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External Link/Members OnlyCost: £160 for one hour. Note this has a limit of coming twice.
Comms: Phoned up on the day and swiftly arranged a punt in a few hours time. Got a very detailed text message about available services (including DFK), and what was extra. Also got a message about how to avoid the concierge in the block of flats she works from.
Venue: Studio flat in a massive new-build block between South Quay and Heron Quays DLR stations. All modern and excellent for punting in - there must be thousands of people going in and out of that block every day.
Looks: Her profile photos are accurate and show exactly what you're going to get. Stated age of 25 is probably shaving off a few years, but I'd be surprised if she wasn't under 30.
Figure: A little bit tubbier in real life than I was expecting. Tits are fake but very well done - only noticed the surgery scars because I got her to sit on my face. Pleasingly firm arse to get to grips with.
Services: All there as advertised, apart from DFK, but delivered in a very perfunctory manner. You couldn't really class this as a GFE unless your girlfriend was in a mood and chose to shag in a passive-aggressive manner. The thing that has turned this from neutral to negative is that just as I penetrated her for the first time her phone went off, and she spent 15 seconds firing off a message whilst I was pumping away. It's not exactly great customer service...
Would I return: My previous Thai punt this year is cheaper, offers more services and has a much better attitude. There's no chance I'm coming back.