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East England / Oriental Jade Spa Ipswich
« by DeadFox on April 03, 2024, 09:18:23 am »https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/oriental-jade-spa-ipswich/1476497259
The worst experience I've ever had in massage parlor.
Ip2 area of Ipswich. I was ushered into a small cubical by an odd looking Chinese girl. She clearly wasn't into the situation and advised me that she spoke no English. She stood there while I undressed and proceeded to take the first of many phone calls.
She then started with a poorly executed prostitute massage for a few minutes. Then she took another phone call from someone else in the business. She then stepped outside the room and had a converstation in Chinese. She returned a few minutes later and continued with her prostitute massage.
Another phone call and a few texts later and she left the room for anoher punter who wanted four hands. There was a bit of a buzz arounf this guy, I assume a big spender who had turned up without an appointment. Of course we can fit you in said the madame.
Another girl entered the room and started to massage me in the same place the prositute had gone over. Shit massage and her phone didn't stop buzzing on the side. Contast ringing at the front door all the way through.
She then took a phone call and left. A few minutes later the madame came in the room and asked me to turn over. She then asked if I wanted happy ending. Foolishly I agree and paid an additional £20.
She proceeded with a very rushed HR, I asked her to slow down but apperently they were busy and needed to bench for the punter waiting outside.
When I left, I was shocked after looking at my watch then I had been in there for 35 minutes.
I had paid £50 for an hour.
Litterally the worst service ever.
The worst experience I've ever had in massage parlor.
Ip2 area of Ipswich. I was ushered into a small cubical by an odd looking Chinese girl. She clearly wasn't into the situation and advised me that she spoke no English. She stood there while I undressed and proceeded to take the first of many phone calls.
She then started with a poorly executed prostitute massage for a few minutes. Then she took another phone call from someone else in the business. She then stepped outside the room and had a converstation in Chinese. She returned a few minutes later and continued with her prostitute massage.
Another phone call and a few texts later and she left the room for anoher punter who wanted four hands. There was a bit of a buzz arounf this guy, I assume a big spender who had turned up without an appointment. Of course we can fit you in said the madame.
Another girl entered the room and started to massage me in the same place the prositute had gone over. Shit massage and her phone didn't stop buzzing on the side. Contast ringing at the front door all the way through.
She then took a phone call and left. A few minutes later the madame came in the room and asked me to turn over. She then asked if I wanted happy ending. Foolishly I agree and paid an additional £20.
She proceeded with a very rushed HR, I asked her to slow down but apperently they were busy and needed to bench for the punter waiting outside.
When I left, I was shocked after looking at my watch then I had been in there for 35 minutes.
I had paid £50 for an hour.
Litterally the worst service ever.