Her Shower Time

[Gordon Bennett]

I know the question of us getting a shower at theirs beforehand and is it "on the clock" has been done to death on here but.....
What about her arriving at yours for an outcall? Is it same logic (ie it's all a bit fuzzy and variable) or do you consider it's more clear cut and she needs to arrive and then get showered, changed and spruced up and THEN the clock starts?
I've never received an outcall but I'd still be curious to hear thoughts on outcall "shower time etiquette" or any stories of controversy or piss-taking in terms of ladies getting ready when they've visited you.
Of course, I'm assuming the gentleman has already completed the 3Ss of shit/shave/shower in advance of her arrival...

[Billy no mates]

I know the question of us getting a shower at theirs beforehand and is it "on the clock" has been done to death on here but.....
What about her arriving at yours for an outcall? Is it same logic (ie it's all a bit fuzzy and variable) or do you consider it's more clear cut and she needs to arrive and then get showered, changed and spruced up and THEN the clock starts?
I've never received an outcall but I'd still be curious to hear thoughts on outcall "shower time etiquette" or any stories of controversy or piss-taking in terms of ladies getting ready when they've visited you.
Of course, I'm assuming the gentleman has already completed the 3Ss of shit/shave/shower in advance of her arrival...

I find, generally outcalls (to my home) are less about the ‘time’. What I mean is they come, we have a good time they leave, very rarely is it ‘timed’, I guess that’s because there isn’t another guy waiting outside.

I have watched girls take showers, and joined them in the shower, and never really felt the concept of ‘time’ during an outcall.

[Jerk Chicken]

Have had quite a few outcalls and whilst most SPs appear to be coming straight from home so already showered etc the ones that haven’t and requested a pre fuck shower this has never come out of the punt time.

Have yet to receive an Outcall where the SP clock watched.

[Al R]

As mentioned I’ve found timings are usually more relaxed but as far as I’m concerned the wg is welcome to use the shower / bathroom but the booking time doesn’t start until she’s ready

[Marmalade]

I might not be bothered about whether they've showered in which case I tell them so and add "but our half hour starts when you're showered and ready, ok?"

In brothels it's less of a problem as they usually are at least showered, but same routine if they claim they need one. I don't mind two minutes, same as the two minutes needed to stash her cash in her pimp's buttock cheeks or next to his/her coke stash; if however she she gives me a less-trustable vibe, then simply say "as long as it's not more than two minutes"  (rolling the eyes in 'gentlemanly' fashion). Dun deel. 

[tesla]

I have had a few outcall , none of the escorts have ever requested a pre session shower and only one has had a post session shower, which was in her time.

[Gordon Bennett]

Interesting replies. Seems the whole vibe is more relaxed and far less likely to generate any quibbling about showering doesn't it?

[misterx]

Interesting replies. Seems the whole vibe is more relaxed and far less likely to generate any quibbling about showering doesn't it?

For me nine times out of ten are very relaxed.

There was one time where this girl had to leave early as she had only paid for two-hour parking. Needless to say she hasn’t been invited back.

I have joined WGs for post-match shower which was always fun. Most don’t shower afterwards, which I find quite hot, especially with WGs that you know their husbands/partners are waiting at home!

[HarryZZ]

I might be worried if she started running a bath and got her loofah, rubber ducks and a bag full of organic chemicals out, but how long are you expecting her to be in the shower?

When I've punted in other countries the SP has always come to me and showered at my hotel and they've usually asked me to join them, I mentioned it once and they said it was so we both know we're nice and fresh. If you're worried about a couple of minutes I'd suggest you joined them in the shower.

[Analist]

I can't recall an outcall asking for a shower. Often they ask to use the bathroom for a freshening up. Only a few minutes so I'm not fussed but if they did want a shower I'd make sure the clock wasn't running.
Afterwards, I always offer a shower but they rarely take it up. Prefer to rush home I guess even if they're smelling of sex.

[Marmalade]

I can't recall an outcall asking for a shower. Often they ask to use the bathroom for a freshening up.

Meaning, a wee and a wet wipe...

Afterwards, I always offer a shower but they rarely take it up. Prefer to rush home I guess even if they're smelling of sex.

...or smell of durex / strawberry lube. I suspect they have to work up a slight bit of interest to smell of sex, which of course many of them consider “unprofessional”. I think the “rushing home” bit is usually part of the fantasy. Unless it’s a dusty phone job she’ll usually try to book appointments with google-estimated travel time in between.

The one time I can remember a slightly frustrating “bathroom time” was a regular who wanted to “get changed” into some daft outfit as a treat. Maybe ok if you were into it or had requested it but otherwise the kettle definitely goes off the boil. There was no charge for it though.

Of course, if she’s a right slag (Derby outcall comes to mind) she maybe wants to luxuriate in hotel toiletries for five or ten rather than cold water in her shared squat or whatever palatial residence she’s used to.