You probably fought his da’ at some point then..
Small wolrld.

Offline filthyscotslover

You probably fought his da’ at some point then..
Small wolrld.

Maybe even got pissed or high with him.

Online Problem Child

Maybe even got pissed or high with him.

Hopefully when they got older and realised the stupidity of fighting cunts just coz they come from a different shit-hole than you  :lol:

Thankfully I realised this just  soon enough before it fucked my life.
I still get pissed and high with cunts that went to the grammar. Weirdly more of them than went to my actual school.

Offline filthyscotslover

Hopefully when they got older and realised the stupidity of fighting cunts just coz they come from a different shit-hole than you  :lol:

Thankfully I realised this just  soon enough before it fucked my life.
I still get pissed and high with cunts that went to the grammar. Weirdly more of them than went to my actual school.

We got into a few scraps with the scheme next to us but nothing too serious though. If i was going outside my scheme i always had a knife stashed on me. Fucking stupid thinking of it now. How much older than me are you?

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We got into a few scraps with the scheme next to us but nothing too serious though. If i was going outside my scheme i always had a knife stashed on me. Fucking stupid thinking of it now. How much older than me are you?


A good bit older . Nearly ten years so all the guys I know from the grammar would’ve been long gone by the time you went. Left that neck of the woods about 30 years ago.
Pretty much only time I go there is the very occasional trip to the racing, but it’s been years since I’ve even done that.

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Online Problem Child

Aye , wondered waaaay off topic.

Let’s get back on..
OP, if you book SFG you’ll probably find she’ll be penetrating you , much more than you her. Fuck all wrong with that in my book, but just be warned..
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Offline filthyscotslover

Aye , wondered waaaay off topic.

Let’s get back on..
OP, if you book SFG you’ll probably find she’ll be penetrating you , much more than you her. Fuck all wrong with that in my book, but just be warned..

Yeah it would be worse if you had no idea it was coming haha

Offline RoyalD

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I’d suggest Lingam by Erika. She has loads of reviews and she is a good safe pair of hands to get back in the saddle with.

Jump on the train to Argyle street station. She is a 5 minute walk from there.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2021, 11:42:37 pm by RoyalD »

Offline 1980Tam

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I’d suggest Lingam by Erika. She has loads of reviews and she is a good safe pair of hands to get back in the saddle with.


If she picked up the phone

« Last Edit: July 15, 2021, 05:17:20 am by 1980Tam »

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I’d suggest Lingam by Erika. She has loads of reviews and she is a good safe pair of hands to get back in the saddle with.

Jump on the train to Argyle street station. She is a 5 minute walk from there.

Well, you've had 6 months to write a review of her or anyone else. TIme to start sharing your experiences?