Author Topic: What's the most memorable thing a WG has ever said to you? (Read 7332 times)

tantraman · « **on:** March 17, 2018, 09:55:32 pm »

Chaps

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Of all the WGs I've fucked to date, the words of ariel sexy thai girl keep repeating in my head.

After our session, during which she'd rimmed me to near-death, I was winding down with Ariel during an ‘assisted’ shower. I'll never forget her poetic words: “Turn, Baby. I need to wash your asshole, because I sucked it out!”

I'd never heard those wondrous words said together before, and doubt I'll ever hear them again. What's the most memorable thing a WG has ever said to you?

Bogof60 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2018, 10:29:27 pm »

Do you go on the forums
There is a now defunct forum and one called UKP try them

Moby Dick · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2018, 10:43:27 pm »

Dunno, can't remember.
Now if she said something like, don't bother paying this one is on me, then I would've remembered.

Azucar D Artagnan · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2018, 10:47:23 pm »

Quote from: tantraman on March 17, 2018, 09:55:32 pm

Chaps ,

Of all the WGs I've fucked to date, the words of ariel sexy thai girl keep repeating in my head.

After our session, during which she'd rimmed me to near-death, I was winding down with Ariel during an ‘assisted’ shower. I'll never forget her poetic words: “Turn, Baby. I need to wash your asshole, because I sucked it out!”

Think you will be taking that one to the grave with you !!!

S.X. MacHine · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2018, 11:42:24 pm »

On opening the door to me, a WG I'd not seen before said: 'You are handsome man..'
Form Argentina. Very perceptive...

boardyhell · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2018, 12:10:32 am »

you dirty cunt ,you have your cock right up my arse,dirty woman that one
and she demanded that i cum in her arse

RAJEC · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2018, 12:14:18 am »

“It just massage baby”...

...As she tried to rub my bare cock on her bare pussy while conducting b 2 b after the turn over

Pushed her off, rubbered up and smashed her back doors in.

myothernameis · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2018, 12:18:41 am »

This makes me sad, a school mate passed away, two years ago, and the escort I was seeing also went to the same school, and we both knew the person, and we both shed tears, as we talked about him

Now this escort had no way of knowing, two years later, it would be her I would be talking about, as she suffered a heart attack, and dropped dead, just after heading to work

king tarzan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2018, 11:57:24 am »

1 ultra beautiful sexy lady said to me years ago on my second visit to her in her sexy south american accent telling me

"That I am a nice man, go and find a woman and not to come to places like these.. you don't need to be coming here"

(99% along those lines as obviously I can't remember word for word)

Littlefoot · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2018, 12:50:51 pm »

Had one very tiny polish lady. On entry I took up the offer of a shower, she apologised as the bathroom lights were out of action. Did all I wanted with her, then just having a winding down relaxing massage and bit of chit chat when she started moaning about her small chest. (They were very tiny). I reassured her I prefer little titties. As I was getting dressed she said "can you fix my boobs?" I was confused, but told her I'm certainly no surgeon! Again she said "no, can you fix my boobs?" She repeated it 3 or 4 times, until I got it! She was asking me if I could fix her bulbs!

Another black lady I was shagging screamed at me "GO ON, FUCK THAT DIRTY, TIGHT, BLACK CUNT" needless to say I didn't last long after that!

streetstroler · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2018, 01:20:54 pm »

After a good hard fuck, 'you've been neglected '.

mrpeterman · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2018, 02:27:32 pm »

Fucking a black bird, many moons ago, “shoot that spunk, shoot it.....” etc.

Well naturally I shot it all over her face and she was “”it looks nice in my face?” To which I replied yes it does and this is the killer “well remember it and have a wank on me”

And I have on many occasions recalling it

BarryProudfoot · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2018, 02:42:35 pm »

Quote from: king tarzan on March 18, 2018, 11:57:24 am

1 ultra beautiful sexy lady said to me years ago on my second visit to her in her sexy south american accent telling me

Quote
"That I am a nice man, go and find a woman and not to come to places like these.. you don't need to be coming here"

(99% along those lines as obviously I can't remember word for word)

What did you think when she said this?

Dipper · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2018, 03:05:55 pm »

Quote from: tantraman on March 17, 2018, 09:55:32 pm

Chaps ,

Of all the WGs I've fucked to date, the words of ariel sexy thai girl keep repeating in my head.

After our session, during which she'd rimmed me to near-death, I was winding down with Ariel during an ‘assisted’ shower. I'll never forget her poetic words: “Turn, Baby. I need to wash your asshole, because I sucked it out!”

I'd never heard those wondrous words said together before, and doubt I'll ever hear them again. What's the most memorable thing a WG has ever said to you?

That’s a blinder.

Dipper · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2018, 03:09:32 pm »

Quite a few... but one that sticks in mind during a rub and tug when I realised i wanted her naked and to eat her pussy... was “give me the extra next time..” which was a tenner. I decided to pay the extra on the day Anyway, such was the quality of service.

tangledupinblue · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2018, 03:46:42 pm »

“Scuse me your £10 light”

Baldy · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2018, 04:12:44 pm »

I should be paying you .

Rotherhampunter · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2018, 04:35:47 pm »

Fucking a girl a couple of months back, she has small tits and said “Fuck, takes a lot to make those bounce” when I was in the middle of fucking her.

pokenn · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2018, 05:25:26 pm »

Quote from: Rotherhampunter on March 18, 2018, 04:35:47 pm

Fucking a girl a couple of months back, she has small tits and said “Fuck, takes a lot to make those bounce” when I was in the middle of fucking her.

That's my favourite

Sinz · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2018, 06:47:07 pm »

The WG asked if used any punting sites and if I have heard of UKP.

I said I was familiar with it and have checked reviews on it.

She replied saying she hates couple of members on here particularly Sinz, why the hell does he put pics up.

I said, I know right weirdo.

Kingy28 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2018, 06:52:00 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on March 18, 2018, 06:47:07 pm

The WG asked if used any punting sites and if I have heard of UKP.

I said I was familiar with it and have checked reviews on it.

She replied saying she hates couple of members on here particularly Sinz, why the hell does he put pics up.

I said, I know right weirdo.

DrConners · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2018, 06:53:09 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on March 18, 2018, 06:47:07 pm

The WG asked if used any punting sites and if I have heard of UKP.

I said I was familiar with it and have checked reviews on it.

She replied saying she hates couple of members on here particularly Sinz, why the hell does he put pics up.

I said, I know right weirdo.

And that's my favourite - So far

Davey Dykes · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2018, 07:01:06 pm »

Quote from: Baldy on March 18, 2018, 04:12:44 pm

I should be paying you .

Had this one a few times whilst giving RO. Certainly wasn't when Little Davey was doing his best to fill them up.

myothernameis · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2018, 08:12:03 pm »

Quote from: Sinz on March 18, 2018, 06:47:07 pm

The WG asked if used any punting sites and if I have heard of UKP.

I said I was familiar with it and have checked reviews on it.

She replied saying she hates couple of members on here particularly Sinz, why the hell does he put pics up.

I said, I know right weirdo.

The next punter that gets asked this, will reply, yeh know of Sinz; and talking to the escort, you have already met him, and he now has posted this on ukp

Gangel · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2018, 08:21:46 pm »

"Good, your not too big"

oligo333 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2018, 08:27:57 pm »

During the cool down period after the main event she all of a sudden says "You've got nice teeth..."

I know WGs prob have to endure all kinds of dental and oral horror but just seemed a bit strange and out of the blue at the time...

threechilliman · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2018, 08:48:25 pm »

Two that spring to mind.

'You're a good looking guy for your age, I bet you were drop dead gorgeous when you were younger'. Sadly, back in the day, the girls, for some inexplicable reason, failed to notice this....

'D'you want to join me and my BF for a threesome, no charge?' 'Go on then.....'. She weren't kidding either.

albedo39 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 18, 2018, 08:56:46 pm »

One one telephone call and in a lot of profiles my heart sinks when I hear/see the words "you will not be dissapointed" - invariably means that significant dissapointment is looming!

Except experience has taught me not to persue.

WKD123 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2018, 09:56:17 pm »

"You are the biggest I've had this week".... which means that a lot of weenies had been there before, because I am definitely average. Mind you same girl said "I should be paying you" after a prolonged session of me exploring every inch of her delightful bod so I think she just likes to flatter every punter. My usual reply is "I bet you say that to all the boys"

Funny enough, KT posted a review on the same girl that week..

Also bantered with a lovely northern lass - "Are we fucking?" "Are you asking?" "I'm asking" "We're fucking" - you had to be there.

Littlefoot · « **Reply #29 on:** March 18, 2018, 10:14:17 pm »

I will always remember this one, went for a massage at a well documented and popular provider. Gets in the room, pay her, strip off... Then I lie on the table face down. She approaches me and says "oh, you have a hump on your back" no one has ever said that before or after. I admired her honesty!

Fergal · « **Reply #30 on:** March 19, 2018, 09:37:17 am »

Quite simply... my first ever time with a WG, when after massaging my back she turned me over, saw that my cock had hardened was standing proudly to attention in anticipation of her grasp, bobbing from side. The girl glanced down at my big boner and said “Oooohhhh”

nigel4498 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 19, 2018, 04:21:00 pm »

"I'd love you to meet my mother, you're just what she's looking for."

threechilliman · « **Reply #32 on:** March 19, 2018, 05:09:34 pm »

Quote from: nigel4498 on March 19, 2018, 04:21:00 pm

"I'd love you to meet my mother, you're just what she's looking for."

Coffee on keyboard moment!

bhudda · « **Reply #33 on:** March 19, 2018, 05:21:32 pm »

Got a message as follows from a regular at the time...

A punter booked me for an outcall and paid for a hotel for us to meet in ... but he only wanted an hour so ive now got the room to myself. Do you want to come over for the evening and give me maybe £80 ?

I accepted the invitation and spent 3 very naughty hours with her ...

Derrick101 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 19, 2018, 05:38:51 pm »

After paying the extra £20 for Anal, At the reveal, she said " There is no way that's going in may arse !!", and handed the £20 back !

willie loman · « **Reply #35 on:** March 19, 2018, 06:06:53 pm »

After the deed, a girl said, "my fanny is fucking throbbing".

Jay-Jay · « **Reply #36 on:** March 19, 2018, 06:34:50 pm »

Post sex the lass commented," Awww, you've got a lovely little cock.....you should see some of the horrors I have to deal with ! "

Jay

threechilliman · « **Reply #37 on:** March 19, 2018, 06:36:41 pm »

Quote from: Jay-Jay on March 19, 2018, 06:34:50 pm

Post sex the lass commented," Awww, you've got a lovely little cock.....you should see some of the horrors I have to deal with ! "

Jay

I've had something similar

123eee123 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 19, 2018, 07:58:52 pm »

I remember standing in front of the SP.
She slid my boxers down and said “Ahhh porn cock”

Trotter671 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 19, 2018, 08:25:58 pm »

"I'm going to have fun with that!" - a hot Polish girl called Lexy Snow (shared apartment with Amy AKA Pretty Blonde) a couple of years ago. Said this with my boner resting on her head after she whipped off my towel - I nearly popped there & then

Littlefoot · « **Reply #40 on:** March 19, 2018, 08:58:47 pm »

In a brothel and a size 8, 22 year old stunner was slowly riding my cock squat style for a good 5 - 10 mins until I shot my load. When I did she sat back on my thighs and said "I'm sorry" I was very puzzled, so I ask "sorry about what?" A cheeky little smile came on her face and she said "I've cum all over your balls" bet she's used that line a few times! Still nice to hear at the time though

Rabsie · « **Reply #41 on:** March 19, 2018, 09:04:51 pm »

Just after she had uncovered my pride and joy and is having a little play with it, she is obviously trying to come up with something complimentary to say about it. She came up with "that's a meaty cock"

I took it to mean nice and girthy and not fat

sunnyj · « **Reply #42 on:** March 19, 2018, 09:08:50 pm »

I was about to cum inside condom and asked the girl if can cum on her face. She told 20 extra and I looked at my wallet which was at other end of the room. She told you can pay afterwards. That was the only time I paid after getting the service.

Bogof60 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 19, 2018, 11:24:17 pm »

Quote from: Jay-Jay on March 19, 2018, 06:34:50 pm

Post sex the lass commented," Awww, you've got a lovely little cock.....you should see some of the horrors I have to deal with ! "

Jay

That made me giggle

Bogof60 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 19, 2018, 11:29:02 pm »

Thai brothel
Cute Thai bird grabbing hold of my cock and singing
I should be so lucky lucky lucky to the bellend
Very funny
Well made me laugh anyway

brandonpete · « **Reply #45 on:** March 19, 2018, 11:41:42 pm »

Brothel in Crewe...."smashing bloke,great sex....shit shag"...that's lived with me for 20 yrs...but the way I look at it is did I get what I wanted..the answer is yes!

fairfield · « **Reply #46 on:** March 20, 2018, 01:43:03 am »

Brothel in Liverpool, mid-fuck in mish the wg squirms out from under me shouting "I've come! I've come!" She opens the door and rushes out into the lounge shouting to the madam "I've come! I told you i could come." Then they get into some conversation i couldnt hear.
When she eventually returned - without any word of explanation, i felt so used that i couldnt get hard enough again for a finish myself.

Thankfully no wg has reached those heights with me before or since. Because i would dread hearing those words again - its my pleasure i'm paying for, not some random pro$$ies.

guymids-72 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 20, 2018, 06:20:42 am »

Same girl, same session -

1. "Another finger, I want you to stretch my cunt"
2. " Fuck me harder, I want you to be rough with me"

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #48 on:** March 20, 2018, 06:51:22 am »

I was at The Toucan in Manchester and was banging Nikki from behind when she suddenly shouted very loud "Fuck me all you need is a 'tache and you could be in porn films!"

I chuckled a bit.

myothernameis · « **Reply #49 on:** March 20, 2018, 06:59:44 am »

Quote from: Clitheroelad on March 20, 2018, 06:51:22 am

I was at The Toucan in Manchester and was banging Nikki from behind when she suddenly shouted very loud "Fuck me all you need is a 'tache and you could be in porn films!"

I chuckled a bit.

Years ago in one of the Glasgow massage parlours, the guy and girl in the cabin, hard at it, and me plus other girls watching tv in the lounge. The two of them were so noisy, we could hear, so one of the girls hit hard on the wall, shouting, can you keep the noise down, were trying to watch tv, which in turn we heard the girl shout to the guy, FUCK ME HARDER BIG GUY, we just laughed

And when the guy was heading out, we all gave him the thumbs up

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