Penelope Escort Kensington: Piss Poor Performance. Save your money

[Dicky]

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Penelope came to my attention based on the increased chatter around her on UKP. Her pics were beautiful and while she was expensive (my second most expensive punt in UK...the most expensive ever in UKhas been for 600/hr), I was very tempted.

Comms: Shit is the only word that comes to mind. For someone that doesnt have another job and has graduated from college and only has this as a vocation, her comms are inexcusable. No phone number: only contact is via email or AW messaging. Only heard 3 days after my mail about a booking date/time. She was in a hotel and would only give me room number if I mailed her from the lobby. So If you have a cheap burner non-smart phone, you wont be able to make it. To be fair comms when I messaged her 5 min before the punt were very good.

Location: a good hotel in Kensington. Small but functional room.

Looks: her pics look very good and she has a good 90% similarity to pics.  She is pretty in a girl next door way...not gorgeous. Her boobs are magnificient...large but non saggy owing to youth. Reminded me of Michell Johnson's boobs in the movie blame it on rio...(lol gives away my old age a bit?). Not gym toned but not fat. Curvy. Ass was nondescript..not round or peachy but not ugly either. Skin is very smooth. She was unshaved below and had a scraggly growth of pubic hair...more than a stubble. Boobs were absolutely the highlight. Facially I thought she was a bit plain and not as luscious as the pics suggest.

Service: handed over the 300, grabbed a quick shower and came out. She was wearing a dress which was very much on. Stood a metre or so away and started talking to me. Decent conversation (peppered with a lot of 'bitches' to describe general public) but not making any moves to be intimate. Finally I moved in and kissed her. Pliant enough but 0 enthusiasm for kissing. Pecks at best. No DFK, no passion. It was as if she was doing me a favour by letting me touch her lips for 300quid an hour.  I had a feeling this wasnt going well but thought maybe she will open up as the hour progressess. How wrong I was.

Positioned her towards the bed as we were still standing a feet apart and trying to kiss. As I lean in to kiss her, she sits down and starts....talking again. To be polite, I continued with the conversation expecting she would get down to business, but that wasnt abating. So I leaned in to kiss her again. She breaks off, starts talking! Finally I asked her to take off her dress, which she does and unleashes those magnificient puppies. She's quite proud of them and should be too but does an annoying shaking them as if they are talking to you. Fine. I am groping her tits and kissing and sucking them and I feel things picking up when she suddenly says 'be soft'. I wasnt aware I was being hard but ok. Got the 'be soft' warning two more times and I am reduced to breathing over her boobs. Try to kiss her but nothing more than pecks. No DFK happening.

The dress is finally off and I am offered her neck to kiss...while we're still sitting...she's keeping her hands to herself. My hands roam around and grope her butt which feels nice and soft. Am ready for some more action so I ask for 69.  Here comes the shocker....nuh-uh...'I dont do 69'. Fuck me sideways. Looking back now, this was the point I should have gotten up and asked for my money back and left. Like a mug however, I am too polite...plus I have a hard on from her boobs. So she goes down on me and I'm lying down with nothing to do.  She has a weird stare...as if someone told her to look at the client when blowing him off...she's staring at me unblinkingly and her mouth is twisted in a strange way which I later infer was due to her avoiding to have to touch my dick with her tongue. Bloody hell!   A half decent blow job which she interrupts to start talking about politics again...fuck me sideways!

I ask her if I can go down on her (considering some girls dont like 69 but are ok with oral)....'no I dont do that'.

So, so far, no DFK, no 69, no oral on her and a tongue-free owo on me.

I ask for a condom which is duly applied and she gets on me in cowgirl. This was good with her feeding me her boobs (with a 'be gentle' when I kissed her). Flipped her over into doggy, thumbed her anus at which she wriggled away, so pumped away, then she got into missionary and I am close to cumming. Tried to kiss her but she turns her head away offering me her ears and neck.  I cum copiously. Am offered some toilet paper to clean myself.

This is 35 min in.  Now she lies down aaway from me on her front so I cant touch her boobs and starts talking again.  I am thinking I must be a great conversationalist! Got random info about her flying business class all the time, hating men and hence trying to avoid emails as much as possible (its your fucking chosen profession, hun), her political views (appears a corbinista not that it matter) etc. i move close to her to cuddle and she moves a bit further back, still yakking away. i try to kiss her, get a closed mouth 'this is a last' type kiss. Finally relegated to stroking her back as she drones on.

I always go for a second pop but there seems to be no move or enthusiasm. Her hands are far away from me, body is drawn in. I know with her no-tongue owo I am not going to get hard, so I finally call it quits at the 45th minute, get up, dress and still talking, am shown out at the 50th minute.

A complete waste of 250 quid.  The service I got was reminiscent of a 50/30min Romanian prossie. 

To summarise:
Positives:
- pretty not not stunning/gorgeous
- world class boobs
-youth
 - great conversation...if I was at a dinner or drinks with her, I would not be bored

Negatives:
- no DFK
- no Oral on her, no 69
- oral without tongue
- no enthusiasm or move or reciprocation for round 2.
- Too much yapping as a deliberate timewasting tactic
- not worth the price paid.  For 300, one would expect impeccable service standards.  Her service was worthy of a £50 pump and dump. Atrocious.

Looking back I should have left when she was only pecking or when she refused 69. Let my little head dictate the meet. for 300 I expected her to provide DFK,69 and an enthusiastic round 2 which are standard at even 150/hr.
I dont know if she was put off on seeing me...I am far from an ugly git, not fat or obese and scrupulously clean..had a shower, no bad breath.  so its definitely shit attitude and service on her part trying to get away with doing the least possible for the most possible.

Would I repeat: No
Would I recommend: No. Save your hard earned cash and spend it on a good provider.

Ps: there has been talk of self harm.  I saw scratches on her hand but its not self harm for sure. I have seen similar scratches on hands of people that own cats...and her page does mention she has a cat.
 

Pps:she asked early on if I read reviews like auto-censored or UKP. I denied.  In retrospect maybe if I had said yeah am active on UKP, she might have been careful about not pulling a fast one on me.  I noticed her whingeing on twitter yday about some client complaining online...so it seems someone else got similarly shitty service as well (not sure where this other negative review was posted).

[finn5555]

Sorry you had a shit punt, sadly goes to show price does not guarantee quality

[Dicky]

Sorry you had a shit punt, sadly goes to show price does not guarantee quality

Yeah definitely not. This one is just trying to skim off money based off her looks and some buzz.

[CaptainRoscoe]

Thank you for saving me and others a load of cash. 

[finn5555]

Yeah definitely not. This one is just trying to skim off money based off her looks and some buzz.

What’s the betting she deletes her AW profile and reincarnates herself

[Dicky]

Thank you for saving me and others a load of cash. 

Cheers mate. needed to put this in asap as I had noticed quite a few of us had been planning to see her as an Xmas treat.

[Dicky]

What’s the betting she deletes her AW profile and reincarnates herself

I have a feeling she wont.  She is one of those super opinionated, men-are-bastards type girls...all this review will probably achieve is probably save some guys good money and her being even more defiant on twitter.  I can literally see her counting the crisp notes I handed her, mouthing 'sucker' to herself, after I left.

[finn5555]

What’s her twitter account name

[killerbees]

Thank you for the excellent and very detailed review which now casts a new light on this SP.
Sorry that you had a disaster of a punt, although on the flip side this has saved me and perhaps other tempted punters 300 sovereigns.

Her arrogance and sense of entitlement is utterly breathtaking.
I was going to mention it yesterday on the other thread that her twitter reveals her, as you corroborate, to be a Corbyn supporting Champagne Socialist, although like you said, having no relevance to her service, does reveal an insight into her psyche.

£300 for no DFK, no 69, no tongue on OWO, no 2nd in out, and she clearly wasted a lot of the punt by declaring her undying love for Steptoe and espousing her hatred of all men. Sounds like an absolute mare. 

[Dayardie]

What’s her twitter account name

poppy_escort

Thanks op that's another one off da list.... Shame dem puppies 

[killerbees]

What’s her twitter account name

Poppy_Escort

[Fully Sated]

Thanks for posting this review, she looked so tempting...

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[MrMatrix]

Fuuucckkk bad luck OP.But thanks for the warning. Her performance is abismal and thats before you you over layer the inflated price. Mind you I had one recently for £200 and reviewed. As we established punters know, price is no guarantee of performance. Thankfully we have UKP and its for this reason all members should contribute with reviews.

[Fully Sated]

Poppy_Escort

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[king tarzan]

What a nasty self entitled super bitch!
I have learned over the years to create defences against these sorts of service providers...
It's this sort of behaviour of there's that gave birth to my self protection defences of my money..
I am no charity outlet for these women who sell sex for cash..

My £20 kiss test
There facial expressions
There body language
Whether they shake hands upon entry or quick kiss on the cheek or snog..

I make my decision to stay or not within a few seconds..

If I had lost £300 I would not sleep all night and have to fork out £100+ to get the bitch out of system with another woman..

Sweet bianca who I saw last week I snogged whilst we were standing close whilst she was waffling whilst I was counting out the cash... no problems at all with her..

Paying a heavy outlay and getting shit in return is inexcusable!!

I am not there for watching them do a strip tease, for massages, to hear the voice waffling..

Money given and I want within seconds what I have paid for, immediate dfk, heavy gentle groping and so forth..

What this bitch has done is cunning calculated robbery...

[Drekszter]

She does sound manipulative and was no doubt employing lots of timewasting techniques and if she was being unenthusiastic throughout... then that's just unacceptable for the amount being advertised for.

I have been eyeing her up for a while since the start of this year but with such a limited likes list and the kind of things she's ranted about on her Twitter, she's just not worth it. In fact, what she's posted on there tells us all a lot about what she's like and it definitely doesn't come across very inviting imo.

Thanks for sharing this with us.

[finn5555]

If you look at her twitter account she is purely money centric hopefully this review will either get her to up her game or, most likely, be her downfall

[Fugly]

Really sorry that you had such a shit punt Dicky, but thanks for confirming the suspicions that were emerging about this one – you’ve saved a bunch of us £300 (or more).

I get the impression from her profile and her tweets that she’s really into the idea of the call-girl lifestyle.  The designer lingerie, the heels, the bags, fancy hotels, travelling business etc etc. 
SAAFE is chock full of Toms who idealise the life and delude themselves that the next client will be a Daniel Craig-a-like.  Unfortunately ladies, a pretty fair proportion of us are wrong side of 40, overweight, strapped for cash and looking for the dream £100/hr hooker who’ll do all the disgusting stuff that we like with a smile on her face.  A degree?  Sophistication?  The gentle art of conversation? Yeah right; it would be nice if the £100/hr omni-whore offered these things, but we’re not paying extra for it 

Penelope says “One of the main reasons that I….escort is to meet like-minded respectful gentlemen, this line of work being so rewarding in that clients do make it truly worthwhile”.
Translated into punter-speak this actually means “I’m looking forwealthy presentable men to rinse”. That’s me out then

It’ll be interesting to see how quickly she rebrands after this review and the discussion around it.

Oh, and the girl’s got issues (see pic)…..


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[PoppyPanda]

Hi dicky

Thank you very much for taking your time in writing this review. It has certainly brought to light serval points on which I can improve upon.

First off the communications. I do acknowledge that my communicate is below standard. Due to several instances of harassment  in the pass I have been reluctant to use a mobile phone or access my emails more than I deem necessary. But now after reviewing a few other threads on ukp I do see the value in having a phone, and being active with my emails. Im going out at the weekend to get one and I will take better precautions to ensure that I don’t get harassed on such.

Second the services. I’ve been an escort for 2 1/2 yrs, during such time I knew that I would pick up some bad habits. I’m very self conscious about my ability to kiss. One comment in the past sticks out the most and said that I used to kiss like a lizard having a seizure and that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets., since then I thought that maybe guys would never like my kissing or going down on me, and hence my reluctance to do much in the way of oral and dfk.

my early days I worked with an agency they would tell the girls not to come on too strong, to let the guy make the first move, and that has stuck in my head. To be slightly reserve and not clingy. But after reading this review it is refreshing to realise that guys actually want me to be more forward and spontaneously Sexual.

Thirdly, the talking. Personally I like talking about controversial topics and hearing other options and expanding my knowledge on areas of life. But sometime I do admit I do talk about stuff which isn’t at all relevant to the session, I can see how this can be off putting to others, and that not everyone wants to hear about my latest British rants, and views on the world, I know see it is best to keep these conversations to my closest friends and not for my clients.

I would like to thank you again for taking time out of your day to write this review, and thank you for enlightening me on how I can improve my services as an escort. I will be implementing changes so that I am more forward sexually towards my clients, and I will become better at my communication.

Best wishes
Penelope xxx

[finn5555]

Hi dicky

Thank you very much for taking your time in writing this review. It has certainly brought to light serval points on which I can improve upon.

First off the communications. I do acknowledge that my communicate is below standard. Due to several instances of harassment  in the pass I have been reluctant to use a mobile phone or access my emails more than I deem necessary. But now after reviewing a few other threads on ukp I do see the value in having a phone, and being active with my emails. Im going out at the weekend to get one and I will take better precautions to ensure that I don’t get harassed on such.

Second the services. I’ve been an escort for 2 1/2 yrs, during such time I knew that I would pick up some bad habits. I’m very self conscious about my ability to kiss. One comment in the past sticks out the most and said that I used to kiss like a lizard having a seizure and that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets., since then I thought that maybe guys would never like my kissing or going down on me, and hence my reluctance to do much in the way of oral and dfk.

my early days I worked with an agency they would tell the girls not to come on too strong, to let the guy make the first move, and that has stuck in my head. To be slightly reserve and not clingy. But after reading this review it is refreshing to realise that guys actually want me to be more forward and spontaneously Sexual.

Thirdly, the talking. Personally I like talking about controversial topics and hearing other options and expanding my knowledge on areas of life. But sometime I do admit I do talk about stuff which isn’t at all relevant to the session, I can see how this can be off putting to others, and that not everyone wants to hear about my latest British rants, and views on the world, I know see it is best to keep these conversations to my closest friends and not for my clients.

I would like to thank you again for taking time out of your day to write this review, and thank you for enlightening me on how I can improve my services as an escort. I will be implementing changes so that I am more forward sexually towards my clients, and I will become better at my communication.

Best wishes
Penelope xxx

Offering half a service is no excuse not at the ludicrous rates you THINK you can command 

[Real John Doe]

I can't believe you even considered paying £300 let alone actually went ahead with it, what possibly made you think that would be money well spent?

[finn5555]

I can't believe you even considered paying £300 let alone actually went ahead with it, what possibly made you think that would be money well spent?

The thing is you are quite right. If you do your research well you avoid these traps. Irony is when you read her twitter account you soon know not to waste your hard earned on her 

[PLeisure]

Poppy... any thoughts on recompense for the client?
Other high-end industries that rely on feedback - hotels, restaurants, etc - operate this way.

[finn5555]

Poppy... any thoughts on recompense for the client?
Other high-end industries that rely on feedback - hotels, restaurants, etc - operate this way.

Already spent on shoes 

[boardyhell]

in my job (tradesman) if i screw up ,something goes wrong ,i always want a chance to put the problem right
i do not charge for this service and just consider this part of the job,especially if i charged 300 for an hour or even 50
this way i get recommendations and a good reputation
in every we do we will  screw up but its how we deal with determines what we are

[Himeros]

Poppy your comms are awful & your a waste of time. I spent almost two weeks exchanging e-mails back & forth with you trying to arrange a booking. After numerous "can't do that day" " don't work weekends" blah blah blah, finally we both agree on a date. Then "oh not that time" "no not that either" finally we agree on a time & one day before, I e-mail asking for the location & you read the e-mail & don't respond with no explanation!

In everyone of your e-mails you just came across as someone with an over inflated opinion of her self, a right diva.

I was looking very forward to fondling those breasts of yours but I'm glad I saved the £300 in the end.

[InstaPunt]

One comment in the past sticks out the most and said that I used to kiss like a lizard having a seizure and that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets., since then I thought that maybe guys would never like my kissing or going down on me, and hence my reluctance to do much in the way of oral and dfk.

my early days I worked with an agency they would tell the girls not to come on too strong, to let the guy make the first move, and that has stuck in my head. To be slightly reserve and not clingy. But after reading this review it is refreshing to realise that guys actually want me to be more forward and spontaneously Sexual.


Best wishes
Penelope xxx

Shr seems to be strategically blame shifting onto redundant  forces, e.g old review and old agency.
1) When Dicky tried Kissing or eating her out etc didn’t think think ohhh ok this guy likes kissing and likes the look of my pussy 2) Her old agency advised her to “not come on strong , let the guy make the first move” that’s great advice and i’m pretty sure a clever girl like her will know it meant  “so that she can then adapt to the guy”.

So basically in between the lines, she is chatting shit like a lawyer. She’s  smart enough not to blame dicky, or get angry etc. She makes an excuse, agrees to improve and move on.

[Bassman]

To translate:

I’m gonna say I’m going to make improvements but I won’t.  Mugs will believe me and keep paying my inflated prices. At least for now this will look good.

show me the money you filthy men dolla dolla bills y’all!

[InstaPunt]

To translate:

I’m gonna say I’m going to make improvements but I won’t.  Mugs will believe me and keep paying my inflated prices. At least for now this will look good.

show me the money you filthy men dolla dolla bills y’all!

Don’t get why people are pissed / fixated at her rate, there’s a market for every price range and if she deserves to be in the price she sets then she will stay there, if not she won’t, simple business.

[finn5555]

if she deserves to be in the price she sets then she will stay there, if not she won’t, simple business.

She don’t deserve to be there  academic really from my point of view I would never pay that much on any pro$$ie 

[CaptainRoscoe]

Hi dicky

Thank you very much for taking your time in writing this review. It has certainly brought to light serval points on which I can improve upon.

First off the communications. I do acknowledge that my communicate is below standard. Due to several instances of harassment  in the pass I have been reluctant to use a mobile phone or access my emails more than I deem necessary. But now after reviewing a few other threads on ukp I do see the value in having a phone, and being active with my emails. Im going out at the weekend to get one and I will take better precautions to ensure that I don’t get harassed on such.

Second the services. I’ve been an escort for 2 1/2 yrs, during such time I knew that I would pick up some bad habits. I’m very self conscious about my ability to kiss. One comment in the past sticks out the most and said that I used to kiss like a lizard having a seizure and that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets., since then I thought that maybe guys would never like my kissing or going down on me, and hence my reluctance to do much in the way of oral and dfk.

my early days I worked with an agency they would tell the girls not to come on too strong, to let the guy make the first move, and that has stuck in my head. To be slightly reserve and not clingy. But after reading this review it is refreshing to realise that guys actually want me to be more forward and spontaneously Sexual.

Thirdly, the talking. Personally I like talking about controversial topics and hearing other options and expanding my knowledge on areas of life. But sometime I do admit I do talk about stuff which isn’t at all relevant to the session, I can see how this can be off putting to others, and that not everyone wants to hear about my latest British rants, and views on the world, I know see it is best to keep these conversations to my closest friends and not for my clients.

I would like to thank you again for taking time out of your day to write this review, and thank you for enlightening me on how I can improve my services as an escort. I will be implementing changes so that I am more forward sexually towards my clients, and I will become better at my communication.

Best wishes
Penelope xxx

With this written response, you should definitely become a politician. And you’re right, that’s definitely far from a compliment.

[InstaPunt]

She don’t deserve to be there  academic really from my point of view I would never pay that much on any pro$$ie 

Waitrose will go bankrupt or be forced to reduce it prices when the people that shop at Waitrose decide it’s not worth it, not when the shoppers at Lidl and Asda say they’d never waste money shopping at Waitrose.

[finn5555]

Waitrose will go bankrupt or be forced to reduce it prices when the people that shop at Waitrose decide it’s not worth it, not when the shoppers at Lidl and Asda say they’d never waste money shopping at Waitrose.

You are correct but Waitrose is value for money whereas she isn’t 

[InstaPunt]

You are correct but Waitrose is value for money whereas she isn’t 

So it’s starting to appear, also the signs were there even in one of her positives seemed like she held back or there was something about no ro but in another one there was, anyways point is even her previous positive the reviews didn’t scream “woooow great experience”

[YidArmy]

She's got fucking massive nipples. Her profile says she grew her boobs herself.
If she reads this perhaps she can shrink the nipples down to a more acceptable size?

[king tarzan]

Hi dicky

Thank you very much for taking your time in writing this review. It has certainly brought to light serval points on which I can improve upon.

First off the communications. I do acknowledge that my communicate is below standard. Due to several instances of harassment  in the pass I have been reluctant to use a mobile phone or access my emails more than I deem necessary. But now after reviewing a few other threads on ukp I do see the value in having a phone, and being active with my emails. Im going out at the weekend to get one and I will take better precautions to ensure that I don’t get harassed on such.

Second the services. I’ve been an escort for 2 1/2 yrs, during such time I knew that I would pick up some bad habits. I’m very self conscious about my ability to kiss. One comment in the past sticks out the most and said that I used to kiss like a lizard having a seizure and that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets., since then I thought that maybe guys would never like my kissing or going down on me, and hence my reluctance to do much in the way of oral and dfk.

my early days I worked with an agency they would tell the girls not to come on too strong, to let the guy make the first move, and that has stuck in my head. To be slightly reserve and not clingy. But after reading this review it is refreshing to realise that guys actually want me to be more forward and spontaneously Sexual.

Thirdly, the talking. Personally I like talking about controversial topics and hearing other options and expanding my knowledge on areas of life. But sometime I do admit I do talk about stuff which isn’t at all relevant to the session, I can see how this can be off putting to others, and that not everyone wants to hear about my latest British rants, and views on the world, I know see it is best to keep these conversations to my closest friends and not for my clients.

I would like to thank you again for taking time out of your day to write this review, and thank you for enlightening me on how I can improve my services as an escort. I will be implementing changes so that I am more forward sexually towards my clients, and I will become better at my communication.

Best wishes
Penelope xxx

Just a damage limitation bullshit exercise from the lying conning cunning bitch..
If your so sorry call the man around and give him proper service ( for what he paid for in the 1st place) at no cost as you have already taken the money or give him full refund?

[Sparta Prada]

Message for Penelope.

Please change your list of likes on your AW profile not to include OWO or French kissing as you clearly either a) don’t know what either of these are, or b) are deliberately listing things that you have no intention of delivering, which amounts to being very misleading.

From your FAQ:

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That’s 3 reviews for the WG. The first review can be discredited as that reviewer has been banned.

[MilleMiglia]

My guess is that she's only interested in guys who look to be affluent, and have potential for rinsing or acting as Sugar Daddies. Anyone else will be discarded rapidly.

[Thepacifist]

Disgraceful behavior on her part. No 69 or ro?! 

She has nice tits but no way would I see her now.

Thanks for the warning 

[MrMatrix]

Disgraceful behavior on her part. No 69 or ro?! 

She has nice tits but no way would I see her now.

Thanks for the warning 

Agreed off my HL. At that sort of price you're paying for certainties not well you may get lucky. No one in their right mind would take a chance on this SP. Service always before looks. 

[Bassman]

Agreed off my HL. At that sort of price you're paying for certainties not well you may get lucky. No one in their right mind would take a chance on this SP. Service always before looks. 

Exactly this, and looks are also subjective.

[Bassman]

Message for Penelope.

Please change your list of likes on your AW profile not to include OWO or French kissing as you clearly either a) don’t know what either of these are, or b) are deliberately listing things that you have no intention of delivering, which amounts to being very misleading.

From your FAQ:

External Link/Members Only

That’s 3 reviews for the WG. The first review can be discredited as that reviewer has been banned.

If she did that then she would lose the custom of those that turn up thinking they’ll get those services, who can’t confirm first before handing over the money, and those that think with their dicks and want to bust on her tits now that they’ve made the effort to travel to her etc etc....

[vw]

If she did that then she would lose the custom of those that turn up thinking they’ll get those services, who can’t confirm first before handing over the money, and those that think with their dicks and want to bust on her tits now that they’ve made the effort to travel to her etc etc....

to summarise she is a lowlife scumbag then.   

[finn5555]

I think she will have to start shopping at Primark 

[TheBossMan]

She should drop her price to £80hr and build up a good reputation, £300 is just stupid, but I guess there are some mugs out there who get blinded by her Headlights 

[WHG]

Hi dicky

Thank you very much for taking your time in writing this review. It has certainly brought to light serval points on which I can improve upon.

First off the communications. I do acknowledge that my communicate is below standard. Due to several instances of harassment  in the pass I have been reluctant to use a mobile phone or access my emails more than I deem necessary. But now after reviewing a few other threads on ukp I do see the value in having a phone, and being active with my emails. Im going out at the weekend to get one and I will take better precautions to ensure that I don’t get harassed on such.

Second the services. I’ve been an escort for 2 1/2 yrs, during such time I knew that I would pick up some bad habits. I’m very self conscious about my ability to kiss. One comment in the past sticks out the most and said that I used to kiss like a lizard having a seizure and that my vagina looked like a Macdonalds patty gone through several toilets., since then I thought that maybe guys would never like my kissing or going down on me, and hence my reluctance to do much in the way of oral and dfk.

my early days I worked with an agency they would tell the girls not to come on too strong, to let the guy make the first move, and that has stuck in my head. To be slightly reserve and not clingy. But after reading this review it is refreshing to realise that guys actually want me to be more forward and spontaneously Sexual.

Thirdly, the talking. Personally I like talking about controversial topics and hearing other options and expanding my knowledge on areas of life. But sometime I do admit I do talk about stuff which isn’t at all relevant to the session, I can see how this can be off putting to others, and that not everyone wants to hear about my latest British rants, and views on the world, I know see it is best to keep these conversations to my closest friends and not for my clients.

I would like to thank you again for taking time out of your day to write this review, and thank you for enlightening me on how I can improve my services as an escort. I will be implementing changes so that I am more forward sexually towards my clients, and I will become better at my communication.

Best wishes
Penelope xxx

What on earth? Are you having a laugh?

You say you’ve been an escort for around two and a half years and yet, you talk as you’re surprised that punters want an escort who is forward and enthusiastic.
The comment about you knowing your dfk and the state of your vagina not being up to scratch, so you practically took dfk and ro off the menu, is utterly ridiculous. If parts of your service are found wanting then, seek to improve them. Find a way.
If you cannot do that, then you should price your service accordingly. At £300, your service should be top notch with all the standards included. I’d be mortified if a wg I paid £150 for didn’t provide dfk or ro.
However, we all know that you know all this already and are just taking the piss. Your ‘oh, I hadn’t realised’ post comes across as bullshit.
Fix up or get out.
Well done op on outing this wg.

[Jjon]

Told you she was garbage in the review left by B17 below.  Blame all those arseholes who left the fluffy reviews.

[petercamford]

Slightly off-topic, but it has been mentioned here so I will post the comment here. I don't know if Penelope is or has been a self-harmer or not. From the photos I have seen I would guess not, but anyone who has seen her would know, and it seems the consensus  here too is that she is not.

However in my years as a consumer in this industry I have been surprised at the number of girls who were or had been s-harmers. Surprising because the proportion of girls I have seen who were, far exceeds the proportion in the population as a whole. I put it down to the fact that these girls lack self esteem and crave attention and it increases the feeling of self esteem if men are willing to pay for your company and body.

[finn5555]

Slightly off-topic, but it has been mentioned here so I will post the comment here. I don't know if Penelope is or has been a self-harmer or not. From the photos I have seen I would guess not, but anyone who has seen her would know, and it seems the consensus  here too is that she is not.

However in my years as a consumer in this industry I have been surprised at the number of girls who were or had been s-harmers. Surprising because the proportion of girls I have seen who were, far exceeds the proportion in the population as a whole. I put it down to the fact that these girls lack self esteem and crave attention and it increases the feeling of self esteem if men are willing to pay for your company and body.

She appears to have the tell tale scars on her arms from doing this so quite strong evidence. Sad really but like you say not uncommon

[InstaPunt]

Told you she was garbage in the review left by B17 below.  Blame all those arseholes who left the fluffy reviews.

In their defence you had a shit punt with her and left no review.  IMO, that’s worse then an old guy  giving a positive cos a girls is 22 (24 most probs) y/o and has a decent pair.