So fast fwd a few days and undaunted and still very curious I decide to WhatsApp the main girl to see what happens and if I can resurrect my original intended punt. I get no reply from 'Come 2 Enjoy / Early Bird 2' over several hours and I decide to leave it.
The next day I review my HL and there's a second Brazilian girl who also looks stunning. Also in Canary Wharf.
Sara :
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She also happens to be listed on
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I decide to WhatsApp her and lo and behold (and very confusingly) her WhatsApp profile pic is of 'Come 2 Enjoy / Early Bird 2' who I'd wanted to see in the first place / failed spectacularly to do so. Not Sara from the AW profile I was trying to book. Dead giveaway - it was also a WhatsApp Business Profile so clearly Sergey/Sergio's.
The address I am supplied is exactly the same apartment block I'd been given at the start of this process for my very first, initial booking the week prior.
I decide to go through with it and get to Canary Wharf and I meet Sara and...hmmm. It might have been her but wasn't sure. The profile showed zero tattoos and she had several.
She was a bit underwhelming compared to the profile. She's in a £10 fast-fashion figure hugging dress and she's not bad at all, but...
The £100 for 30 mins (incl DFK / OWO) became £120 ('ees estra baby'). It all felt immediately very transactional and cheap as we tried to negotiate the deal.
She mentioned she had a flatmate and for a split-second I thought "oh, my original girl, the Kim Kardashian/Maya Jama lookalike might walk in the room" but then a pig-in-lipstick with blonde hair came in the room and dashed my hopes of a mega-threesome.
I walked....Hit up a Plan B (more of which later).
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