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Offline Home Alone

Influenced by the thread about the daftest words you'll find on an Escort's profile, and having seen the photo of External Link/Members Only on a thread on the Northwest Discussion Board, I looked at her Profile - as you do  ;) - which contains a number of Field Reports.

In the latest of which I read the following, "Helen isn't shy but she's not a whore."

Erm, so why's she on Adultwork, then?

Any other examples?

Offline jeanphillipe

Influenced by the thread about the daftest words you'll find on an Escort's profile, and having seen the photo of External Link/Members Only on a thread on the Northwest Discussion Board, I looked at her Profile - as you do  ;) - which contains a number of Field Reports.

In the latest of which I read the following, "Helen isn't shy but she's not a whore."

Erm, so why's she on Adultwork, then?

Any other examples?

oh snap, she in fiiiine tho. hotlisted to milf catergory  :hi:

it annoys me when twats that say 'treat her well'  :vomit:

« Last Edit: February 25, 2019, 11:42:04 am by jeanphillipe »

ChopperJ

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Yeah, “treat her well” is a classic.
Also terrible and unhelpful “what happened next, will stay between me and (insert name).”
Or
“a gentleman never tells”
 “I don’t like to go into details”

These are particularly infuriating. What’s the point of doing a review if you’re not going into details about anything?

Offline WARSZAWA16

Yeah, “treat her well” is a classic.
Also terrible and unhelpful “what happened next, will stay between me and (insert name).”
Or
“a gentleman never tells”
 “I don’t like to go into details”

These are particularly infuriating. What’s the point of doing a review if you’re not going into details about anything?

Yes, totally agree.

Offline softlad25

Yeah, “treat her well” is a classic.
Also terrible and unhelpful “what happened next, will stay between me and (insert name).”
Or
“a gentleman never tells”
 “I don’t like to go into details”

These are particularly infuriating. What’s the point of doing a review if you’re not going into details about anything?


100% agree what's the point other than making me lose few mins reading that shite

Offline kuck

Not an AW field report, but the read the testimonial here: External Link/Members Only

"Amanda has been the greatest, most exhilarating, most liberating, and most religious experience of my life."  :lol: :D

Offline itk

I always laugh at the reviews on AW put up by a Nigel (with WG’s in and around Gt Yarmouth) , every WG he’s been with he beilieves he’s the greatest they’ve ever had. Continually saying they’d cum with him whilst  DOTY, and it’s general gushing praise every review.

Offline itk


“a gentleman never tells”
 “I don’t like to go into details”

Most irritating read when I see that. Pointless bloody reviewing if you’re going say that.

Wooderz

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AW fakeback is fluffers paradise.. A parody of itself.. Anyone who dares neg on there is a brave man since SP's can easily cunter it.. Which is why I always say AW is geared to pleasing providers, not punters.. Sometimes one wonders if the previous 99 punters actually met the same woman as oneself..

Field reports.. what a joke.. Sp's can show only the ones they like, I doubt many punters look where the bad uns are..

I like this example.. "Treat her with the utmost respect, or my curses will be upon you."..

From a lady whose FB and reports seem extraordinarily complimentary and I know for certain at least one guy hadn't even done anything he described or anything like it with her..  :rolleyes:



Offline signy

AW... A parody of itself...

I sometimes wonder if this is the point. Do some reviewers put up a report that looks serious, but fill it full of every cliche they can come up with just to take the piss?

Wooderz

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I sometimes wonder if this is the point. Do some reviewers put up a report that looks serious, but fill it full of every cliche they can come up with just to take the piss?
i can only respond as I did at church many years ago when agreeing to a dumb marraige.. "I do".. :yahoo:

Offline MilleMiglia

Not AW, and not fluffy per say, but my prize goes to the guy who wrote:

"I invited X, as my girlfriend, to a family reunion...."

I do wonder how many people rumbled him, but kept quiet.

Offline king tarzan

Yeah, “treat her well” is a classic.
Also terrible and unhelpful “what happened next, will stay between me and (insert name).”
Or
“a gentleman never tells”
 “I don’t like to go into details”

These are particularly infuriating. What’s the point of doing a review if you’re not going into details about anything?


 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline Home Alone

"Would recommend but prefer to keep Angela all to myself."

Mind you, he was talking about External Link/Members Only so I can understand why he might think that way, but FFS, get real man!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2019, 09:50:57 am by Home Alone »

Offline rathbone

Also terrible and unhelpful “what happened next, will stay between me and (insert name).”
Or
“a gentleman never tells”
 “I don’t like to go into details”

These are particularly infuriating. What’s the point of doing a review if you’re not going into details about anything?
To be fair it doesn't take much imagination to guess what went on, as most of them will be straightforward GFE type punts I imagine.  Agreed they shouldn't bother doing a review at all if they have nothing to say.

Offline Home Alone

"Lovely girl. Mature for her age. Honoured to be her first booking." (My emphasis.)

External Link/Members Only

Offline nbarnes

Fluffies who are happy for the slightest sniff of anything they get are the ones who are giving women all the power in this increasingly cunt-struck, feminazified world we live in.
They push up prices and drive down service quality.

Adultwank is a scam and protects the SP at the expense of the service seeker.

As with all websites in all markets - it was among the first of the sex sites and has become the market leader.
However, it is badly developed, poorly designed and gives all the power to the SP (which is where i presume they make most of their money)

It is now time for it to be dethroned.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2019, 06:54:27 pm by nbarnes »

Wooderz

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Fluffies who are happy for the slightest sniff of anything they get are the ones who are giving women all the power in this increasingly cunt-struck, feminazified world we live in.
They push up prices and drive down service quality.

Adultwank is a scam and protects the SP at the expense of the service seeker.

As with all websites in all markets - it was among the first of the sex sites and has become the market leader.
However, it is badly developed, poorly designed and gives all the power to the SP (which is where i presume they make most of their money)

It is now time for it to be dethroned.

Hidden Image/Members Only

Offline wristjob

I don't think I've ever read an AW field report - why would you?

Wooderz

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I don't think I've ever read an AW field report - why would you?
For the "real" reports come here.. on AW you can search FR's not included on ho's pages.. (for obvious reasons).
FB system is a joke.. any negging can be easily removed by a SP saying whatever.. And easily attract a retaliatory.. SP's have an ability to black mark punter profiles for any imagined reason.. 2 tier system.. One rule for SP's and another for mugs.. :)

Offline Brazilian Martian

Treat her well guys she's an angel  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Wooderz

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Treat her well guys she's an angel  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
Necrophilia is a terrible thing..  :yahoo:

Offline catweazle

Necrophilia is a terrible thing..  :yahoo:

Especially if some rotten cunt splits on you............

Offline Doc Holliday

Not just AW but the adjective "stunning'"when used to describe appearance. Usually preceded by 'wow'
Based on many hundreds of encounters, rarely in my opinion is the use of this word justified.

"Best BJ ever" .. appearing multiple times in the authors various reports.

Other gripes include...

"she certainly enjoyed it as much as I did" FFS

"during which I think she came?"  If you incapable of telling then she didn't.

Offline Home Alone


"during which I think she came?"  If you incapable of telling then she didn't.

 :D  :D  :D

Offline Brazilian Martian

Necrophilia is a terrible thing..  :yahoo:

What was your previous name on here  :unknown:

Offline FLYING BLUE



Essexboi26

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I love all of these.

I wish I could find one equally as bad, but all I come across is repetitions of these time and again!

HOWEVER: I have written and do read Field Reports. I write them when I feel the girl deserves it, I read them to find out little nuggets about the girl I am thinking of meeting that people can't fit into one line.
I do agree that most of them are shite especially the "A Gentleman never tells".. in that case don't bother writing a field report, dick-brain!

Offline Home Alone

Today's patient in the E.A.S. Ward goes by the name of The_Woolf!!  :rolleyes:

"It's not so much as a word of a lie to say that Cassie is my muse - she inspires me to happiness and this is no small part thanks to the utterly joyous, intelligent and passionate character of this lady (as well as her STUNNING good looks)!" :wacko: :wacko: