The Herts Advertiser Harpenden edition has recently been carrying an ad which I quote verbatim:
Lady Naked Cleaner, In & Out Calls, Voyeuristic and fun experience awaits, Call Clare 07526 063439, (Massage), Website on request.
The "incall" tickled me a bit. Does this mean you pay to watch her clean her own place?
I'm sure Aunty would not approve so I'll not be exploring an outcall appointment.
Uncle Pokey