Heathrow Kestrel - Any intel?

[Sausagesurprise]

Any intel on the daytime midweek at Heathrow Kestrel?
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[Wristspinner]

I think they use a Kestrel to keep the birds off the runway at Heathrow.

[mrflash]

Been there a couple of times. The place itself is good. But as with any swingers club, there are multiple factors that decide whether you have a good time.
How many women/couple visit on a given day is purely down to luck.
Even if they visit, are you charming enough to talk to them and get them to have sex with you?

As for the venue, they have nice facilities - Warm swimming pool, hot tubs, a small porn theatre, dark rooms etc. During day time it's a naturist club. On certain evenings, they have parties which usually have higher attendance.

[Jayjay1]

Not been to any swinger /nude spa before.

How does it work, am looking at the daytime Milf and Dilf event (had to google Dilf).

Go in pay, get changed, get in spa/bar naked?

Been to a spa in my gym but obvious ppl are not there to play.

[TP84]

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[mrflash]

Not been to any swinger /nude spa before.

How does it work, am looking at the daytime Milf and Dilf event (had to google Dilf).

Go in pay, get changed, get in spa/bar naked?

Been to a spa in my gym but obvious ppl are not there to play.

There are events like the milf parties in Sutton where you pay more but you are guaranteed action. Remember there will be lot of guys there which puts off many people.
On other swinger parties where you see civvies like abfab/kestrel charge you probably 60£. There is swimming pool, hot tub, adult cinema, play rooms, dark rooms and glory hole. But you need to be really good and charming to get a chance to play. A good majority of guys go back without play and just wank by watching others play. But even if you did not get a chance to play, you can just assume you went for the spa experience.

[Griffin75]

Have always been tempted by this place.

[char45]

I've had some good times at Swingers Clubs but I've usually gone with a partner. Single it's very luck of the draw, obviously younger, fitter and more charming you are the more likely you are to get some action.

Often they will have areas where women/couples invite men in and you can't enter unless invited and a dark room where anyone can go. If I go on my own I just treat it as a relatively cheap night's entertainment and if I get lucky so much the better.

[Griffin75]

I've had some good times at Swingers Clubs but I've usually gone with a partner. Single it's very luck of the draw, obviously younger, fitter and more charming you are the more likely you are to get some action.

Often they will have areas where women/couples invite men in and you can't enter unless invited and a dark room where anyone can go. If I go on my own I just treat it as a relatively cheap night's entertainment and if I get lucky so much the better.

What would you say your hit rate has been when going as a single?

[SpaceRaiderDave]

What would you say your hit rate has been when going as a single?

Impossible question to answer as it will depend so much on the characteristics of the individual:- looks, weight, personality, age etc etc

Those scoring high in the desirability scale may pull a single girl and get to take her to one of the private rooms if you are average or below average desirability you still might be able to join some group play

My advice to anyone thinking of trying their luck at a swingers club is to go a couple of times. It does take time and observation to sus out best tactics. They do tend to be cliquey places but you can join one of thos cliques by being regular.

[grebo]

The Kestrel is no longer open on Saturday (the AbFab party later is still going though). Just an FYI

[mrflash]

The Kestrel is no longer open on Saturday (the AbFab party later is still going though). Just an FYI

But the abfab party on Saturday is only for couples and single women.

[char45]

I agree, it's so variable it is impossible to say. I'm into groups more than 1-1, my impression is that anyone with a partner is more or less guaranteed some action with other couples or single females. Without it is luck of the draw on the day.

Impossible question to answer as it will depend so much on the characteristics of the individual:- looks, weight, personality, age etc etc

Those scoring high in the desirability scale may pull a single girl and get to take her to one of the private rooms if you are average or below average desirability you still might be able to join some group play

My advice to anyone thinking of trying their luck at a swingers club is to go a couple of times. It does take time and observation to sus out best tactics. They do tend to be cliquey places but you can join one of thos cliques by being regular.

[webpunter]

On goggle this came up
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=329281.0
Will give it a swerve 

This is looking more promising for the HoP link
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=334834.0
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There are events like the milf parties in Sutton where you pay more but you are guaranteed action

[mrflash]

On goggle this came up
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=329281.0
Will give it a swerve 

This is looking more promising for the HoP link
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=334834.0
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Yeah the House of Poitier is just a venue. Lots of events happen there with different themes.

[Steely Dan]

Yeah the House of Poitier is just a venue.

Not just a venue, they also organise things. Confusing indeed.

The puntingwiki page pretty much untangles this venue/organiser/named event confusion.  See the chart here:
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And if it needs updating etc just say - quite hard to keep it up to date.

[mrflash]

Not just a venue, they also organise things. Confusing indeed.

The puntingwiki page pretty much untangles this venue/organiser/named event confusion.  See the chart here:
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And if it needs updating etc just say - quite hard to keep it up to date.

Ah. Didn't know they organise too. It's been a long time since I went there.