Most off-putting thing a SP has done..

[Wooderz]

Dating nightmares I have had many.. But even pro's can foul the ambiance of sexual attraction..

When I used to cruise street, some ho's would hop out and piss next to the car.. Bad enough post coitus, but a wood dropper for sure as foreplay..

I remember one car meet AW "regular" parking a pound of bumfudge behind the car when she had an attack of the turtles head..

It's certainly not all glamour..

But something pretty exclusive to hookers I have found.. No other females would consider using the street as a toilet... Especially when bogs can always be found in a city centre somewhere close by..

[cotton]

Personally i have no problem with girls having a piss next to the car , dosnt bother me at all.
So long as they are pleasant and have a good "will do" attitude thats most important to me.

[willie loman]

Girls in parlours often disappear for a pee, my response is usually, let me watch next time.

[Ali Katt]

And no self respecting punter would tell the world.

[wylie anchor]

Saw a SP years ago, bit of a milf, took her knickers off, stuck a finger in her pussy, pulled it out and sniffed it, did it again, shrugged & said 'yeah that's ok' 

[Wooderz]

And no self respecting punter would tell the world.

the concept of a self-respecting habitual punter is, some might say, oxymoronic.  ukp is a place of honesty. we don't glorify whoring, we tell  it how it is.. Genital warts and all.. I'd rather put people off the vice than encourage them.. ('twill help bring prices down, for one thing..).. 

[jimmymac]

Saw a SP years ago, bit of a milf, took her knickers off, stuck a finger in her pussy, pulled it out and sniffed it, did it again, shrugged & said 'yeah that's ok' 

I would have walked, there and then.

[wylie anchor]

I would have walked, there and then.

Small brain took over and just had owo with cim, was younger, single, & didn't give a shit.

[Dipper]

Spit on my cock even when covered.

Ranks highly on my no, no’s.

[Frenchie]

Romanian ... constantly wiping my cock with a wet wipe ... although I arrived squeaky clean ,... washed my nob in the bathroom as well on arrival and this was after she had put it in her mouth .... then gave me such a 'tugj ob' .. I had to tell her to stop .. as it was hurting !

That was 'Angel'  L''''G''D road Southampton.. Long gone , thank god

[Mickys1621]

Girls in parlours often disappear for a pee, my response is usually, let me watch next time.

Me too +1

[Waterhouse]

I remember one car meet AW "regular" parking a pound of bumfudge behind the car when she had an attack of the turtles head..

    but the way you tell it 

[Wooderz]

    but the way you tell it 

i like to inform, educate and entertain.. 

[nigel4498]

Took my money

[MrMatrix]

Took my money

No shit...... thats out rageous behaviour........... 

[Wooderz]

Took my money

I hate it when they do that.. ruins the romance of it all..

[Jayf]

When you switch to doggystyle, open up they're cheeks and it smells like they've just had a shit. Bit off putting for me.

[Wooderz]

When you switch to doggystyle, open up they're cheeks and it smells like they've just had a shit. Bit off putting for me.

Oh god.. yes.. Fucking orrible..

[wylie anchor]

When you switch to doggystyle, open up they're cheeks and it smells like they've just had a shit. Bit off putting for me.

What does it take to totally put you off!!

[Wooderz]

What does it take to totally put you off!!

Never be complacent.. I picked up a reg a while ago, was ready to hide salami and noticed a nasty red lump near the cockport.. Covered oral seemed a good idea I decided.

[Jayf]

Never be complacent.. I picked up a reg a while ago, was ready to hide salami and noticed a nasty red lump near the cockport.. Covered oral seemed a good idea I decided.

Sometimes you've just got to hold your nose and keep going.

[Wooderz]

Sometimes you've just got to hold your nose and keep going.

[Liverpool]

Wooderz: do you have a copy of the Viz Profanisaurus next to you?

[Stiltskin]

The worst I’ve had was some girl plucking the hairs from her nipples post shag. Nothing compared to some of this shit!

[MancSean]

A few years ago I was in mid action going down on a wg and she got up and quickly rushed out the room in a rush. Less than 1 minute later she was back. She coyly smiled and said she had to fart. I responded with " you should have squated over my face so I could see and feel it shoot out". She laughed and said next time. Luckily she didn't because thinking back at it now wants me want to chunder. 

[Wooderz]

Wooderz: do you have a copy of the Viz Profanisaurus next to you?

Checks on bookshelf.. Yes.. 

[Jayf]

A few years ago I was in mid action going down on a wg and she got up and quickly rushed out the room in a rush. Less than 1 minute later she was back. She coyly smiled and said she had to fart. I responded with " you should have squated over my face so I could see and feel it shoot out". She laughed and said next time. Luckily she didn't because thinking back at it now wants me want to chunder. 

 

[Waterhouse]

A few years ago I was in mid action going down on a wg and she got up and quickly rushed out the room in a rush. Less than 1 minute later she was back. She coyly smiled and said she had to fart. I responded with " you should have squated over my face so I could see and feel it shoot out". She laughed and said next time. Luckily she didn't because thinking back at it now wants me want to chunder. 

"ees estra bby" 

Some blokes get a kick out of the fart fetish thing.... plenty of vids on xhamster.

[Doc Holliday]

I've had two fall asleep. To be fair one of them gave me my money back.

[rubric]

Asked if she could share the shower, then after a few minutes, went to the other end of the bath (near the plughole) squatted down, and took a piss.

[DJonathan]

She shat in the toilet and left the poop in the bottom of the pan without wiping her arse and flushing

[Cum_again]

When they shit themselves during anal...

[Waterhouse]

She shat in the toilet and left the poop in the bottom of the pan without wiping her arse and flushing

And then you began what you'd gone there for? 

Jokes aside... grim, truly.   

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

If I get a slight bad wiff,  I'm out, game over the erection is over

[Belgarion]

Spit on my cock even when covered.

Ranks highly on my no, no’s.

+1

[delete]

talked non stop about other punters complaining about her talking non stop

[houseboot]

"Most off-putting thing a SP has done"?

Giving me a post code and asking me to ring when I get there ..... and then ...... silence.

[RedKettle]

turn up at my hotel room - she was a complete munter!!

[Brazilian Martian]

She shat in the toilet and left the poop in the bottom of the pan without wiping her arse and flushing

Did you attempt to rim afterwards

[Ali Katt]

Spit on my cock even when covered.

Ranks highly on my no, no’s.

Why don't you like it? I love it.

[Brazilian Martian]

"Most off-putting thing a SP has done"?

Giving me a post code and asking me to ring when I get there ..... and then ...... silence.

We have all had this shit happen

[Dipper]

Why don't you like it? I love it.

Does nothing for me, think porn Is to blame for this. The only spit around should occur naturally in my opinion.

[Ali Katt]

Does nothing for me, think porn Is to blame for this. The only spit around should occur naturally in my opinion.

I thought it might be for hygiene reasons. Due to porn many escorts have complained about punters spitting in their pussies, which is disgusting if it's not asked for and agreed upon.

[Dipper]

I thought it might be for hygiene reasons. Due to porn many escorts have complained about punters spitting in their pussies, which is disgusting if it's not asked for and agreed upon.

Agree, pussy moisture should be either natural or lube only. Yes hygiene as well.

[Home Alone]

I've had two fall asleep. To be fair one of them gave me my money back.

Late one Sunday afternoon in either 2005 or '06, I went to a Parlour - can't recall its name now, but it was above the end shop in a terrace in Cheetham Hill - & had a session with a lass who I discovered - when she began gently snoring as I delivered RO - had been on duty throughout since the previous morning.

I was REALLY fluffy back then so I stopped what I was doing, woke her & just gently stroked her; she was totally knackered! Never thought about asking for a refund, though; I didn't want her getting in trouble with the management.

[Hobbit]

I remember nearly a couple of decades ago I was with this SP and she accidentally crushed my balls when reaching over the table to get the condom. It was quite painful and I lost my erection quite instantly. What made me laugh was her reaction when she went to put the condom on and said "what happened to your hardon"?

[myothernameis]

A few years ago I was in mid action going down on a wg and she got up and quickly rushed out the room in a rush. Less than 1 minute later she was back. She coyly smiled and said she had to fart. I responded with " you should have squated over my face so I could see and feel it shoot out". She laughed and said next time. Luckily she didn't because thinking back at it now wants me want to chunder. 

Kind of the same thing for my self, but the escort didn't leave the sauna cabin.

Mid 80's seeing an escort in one of the Glasgow sauna's, and we were both in 69 position, and the girl was on top, and currently I was licking round her pussy, when she farted in my face.  Horrible, but it made me react ad I ended up pulling her pussy closer to my face, and sucking on her clit, like there was no tomorrow

[Rick2468]

Had overall a decentish Adorable Sophie in North West London in 2013. With about 20 minutes to go she started having some kind of breakdown and moaned about how shit her situation was. She snapped out of it and we got another round of action in but made me wonder if I should stop. But I had paid and I'm not there to be a shoulder to cry on.

[S.X. MacHine]

Had overall a decentish Adorable Sophie in North West London in 2013. With about 20 minutes to go she started having some kind of breakdown and moaned about how shit her situation was. She snapped out of it and we got another round of action in but made me wonder if I should stop. But I had paid and I'm not there to be a shoulder to cry on.

Rick, you warm and empathetic human being.....

[m4rmite]

"I take it is cold outside" - it bloody was as well i can't help it my dick is temp sensitive