Just logged in again and read the rest of this. Lots of entertaining reading. Despite all the jokes, some of which were very funny, the guy really needs to get some help. Plenty of what he was saying was unintelligible and I don't know where he thought he was heading. I still don'y know what Chardonnay is supposed to have said that would be a threat to his children, but based on his interpretation of some of our comments, probably nothing. I don't know what he thought he had gained from the thread. As for the threats to us, it would appear that he's going to sit outside Chardonnay's place photographing us going in then work out who we are. I am not sure how that would help. HMRC are after her. No they are not. They don't have the manpower to be chasing WGs all over the country.
Ah, finally it makes sense. He's the Chancellor of the Exchequer!