One reason to always have the right punting money

[Roth]

One reason to always have the right punting money -

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As if they don't fucking charge enough already. If their punters don't  have the right change then these prossies wanna keep the extra as a tip seemingly.   
What a fucking liberty.

[big-al93]

Why anybody would be looking for change when she is charging £1000/hr, No that is not a typo £1k per hour, is beyond me.

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[Rod trotter]

More evidence that there are some greedy cunts around and the distain in which some of them see us in.

[threechilliman]

Why anybody would be looking for change when she is charging £1000/hr, No that is not a typo £1k per hour, is beyond me.

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No kissing or OWO and 50% deposit required. Okey dokey!

Should change her name to kinkydeludedbitch.

tcm

[Hungarian Lover]

You know the cost of the punt before you even get there, take the right money no problem. Simple really!

[Roth]

You know the cost of the punt before you even get there, take the right money no problem. Simple really!

Very true but the point is that a lot of these prossies are very happy to fleece their punters for more than the cost of the punt. . In fact one deluded cunt thinks it is so disrespectful for a punter to ask for change that if he does she will walk from the punt - having deducted her cancellation fee first of course.

[ickydicky]

i always have the right money. i mean dont we all go to the atm to get it before the punt

[sub_marine]

My last punt was the 3rd time I'd seen this particular WG, but on the 2nd time she had her hands all over me before I even got the cash out, even once I got it out it just lay on the cabinet for the whole punt uncounted, even after I came out of the shower, she jumped in the shower as I got dressed, I could have taken anything and left.

On the most recent 3rd punt, I still had the cash in my pocket at the end, I was all showered and dressed, she just came out of the shower and we were talking as she was prepping for the next client, did cross my mind that I could prob walk away without paying, but she does provide a good service, and I plan to return, so paid just as I was leaving

[Gspotter]

Unless you've seen the WG before, you don't know what you are walking into.
Common sense dictates that you shouldn't go there with lots more cash than required. Especially if you're in an unfamiliar foreign country, carrying less money means less to lose in case of a mugging. Plus I've been in situations where the WG views me as a rich foreign tourist and begs for extra tips. Showing them an empty wallet is an effective way to stop such requests.
Another reason, local or foreign, is to think with your head rather than your dick. You may have agreed a fixed price and services before the punt but what if the WG says some are extra when you turn up? If you have the money, you'll be tempted by your dick and only encourage her bad behaviour for future clients.

[OakTree]

i always have the right money. i mean dont we all go to the atm to get it before the punt

Precisely! It's never crossed my mind to not have the correct amount. Whatever the fee is, that's exactly what I hand to her.

[Belgarion]

No kissing or OWO and 50% deposit required. Okey dokey!

Should change her name to kinkydeludedbitch.

tcm

You mean you do not want to pay for the privilege of her attention? Do you know who she is?

She's done fake taxi I'll have you know 

[adebisi]

You mean you do not want to pay for the privilege of her attention? Do you know who she is?

She's done fake taxi I'll have you know 

She's an odd one. I saw her about 10 years ago and she was mind-blowing and happily did OWO, DFK and much much else besides. I believe she would also very happily receive hardsports but I didn't ask as it's not my thing. She was about £200 p/h back then and gave the most extreme PSE I've ever encountered.

Seems she's started to believe the hype in her old age though (she's only just this side of 50 imo). I think the £1000 p/h is to put punters off, she makes her money from camming and porn and isn't really interested in seeing punters these days.

[Ellroy44]

I always arrive with the exact amount and that will be all that I have on me.

[Blackpool Rock]

I take the correct money in one pocket so can empty all the cash out and hand it to the girl so she can see that's all there is in the pocket, if extras may need to be paid then any additional money is in another pocket for later use and i've always got a range of different note denominations £5; £10 and £20 to cover any price therefore no change required.

In my early days I got caught out in a parlour where the room fee was £15 but I only had £10's and £20's so handed over a £20 however unfortunately the maid said she didn't have a £5 on her so would send it up when the girl came to see me.
Low and behold no £5 from the girl so I wrote that one off and one of them had pocketed it, my suspicion was on the maid but couldn't be sure.
Anyway the punt was shit but I was able to pay the girl the correct money so thought i'd have some fun and told her she was so good that she could have the £5 as a tip that the maid had, the girl seemed genuinely pleased to know she was getting another £5 so i'm 99% sure the maid had kept it.
Always wonder whether it kicked off between them after i left, best £5 I ever spent 

[mrdiamond77]

i always have the right money. i mean dont we all go to the atm to get it before the punt

Yes, I always have the exact amount ready before I go to the girls apartment.  Usually draw money from the ATM the day before if I book in advance.

[raylondoner]

You mean you do not want to pay for the privilege of her attention? Do you know who she is?

She's not Ronnie Pickering, is she? 

[Jerboa]

Check her out! 

"I never give change and I'm insulted if they even mention it, which is almost never. My fee is not divisible by 20 but it is by 10 so there is no excuse. If I turn up and they don't have the exact money then I either inform them that I have no change in which case they say to keep it or I deduct my cancellation fee from what's in my hand and say no problem, turn to walk out and they always say forget the change and call me back"

She would feel insulted if a punter asked for change! Fuck me what a stuck up bitch, so when you buy something in a shop it's insulting to expect change? Unbelievable, some hookers are good and will try to give change, but many will play the don't have any change routine, lets make life easier, so a hooker can't take the piss, and go with exact change, In the past I've made a point of getting change at a nearby shop, garage or bookies, so don't see the problem.

[Gspotter]

Once, I saw a WG and only had 20 pound notes. She claimed to not have change so she got an extra 10 out of me.
The service was not very good and she was clockwatching. After I left, I was thinking about it and decided I shouldn't put up with this. I went back 10 minutes later and demanded my £10 change. This time, she managed to find it.

[Roth]

Once, I saw a WG and only had 20 pound notes. She claimed to not have change so she got an extra 10 out of me.
The service was not very good and she was clockwatching. After I left, I was thinking about it and decided I shouldn't put up with this. I went back 10 minutes later and demanded my £10 change. This time, she managed to find it.

Nice one.

[ickydicky]

fucken diamond

[Jerboa]

Once, I saw a WG and only had 20 pound notes. She claimed to not have change so she got an extra 10 out of me.
The service was not very good and she was clockwatching. After I left, I was thinking about it and decided I shouldn't put up with this. I went back 10 minutes later and demanded my £10 change. This time, she managed to find it.

See this just shows the mentality, she was paid a tenner more but still clock watched. 

[mh]

See this just shows the mentality, she was paid a tenner more but still clock watched. 

I believe that for a significant proportion of WGs once they have the money they stop giving much consideration to the current punter (beyond getting them to "come and go") and are actually thinking more about the arrangements for the next one. Repeat until done.

[ickydicky]

thats why i like sticking to regulars who dont piss me about

[EnglishRebecca121]

Alot of girls ( me included ) bank almost daily so in some cases the wg may not actually have any change notes on her if she has just banked...

so always turn up with correct payment !

[ickydicky]

come on hen when you coming up to dear old glesga town

[Ellroy44]

Why anybody would be looking for change when she is charging £1000/hr, No that is not a typo £1k per hour, is beyond me.

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She's a fucking dog if you ask me

[MrMatrix]

Why anybody would be looking for change when she is charging £1000/hr, No that is not a typo £1k per hour, is beyond me.

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Last year KDB was charging £250 Ph, still expensive

[Roth]

Alot of girls ( me included ) bank almost daily so in some cases the wg may not actually have any change notes on her if she has just banked...

so always turn up with correct payment !

If I pay my mechanic, I would expect some change from him if needed.  He wouldn't assume it was a tip. It works both ways. Whilst most punters try to turn up with the righ cash, it sometimes happens that you may end up with a pile of twentys and no tenners.  What's wrong with a prossie keeping a few tenners round her place? 

[mh]

Alot of girls ( me included ) bank almost daily so in some cases the wg may not actually have any change notes on her if she has just banked...

so always turn up with correct payment !

What an absolutely shitty excuse! Like all cash businesses you should keep a float or you're just taking the piss.

[EnglishRebecca121]

i tend to have a tenner in my wallet for such occasions but in 4 years ive never had the problem with someone not  having the right notes

just stating a fact thats all after getting my cash taken twice in the 1st year i always bank almost daily.

[Brazilian Martian]

i tend to have a tenner in my wallet for such occasions but in 4 years ive never had the problem with someone not  having the right notes

just stating a fact thats all after getting my cash taken twice in the 1st year i always bank almost daily.

Did you inform the police when this happened to in your 1st year ?

[EnglishRebecca121]

yes why?

[EnglishRebecca121]

altho the 2nd one it was another working girl who stole it 

she of course denined it...anyway going way of topic

[Brazilian Martian]

altho the 2nd one it was another working girl who stole it 

she of course denined it...anyway going way of topic

Oh ok I thought a punter stole it surprised you saying another prossie

[Daffodil]

I do try to take the correct money, but it isn't always possible. The atm near me, for example, is always out of tenners so I have to withdraw in multiples of twenty. Not ideal if the prossie is charging a multiple of ten, but not twenty.

As such I expect the prossie to be able to provide change and, if not, she should take the hit to her purse. They work in a cash business. I also don't accept Rebecca's excuse. Fine, bank the majority but keep a couple of tenners back.

[Marmalade]

Alot of girls ( me included ) bank almost daily so in some cases the wg may not actually have any change notes on her if she has just banked...

so always turn up with correct payment !

People running any other business where customers are expected to pay cash, a shop, a pub or a taxi service have a very similar 'challenge' (though it's hardly that challenging!) and simply have a float: a selection of appropriate denominations for giving change, because it's part of being professional. Do you always, for instance, ask a taxi driver if he or she has change before getting in – or 'round it up' when they say, no they haven't got any change??

Yes, it happens to all of us occasionally, but many prossies tend to make a habit of not being very professional, especially when it means easy money. (To their credit, or at least some of them, the mod on the saafe thread in question at least said she has a float ready before starting work.

But you are right about one thing (and don't take it personally) and that is that punters have to assume the worst. That the prossie may well try to rip him off either criminally or by her own slovenliness. So yes, he should take the right money (and that, in itself, is a piss poor reflections on prostitutes overall but hey, we are paying whores, not Japanese bank clerks.


 


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Of course you could phone her up to say some fluffy shit and she will coo in your ear

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Associated lies...

"I'll give ypu an extra special time" (same as every other time, sucker)

"I'll give you an extra ten minutes" (later ... Except by my watch we started at the time of the booking rather than ten minutes later when I finally open the door.)

"That's very sweet of you" (saves me advertising a higher rate than that bitch down the street)

"I'll give it you back next time" (except 'next time' I am of course likely to be busy)

"I'll give it you back next time" (are you really holding me to that, you mean bastard!)

"The prices went up" (and I'll change them on my profile before you get home to check).

"I never have any change" (so if the taxi driver objects to you rounding it down you give him a blow job do you?)



I will make one commendation: I have never been in a sauna and not been able to get change from the prossie. But if I suspect that the cow 'won't have any change' I will take the money out to show her, and if she doesn't have any either I will offer to go to the shop to get some and come back for a rearranged appointment ten minutes later.

[Roth]

Yep fair enough to try to take the exact change wherever possible.  But life ain't like that and as Daffodil says some ATMs quickly run out of tenners.

TIP MY ARSE!   IT IS FUCKING ARROGANT OF ANY PROSSIE WHO GETS UPPITY ABOUT GIVING CHANGE ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CHARGE THE HOURLY RATES THEY DO ALREADY

[Marmalade]

Acronym dictionary for prossies :

ATM = Automated Teller Machine, hole in the wall, inanimate object that dispenses money from YOUR account.

not

         Another Thick Mug.

[James999]

People running any other business where customers are expected to pay cash, a shop, a pub or a taxi service have a very similar 'challenge' (though it's hardly that challenging!) and simply have a float:

Pro$$ies use it as another trick to try and get more money, pure and simple, if she charged £70 and the client was the second of the day she must have change, unless she sent her "boyfriend" out to the dealer with £70 to get some gear?

Even if a pro$$ie was paid in £10 notes and a client needed change she'd pretend not to have it to try and get the extra tenner, just say no problems I'll give you £60 now and drop the £10 back later / next time... You'd be amazed how quick the change is found 

[pumps]

i always go with the correct money, and if her price is something stupid like £65 (which is a blatant money making scam)....  I make sure I break a £10 in a shop first so she doesn't need to get her hands on more than she would like to.

[Marmalade]

I wasn't joking when I said I give coins. I don't mean I go out of my way to give her coins but I find £1 and £2 coins tend to mount up, so if get rid of them with the jizz. A tenner's worth of coins to make up £70 is not outrageous. Some of them smile. I think it reminds them that their first name isn't lady even of the second one is muck. John Lewis of course say thank you very much, whereas the prostitute, doing one of the lowest jobs on the planet, has the arrogance of someone that looks down on anyone expecting her to get her lazy arse out of bed.

[Brazilian Martian]

I wasn't joking when I said I give coins. I don't mean I go out of my way to give her coins but I find £1 and £2 coins tend to mount up, so if get rid of them with the jizz. A tenner's worth of coins to make up £70 is not outrageous. Some of them smile. I think it reminds them that their first name isn't lady even of the second one is muck. John Lewis of course say thank you very much, whereas the prostitute, doing one of the lowest jobs on the planet, has the arrogance of someone that looks down on anyone expecting her to get her lazy arse out of bed.

[Jimmyredcab]

i tend to have a tenner in my wallet for such occasions but in 4 years ive never had the problem with someone not  having the right notes

just stating a fact thats all after getting my cash taken twice in the 1st year i always bank almost daily.

Surprised that you leave a paper trail.     

[EnglishRebecca121]

As a tax payer why wouldn't I ????

[Diehard]

As a tax payer why wouldn't I ????

She who doth protest too much! 

[Brazilian Martian]

As a tax payer why wouldn't I ????

If you pay tax then I'm. Fred dibnah

[webpunter]

She's not Ronnie Pickering, is she? 

[Marmalade]

The big prossie 'tax' dilemma...

Paying tax is so respectable sounding. So as a 'massage therapist' earning '£20 an hour' the tax-lovin' prossie declares enough to show she has a breadline income, and claims back for towels, massage oils, and a big long list of theoreticals. She goes to the bank every day, changing enough £50s and £20s to have change for the next day's customers. Scenario 2 says that's far too much hassle for such a piffling amount, stays in bed an extra hour or so, and if the dust on her phone is disturbed she can make extra income from not having change. Dreams of the day when her PG earns enough milch money to pay off her pimp and she can stay in bed watching "Corrie" on her 55" tv snd eat cake.

 

Hot insider tip for prossies: banks give change!!!!!!

[hullad]

There is a real simple answer to this....

Take the correct money with you

I have always taken the correct money its not that hard is it, you should have sorted out what you want for what they want before you arrive.

Some common sense or is too hard for some lazy prats to sort it out...

[EnglishRebecca121]

If you pay tax then I'm. Fred dibnah

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It really bugs me that punters presume all escorts avoid pay tax .. granted most dont but the savy ones do.